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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Daily mass shooting is maybe half a 9/11.

The team you don't like winning the Superbowl or World Cup is a 9/11 or maybe more depending on how seriously you take sports.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I'm pretty sure it has been since 9/11

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Before that it was probably pearl harbors or whatever

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Nooner posted:

I'm pretty sure it has been since 9/11

Yeah, but now it's official.

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Things that happen to me specifically get a +1 9/11 bonus

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
*glances at toilet bowl*

oh yeah thats a nine-one-one

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
reminds me of that tragedy

Nice Van My Man
Jan 1, 2008

That was already the joke in Team America World Police

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Nice Van My Man posted:

That was already the joke in Team America World Police

Ah poo poo. I forgot most of that movie by now.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

Escape From Noise posted:

Daily mass shooting is maybe half a 9/11.

:stare: what fuckin reality are you in

Imagine if mass shootings got even a third of a tenth of a 9/11 response :allears:

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

yes thius is totally a new phenomenon

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Pulled off a full 9/11 in my toilet this morning

Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Pulled off a full 9/11 in my toilet this morning

What’s the 9/11 rating for a dumbass that doesn’t even read 5 posts before spewing his stupid repeat of a joke?

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Extra row of tits posted:

What’s the 9/11 rating for a dumbass that doesn’t even read 5 posts before spewing his stupid repeat of a joke?

9/11

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Nooner posted:

Before that it was probably pearl harbors or whatever

drat yeah forgot about pearl harbor

9/11 just goes harder. easily the bigger tragedy overall.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX1SojKfgNI

ChairmanMauzer
Dec 30, 2004

It wears a human face.
Remember that period of several months during COVID when the US alone was having more than a 9/11's worth of deaths every day and most of the country couldn't be bothered to give a poo poo?

ChairmanMauzer fucked around with this message at 19:07 on Oct 18, 2023

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I bet there was a mass shooting on 9/11 and nobody heard about it and the guy was devastated. The cops didn't even show up because they were defending the tallest building (a grain silo) in Butthell, Wisconsin, Alabama

Icochet fucked around with this message at 19:12 on Oct 18, 2023

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

ChairmanMauzer posted:

Remember that period of several months during COVID when the US alone was having more than a 9/11's worth of deaths every day and most of the country couldn't be bothered to give a poo poo?

Those deaths weren't good for tv coverage. That loses them at least 90% of a 9/11.

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

goatface posted:

Those deaths weren't good for tv coverage. That loses them at least 90% of a 9/11.

CNN making awooga eyes at mass spontaneous human combustion

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Yes it's been that for two decades op

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

a sixth of a pearl harbor

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




did a 9/11 in the toilet, heh

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
How many megaHitlers is that?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
milliHitlers would probably be the appropriate unit

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Can you convert that into time based Mooches?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

thats like twenty Boston Molasses Disasters

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

redshirt posted:

Can you convert that into time based Mooches?

No, those are different units. But you could do 9/11s per Mooch to measure rate of tragedies

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

numberoneposter posted:

thats like twenty Boston Molasses Disasters

Maybe the sweetest disastah evah. Right heah in Boston!

101723
Oct 17, 2023
nah its totally homeless holocaust

101723
Oct 17, 2023
the homeless holocaust is completely insane

101723
Oct 17, 2023
fighting for your country? try fighting for your life, for seven years and counting!

101723
Oct 17, 2023

ChairmanMauzer
Dec 30, 2004

It wears a human face.

It still amazes me that, for a time, Death Row Records was owned by Hasbro.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

What's the metric tragedy?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

ChairmanMauzer posted:

Remember that period of several months during COVID when the US alone was having more than a 9/11's worth of deaths every day and most of the country couldn't be bothered to give a poo poo?

"They were old anyway, I need Cracker Barrel"

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Nooner posted:

I'm pretty sure it has been since 9/11

Nooner !

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

mobby_6kl posted:

Yes it's been that for two decades op



900/11

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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

mobby_6kl posted:

Yes it's been that for two decades op



That was talking about a specific terrorist attack, not general tragedies. I'm not saying it's new exactly, just widened in scope.

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