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Cubone posted:this thread is racist I would let a cubone have a beer
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i'm smoking crack behind the truck at the docks
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Oct 20, 2023 22:41
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Good luck trying to take the keys away from the pokemon that IS a giant set of keys when they are hammered and trying to drive home
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Oct 20, 2023 22:46
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I think the better question is, if pokemon were real and wanted to drink beer, could you stop them? Mewtwo would pop your head like that scene in 'Scanners' if you told him no. Busters fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Oct 21, 2023 |
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Oct 21, 2023 00:19
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yeah they're all like 3ft high going by the pokedex
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Oct 21, 2023 00:21
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I would get jigglypuff drunk off its rear end
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Oct 21, 2023 00:25
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:yeah they're all like 3ft high going by the pokedex Magcargo is two feet tall. And supposedly can generate temperatures of 18,000 F. That's twice the heat of our sun. You tell it that it can't have a warm larger. See what happens. Busters fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Oct 21, 2023 |
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Oct 21, 2023 00:26
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I'm talking about jigglypuff just absolutely wasted at the company christmas party, talking poo poo about its boss and getting fired
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Oct 21, 2023 00:27
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Jigglypuff in public just screaming and crying on a phone call with its ex girlfriend except the ex had hung up 15 minutes ago
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Oct 21, 2023 00:28
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Jigglypuff in public just screaming and crying on a phone call with its ex girlfriend except the ex had hung up 15 minutes ago Somehow I'm reminded of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eirBtt7wIDU
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Oct 21, 2023 00:33
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Hammerite posted:have u ever drunk a beer out of that skull. be honest Dude. That's his mom. You can't drink beer out of your mom.
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Oct 21, 2023 00:33
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Busters posted:Magcargo is two feet tall. so can a pistol shrimp. fuckass little shrimp isn't drinking without my say-so
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Oct 21, 2023 00:39
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Dude. That's his mom. You can't drink beer out of your mom. Sounds like quitter talk
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Oct 21, 2023 01:00
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Mr. Mime
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Oct 21, 2023 01:16
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Pac and Cheese posted:dude you let one of those womp blocks from mario drink a beer, lemme tell you you're in for one of the best nights of your life, hilarious motherfuckers
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Oct 21, 2023 01:19
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I told a Flygon not to drink too much but it got trashed. I asked it to please not try to fly but it took off as fast as it could saying "I'm better at flying when I'm drunk actually". It hit a car 12 seconds later. 90kg going 110km/h, right through some poor bastards windshield. There were no survivors. Edit: Rotom also got trashed but just started mouthing off and calling everyone slurs which was kind of hosed.
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Oct 21, 2023 02:32
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Tinkaton got turnt on a scorpion bowl and smashed up the joint real bad. He killed a guy. Yeah they're gonna weld his ball shut. hosed up.
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Oct 21, 2023 02:50
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Knormal posted:Whomp or Thwomp? Please respond soon. the blue blocky ones but we just like to have a good time and steer away from these kinds of politics
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Oct 21, 2023 02:57
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do all the dodrio heads get drunk at the same time
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Oct 21, 2023 03:03
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The share a body, so if the angry one gets drunk it effects the rest. That's why the other look sad and confused
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Oct 21, 2023 03:27
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I'm talking about jigglypuff just absolutely wasted at the company christmas party, talking poo poo about its boss and getting fired Just as long as she doesn't get on the karaoke machine
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Oct 21, 2023 08:15
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Psyduck, and let him take the heat 4 subsequent crimes
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Oct 21, 2023 08:17
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R.L. Stine posted:i'm smoking crack behind the truck at the docks We all know this, you wrote fear streer
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Oct 21, 2023 08:17
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I'd buy Dunsparce a beer because it's the Pokémon nobody cares about 🥹
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Oct 21, 2023 08:47
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Seems like buying them a drink is the least I could do
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Oct 21, 2023 08:57
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Charmader is the best of the original starter crew so the 'lil fire lizard can get sloshed and I'll still happily carry it home
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Oct 21, 2023 19:26
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There are a set of Pokemon based on the Three Musketeers and I drat well bet Cobalion can do the bit where rather than pay his bill to the inn he holes himself up in the wine cellar and lives off wine for a week
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Oct 22, 2023 09:53
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James' Growlithe Growlie, or Gar Chan as he is known in the original japanese
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Oct 22, 2023 13:09
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malder posted:I'd buy Dunsparce a beer because it's the Pokémon nobody cares about 🥹 well yeah everyone's all about the dudunsparce now
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Oct 22, 2023 15:25
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Meowth could absolutely drink a beer. Arbok would drink like four beers and be a snidey bitch but with some excellent observations about fellow punters. Clefairy isn't allowed to know what beer is. This is honestly one of the most important philosophical questions of our time, thank you for raising it.
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Oct 22, 2023 16:50
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Incineroar can have a few beers. Primeape absolutely can’t have a beer
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Oct 22, 2023 17:03
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jynx tries to swig prosecco out of the bottle and makes a mess
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Oct 22, 2023 17:07
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Dragonstoned posted:The fighting ones, MoChop, ForeArms, hitmonbrucelee, hitmonjackiechan
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Oct 22, 2023 17:23
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you'll kick yourself when you realise who hitmontop was named after
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Oct 22, 2023 19:15
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hitmontopramen
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Oct 22, 2023 23:57
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If there is a Pokemon equivalent of Cheers, both Probopass and Mr. Rime are regulars at it.
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Oct 23, 2023 00:15
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MrQwerty posted:Mr. Mime godammit, i ws gonna say the gross rear end mime one 
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Oct 23, 2023 00:18
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alcohol is poison so a poison type
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Oct 23, 2023 00:47
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Shuckle would refuse any massproduced beers because he got really into his own homebrew "berry juice" hobby.
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hello I am well versed in Pokemon I cannot answer the topic raised in the OP, but I would like to help by answering this question: deep dish peat moss posted:is the pillsbury doughboy a pokemon canonically, no. if he were tho, he would almost certainly be in the Amorphous and Humanoid egg groups. I imagine his typing would be Normal/Fighting, representing his body, constructed out of Pillsbury's premade dough, and a reference to the famous Doughboy helmet that the United States used in World War 1. thank you.
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