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Sophy Wackles posted:IRS agents carry guns and they will murder you. They know how to fill out all the reports correctly afterwards as well. Not only do they know how to fill out the forms, they are aroused by it.
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Back in 2008 I guess the IRS hosed up something on their end, and failed to return twelve dollars and seventeen cents that they owed me for withholding on my meager, part-time, minimum wage salary. By the time they figured it out, I had joined the military and moved away. My Mom sent me the check, but I was busy with training, and the nearest branch of my bank was like an hour's drive away, and I didn't really need 12 bucks, so I forgot about it. The check for $12.17 expired after a year, and they dutifully cut me a new one, which my Mom politely mailed to me, and I promptly completely forgot about, this time because I was deployed overseas. The IRS continued mailing me checks at my parent's address annually. They didn't mail them to my address, they didn't attach them to my yearly return, they just implacably sent them to my parents/mom year after year. In 2018, after a decade of living on the East Coast, I finally moved home, and the next summer in 2019, when the IRS sent the check again, my Mom asked me to please just go loving cash it this time, the bank's 5 minutes away, and I did, ending a decade long tradition. That's my IRS story, also I'm a W2 employee who fails to report any cash income, so I have no relevant advice for your $19k in debt, besides they're not likely to forget about that.
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Oct 16, 2023 06:48
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I had to pay the IRS $7 in taxes when I did my return this year. Worth it I guess I got a couple hundred back from my state. I miss getting returns I could buy a cheap used car with.
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Oct 16, 2023 07:12
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pencilhands posted:i cant stop farting my entire apartment smells like a ripped rear end pre:p e n c i l h a n d s e s n a c i l d h e a p n p d i s s a d e p p i r
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Oct 16, 2023 07:26
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Poor Pencilhands thought of taxes and ripped rear end so hard he died
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Oct 16, 2023 07:30
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OP you have to work out a payment plan with them. Their interest rates are way cheaper then credit cards and (sometimes) you can negotiate an offer in compromise.
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Oct 16, 2023 09:16
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Still boggling that the federal government trusts the average American to do their own taxes. Get taxed at source like a civilized country!
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Oct 16, 2023 09:26
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Piggy Smalls posted:Extension is over tomorrow. Owe 19,000 and have nothing to give. I’m hosed. Anyone else owe money after their extension is up? Maybe manage your money better.
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Oct 16, 2023 09:28
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I want to become an IRS agent when I grow up
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Oct 16, 2023 10:04
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I once owed between 1 and 2k, but I paid it and didn't file for an extension or anything. I think there was a lot of job switching and moving across country that year and things just got all hosed up you know
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Oct 16, 2023 11:07
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I do my own taxes OP. You gotta read the paperwork. Its not even tax season, bout to get bucko bucks in February. I owed state once, it was like 12 bucks lmao.
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Oct 16, 2023 11:24
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I had to pay back 500 once when someone didn't do thier job for Fed. It was a simple phone call, oops, my bad.
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Oct 16, 2023 11:27
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I overpay like a motherfucker though so they can fix the streets and do quality of life BS Got a cool 10k back last year Taxes are easy, save your paperwork. If Will Ferral is knocking on your door, just don't open it. That's not really the IRS
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Oct 16, 2023 11:35
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Piggy Smalls posted:Extension is over tomorrow. Owe 19,000 and have nothing to give. I’m hosed. Anyone else owe money after their extension is up? What happened?
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Oct 16, 2023 11:35
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Also the extension is for the filing not for the payment due. That was due in April. You got to work out a payment plan with them.
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Oct 16, 2023 11:36
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I get the exact same amount back every year from the gubmint but sometimes I owe the state anywhere from 5 to 50 dollars op. You should try doing that.
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Oct 16, 2023 11:40
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Imagine a tax system where ordinary people have to flay themselves trying to complete a tax return Every Year
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Oct 16, 2023 11:43
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Vampire Panties posted:OP you have to work out a payment plan with them. Their interest rates are way cheaper then credit cards and (sometimes) you can negotiate an offer in compromise. This, ASAP.
