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Going to Mcdonald saying I want mcnuggets They ask how many And before they can finish the sentence you demand Just fill the bag
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Yelling "im a dude" after performing the finisher at the flying j gloryhole
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The Loin King posted:Yelling "im a dude" after performing the finisher at the flying j gloryhole I'm pretty sure that was implied
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Genesplicer posted:Sitting with friends and family to watch the sun set over the end of the valley, the last flickers of sunlight lighting up the edges of trees and the mountains with golden fire, while the valley slowly falls into shadow. Then belching long and loud. This, but farting such a foul one that everybody throws up.
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DicktheCat posted:These shouldn't be illegal, but if you say it, the cashier should get to spit in your face with no consequences. There's a thought provoking Ben Katchor comic about a public expectorant service, where you can hire someone to spit in the face of someone else for you, if you didn't like how they interacted with you. This happens to the main character who then sees the spitter later on at a restaurant when he's off duty.
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We don't kinkshame here.
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Anything that's not specifically codified in laws as a crime is allowed, OP. Hope this helps!
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Private Cumshoe posted:pissing and making GBS threads Depends on where...
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Wrong, all the piss and poo poo needs to be gone I'm just done ok please don't fight me on this
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GBS has taught me a great deal of goons' poo poo just goes right into their pants. Because apparently goons either can't tell the difference between a poo poo and a fart, or they just have to fart so loving much that it doesn't matter. edit: seriously the amount of goons making GBS threads themselves is loving bizarre at any given time there are several active threads dedicated to this subject Like I love you goons but this is a place where I just can't follow. I've never poo poo myself, I just don't think I ever will. You know what should be a crime: making GBS threads yourself between the ages of like 5 and 75. credburn fucked around with this message at 13:23 on Oct 29, 2023 |
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What about making GBS threads in the back seat of a police cruiser is that not funny to you
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credburn posted:GBS has taught me a great deal of goons' poo poo just goes right into their pants. It is curious. I've long assumed a certain percentage of such content is amplified for humorous effect. *packs pipe, puffs knowingly
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It's sad to see people so beaten down by the mores of society that, even if they wanted to, they'd be unable to reliably poo poo their pants. What is more purely human than such a basic animal function? And yet there's plenty of people who mindlessly obey society's dictates without question. They've internalized the command which is the first sign of accepting the boot.
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I've sadly never poo poo my pants but if I did it would be very funny.
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syntaxfunction posted:I've sadly never poo poo my pants but if I did it would be very funny. I've never poo poo in this guy's pants either, sadly
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credburn posted:GBS has taught me a great deal of goons' poo poo just goes right into their pants. While you or I would use the toilet long before we poo poo in the bathtub of a girl we liked or simply not have a diet that consists of energy drinks and beef jerky, it's not for us to judge those who do. There but for the grace of God..
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What is a toilet but a really stiff pair of porcelain pants
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credburn posted:GBS has taught me a great deal of goons' poo poo just goes right into their pants. I fart a lot so it just happens sometimes. I cannot be bothered to moisture-probe every fart that comes knocking on my sphincter, so I let them fly. 999/1000 farts are dry as the Sahara. But every 1000th fart or so has a little extra mustard on the dog. My butthole is incredibly reactive and quick. So I am very good at puckering up when there’s a bit of moisture coming through. I catch the vast majority of sharts before there is any issue. There have been maybe four or five times as an adult where the shart has evaded my discriminating sphincter and made it to my underpants. This has never been a full blown poo poo. Just a drop. My above post should be illegal.
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“a little extra mustard on the dog” is the perfect euphemism for a shart 
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:
This pickup line has over 100% success rate.
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credburn posted:GBS has taught me a great deal of goons' poo poo just goes right into their pants. Its obvious to all the rest of us that you made this post immediately after making GBS threads your pants. You're not fooling anyone, Poopy Pants.
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credburn posted:I've never poo poo myself, I just don't think I ever will. Tell me you have no plans for your retirement short of just dying early without telling me you have no plans for your retirement short of just dying early.
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futanari Me coming out of deep hibernation to say futanari
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Does anyone have that gif of the guy sticking a tube up his rear end and huffing deeply in the fart helmet? Found it.  
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I fart a lot so it just happens sometimes. I don't know what moisture probing a fart is but it should be illegal. Or not doing it should be illegal. One of the two
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Walking into the Costco food court without a membership isn't a crime and I'm glad.
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saying "it tastes just like chicken!" when it absolutely does not taste "just like chicken"
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Refusing a donut from a box of donuts, even though you want a donut, but deciding you don't need donuts.
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covidstomper58 posted:Refusing a donut from a box of donuts, even though you want a donut, but deciding you don't need donuts. Then coming back when the break room is empty and cutting half a donut for yourself to take one bite of, and leaving the other half too mauled for anyone else to want.
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Fuckstick posted:Saying “it’s goin’” when asked how it is going. What is a proper response? Suppose things aren't going 'good,' what should I say? Not "bad." But I don't want to lie. I'm caught off guard whenever someone asks this.
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credburn posted:What is a proper response? Suppose things aren't going 'good,' what should I say? Not "bad." But I don't want to lie. I'm caught off guard whenever someone asks this. You just gotta say "Oh, you know". What are they gonna do about it?
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credburn posted:What is a proper response? Suppose things aren't going 'good,' what should I say? Not "bad." But I don't want to lie. I'm caught off guard whenever someone asks this. Always say 'amazing.'
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Presiding over a court of law under your real name, sometimes. https://twitter.com/KMOV/status/1719089553854615959
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credburn posted:What is a proper response? Suppose things aren't going 'good,' what should I say? Not "bad." But I don't want to lie. I'm caught off guard whenever someone asks this. “Living the dream”. It can fit all occasions depending on how much obvious sarcasm you inject into it
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