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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
(but should be)

Farting on someone’s dinner

Pissing in the shower right before your wife gives the baby a bath

MST3k Rule34

Helping your friend perform the “Kirk Johnson Maneuver”




Please add to this list and maybe we can get a petition going.

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20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Driving 25 mph on the long rear end freeway on-ramp until merging with the freeway traffic at 45 mph while the freeway is moving at 75 mph +

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Scratching your rear end in public then sniffing your fingers for a long time and moaning contentedly.

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002
barefoot

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Spitting around other people

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Bloodfart McCoy posted:



Helping your friend perform the “Kirk Johnson Maneuver”

OP, swooping in to police what two consenting adults do in their bedroom in front of their webcam.

Y'know what, OP? No I did not forget to ask Jesus and all three of us are down.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




downloading a post

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
40 New Ypurk Avenue.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
shartin

edit: wait missed the should be

uh

pulling forward through parking spaces

also backing into them so you can face out

maybe these are already crimes though idk don't do it rear end in a top hat

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

BigBadSteve posted:

Scratching your rear end in public then sniffing your fingers for a long time and moaning contentedly.

this isnt fair

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Private Cumshoe posted:



pulling forward through parking spaces

also backing into them so you can face out

maybe these are already crimes though idk don't do it rear end in a top hat

What the gently caress is this about?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Who cares which way you park, all that matters is that you don't cut across 10 rows of parking spaces horizontally, that you go the right way down directional parking lots, and that you actually fit in the spot you're parking in.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Pneub posted:

What the gently caress is this about?

The gently caress do you need to do it for I bet you drive a truck too lol

Less access to your truck bed??

A maneuver for morons

It's always loving trucks and their large cabs prevent anyone else from seeing pedestrians

it's also mostly boomers taking 10 minutes to complete their back in, at the closest spots to wherever too because they're lazy as poo poo, boomers are typically the only ones dumb enough to waste their time on such selfishness and disregard for the safety of others so catastrophically

Private Cumshoe fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Oct 20, 2023

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Making bad threads.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Kissing wild animals.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Funky See Funky Do posted:

Kissing wild animals.

I disagree.
I see a possum Imma smooch it.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Private Cumshoe posted:

The gently caress do you need to do it for I bet you drive a truck too lol

Less access to your truck bed??

A maneuver for morons

It's always loving trucks and their large cabs prevent anyone else from seeing pedestrians

it's also mostly boomers taking 10 minutes to complete their back in, at the closest spots to wherever too because they're lazy as poo poo, boomers are typically the only ones dumb enough to waste their time on such selfishness and disregard for the safety of others so catastrophically

I just prefer to get a pull through spot because they’re a lot safer and easier to exit :confused:

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Rolling a tortoise onto its back and then just walking away.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Touch ur peepee

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Rolling a tortoise onto its back and then just walking away.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




posting contextless youtube links

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Miracle Whip.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
I walking
K walking
L walking
M walking

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Szyznyk posted:

Miracle Whip.

In a like manner Cheez Whiz, or any milk product branding itself as faux-cheese.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Crimes, if you don't get caught

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


showering in socks and shoes

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

calling pasta noodles

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Posting

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Bad Purchase posted:

posting contextless youtube links

Yep, this should be a sixer.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

You’re on the fast track the the gas chamber.

Like the lethal gas chamber for capital crimes.

Not just our goon gas chamber.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

You’re on the fast track the the gas chamber.

Like the lethal gas chamber for capital crimes.

Not just our goon gas chamber.

Cool and Funusual

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Private Cumshoe posted:

shartin

edit: wait missed the should be

uh

pulling forward through parking spaces

also backing into them so you can face out

maybe these are already crimes though idk don't do it rear end in a top hat
I obey no traffic laws on parking lots COME ON

If I'm not in anyone's way all bets are off

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

pissing in yer own dang back yard

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
No down payment, no interest and nothing to pay for 6 months! Not enough? I'll throw in the dryer for FREE!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

This thing called love

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Microwaving fish at the office

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Kissing Tom Brady on the mouth

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Joker catching a Pokemon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI3bUEXxJCk

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Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

(but should be)


MST3k Rule34

One Fear

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