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Oct 16, 2023 12:05
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Thesaurus posted:I'm still trying to resolve a tax issue from 2020. A state tax authority says that I owe like $20k. This is wrong (they actually owe me a few grand). I've been stuck in a Kafkaesque battle to try to resolve this for for three years now. It pops into my head every few weeks and torments me before receding again. my father was in a very similar situation last year that only finally got resolved when he and his accountant sent a letter to his local representative explaining the situation. might be worth a try at least.
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Oct 16, 2023 12:26
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Pay your taxes you bum rear end dentist, this country don't run on IOUs and "I'll get ya next time"s
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Oct 16, 2023 13:04
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Lmao I forgot OP was the poop-denying dentist. Sell one of your Mercedes op
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Oct 16, 2023 13:08
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Venmo me
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Oct 16, 2023 13:17
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You can always file a payment plan with the IRS because it's either that or they garnish your wages for a hell of a lot more than the payment plan is What the hell did you do, trade crypto or something?
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Oct 16, 2023 13:20
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Seth Pecksniff posted:You can always file a payment plan with the IRS because it's either that or they garnish your wages for a hell of a lot more than the payment plan is worse, he's self-employed
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bertolt rekt posted:worse, he's self-employed Oh if you didn't withhold correctly you in a world of pain OP and if you don't file for a payment plan like immediately they are going to wreck your world
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Oct 16, 2023 14:13
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you're hosed and you'll have deserved it op
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Oct 16, 2023 14:23
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On the plus side when they send you to jail you can at least tell everyone you're in there for the same poo poo that Al Capone did and have at least a few inmates think you're some mobster badass instead of an idiot who didn't remember to do the paperwork all functional adults manage to do on a yearly basis.
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Oct 16, 2023 14:30
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I once owed $200 to the IRS and boy was I mad. I can't imagine not paying $19k hoo boy that's a lot of meatballs.
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Oct 16, 2023 14:31
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IRS found out OP doesn’t let his employees poop on company time.
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Oct 16, 2023 14:42
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The IRS owes me 20k, I've set up an installment plan so they can pay me back, they must be charging you so they can afford to pay me back, it's just economics.
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Oct 16, 2023 14:46
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Didn’t make my quarterly payments. Already paid the state the 18,000 I owed them. Planning to pay 10,000 on Friday. I’ve been a good boy the last few years but this year messed up.
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Oct 16, 2023 14:51
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Sell your boat you goddamned bum
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Oct 16, 2023 15:21
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one time the IRS said my mom owed them like $600 because she had understated her income so i was like "okay well in that case she didn't itemize her deductions let me redo her taxes and refile for her and she'll owe less" and they didnt like that itemization either but there were other deductions to claim so i counterfiled again and they just gave up and stopped asking for money because they probably had already spent more than $600 fighting a bored kid who enjoyed doing paperwork
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Oct 16, 2023 15:29
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Make sure you show up to work 15 minutes early at your new job down at the IRS Dick Sucking Factory. Remember: on time is too late!!
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Oct 16, 2023 15:32
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The IRS owes me big bucks, I've sent some big bald headed guys with pipes to break their kneecaps
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Torquemada posted:Still boggling that the federal government trusts the average American to do their own taxes. Get taxed at source like a civilized country! won't somebody please think of the convoluted taxation industry!!
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Oct 16, 2023 15:50
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Having had to endure bankruptcy and avoid jail because of tax evasion, I now recommend everyone pays their taxes in a timely manner.
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Oct 16, 2023 16:05
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Do you think I can deduct my Waifu Pillow as a business expense?
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Oct 16, 2023 16:10
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redshirt posted:my Waifu Pillow bruh don't give Mike Lindell any ideas
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How much do you tip your IRS auditor? Is it like an extra $5, or do you do 10% of your return?
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