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aniviron
Sep 11, 2014

Posting about how to get into parking spaces.

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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
private transport

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
15 minute cities, make it 5 I'm lazy as hell do better urban planners

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

numberoneposter posted:

i stand perfectly still on the escalator...hell its not a crime :smug:

At the mall? Fine. In an airport or train station? Straight to jail, if not shot into the sun

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Private Cumshoe posted:

private transport

Only after they make it illegal to piss on the subway.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
this is a bust! you're all under arrest!

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Farting in ye own mouf.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Eating squeezy cheese.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Slaying the Yaas Queen

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Having sex with a car.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

vegetables posted:

Apparently cannibalism may not be a crime in Britain, but there is no way to do it without committing a different crime

Not true. Someone could donate you a kidney to eat if they wanted to. No I've never thought about this before

To contribute I'm gonna throw in another rule 34, stardew valley mods. It's just such a wholesome game, why???

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
mods??

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

boot scootin

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Licking the food off someone's face as though you're cleaning them when in fact you're just replacing a small amount of food with a large amount of your saliva.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Dixville posted:

Not true. Someone could donate you a kidney to eat if they wanted to. No I've never thought about this before

I'm pretty sure there was an entire episode of The IT Crowd about this so you can just pretend you got the idea from that and no one will think you're a cannibal

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

forging your own signature

Nascardad
Oct 22, 2009

"Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"
Sliced hotdogs and extra mayo

Triikan
Feb 23, 2007
Most Loved
Going 45 (the posted speed limit) in the middle lane of an under construction highway is perfectly legal, despite others’ objections!

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Crapping in the jacuzzi.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

BigBadSteve posted:

Farting in ye own mouf.

Like with a tube? Is just bending your face down there and catching some of it acceptable?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Turning yourself in for crimes you think you might have committed. For example the poster above can just rock up to a police station and turn themselves in for that if they're not sure if it was legal or not.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN
I think I'll call 911 and ask if it's illegal first.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Pneub posted:

I think I'll call 911 and ask if it's illegal first.

I think calling 911 just to ask them to confirm or deny some stuff you read on a forum might be an actual crime.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

I think calling 911 just to ask them to confirm or deny some stuff you read on a forum might be an actual crime.

I always love the stories when someone calls 911 cuz they only got 5 McNuggets in a 6 pack.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Alternatively, it makes my hot drat day to discover an extra nug.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

BigBadSteve posted:

Farting in ye own mouf.

Does anyone have that gif of the guy sticking a tube up his rear end and huffing deeply in the fart helmet?

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

hot gay sex

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Does anyone have that gif of the guy sticking a tube up his rear end and huffing deeply in the fart helmet?

Posting/Requesting this gif.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

cool it down there gay feller you could start a fire

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Kissing the mannequins

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Does anyone have that gif of the guy sticking a tube up his rear end and huffing deeply in the fart helmet?

I’m still waiting for this gif to be posted. It is mostly sfw. But it is pretty :nms:

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Posting/Requesting this gif.

:fuckoff:

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Sitting with friends and family to watch the sun set over the end of the valley, the last flickers of sunlight lighting up the edges of trees and the mountains with golden fire, while the valley slowly falls into shadow. Then belching long and loud.

Cassette Moodcore
May 4, 2022

Bill Stickers

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Eating while pooping

Triikan
Feb 23, 2007
Most Loved
Bill Stickers is innocent

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Crackers in bed

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Candy corn

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

redshirt posted:

Crackers in bed

:haibrow:


butter flavored candy should not be a thing, butter flavored butter should

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

enjoying a good home cooked meal

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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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pissing and making GBS threads

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