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Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
Meatspin

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sex excellence
Feb 19, 2011

Satisfaction Guranteed

pencilhands posted:

im serious i felt so lost and alone in life for like 30 years then i started having sex with men and my entire existence changed

did you try having sex with women first or did you just dive right into dudes?

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Seems more like they dove dick-first into Meatloaf

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

love spinning meat

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
What about meet, lovers

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Or meat, louvers

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

putting on my MEAT helmet

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

how much intersection is there between beet lovers and meat lovers?

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

numberoneposter posted:

how much intersection is there between beet lovers and meat lovers?

Borscht

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

numberoneposter posted:

how much intersection is there between beet lovers and meat lovers?

Beet/meat is a perfect circle Venn diagram.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

pencilhands posted:

im serious i felt so lost and alone in life for like 30 years then i started having sex with men and my entire existence changed

i’m gonna call this one a rare victory for pencilhands

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Asian Street Beet

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Animal-Mother posted:

Beet/meat is a perfect circle Venn diagram.

Wrong. Some people make borscht without any meat in it.

IMO, that's just the wrong way to do it (unless you flat out don't eat meat), but some people do anyway.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Years ago before he settled for a real job, my friend had a plan to become a food truck guy and takeover the scene with his family recipe, the meat muffin.

I wrote the jingle for the commercial we never filmed. Do food trucks ever do commercials? I don't know, but anyway, sung to a kind of relaxed country music type rhythm,

Is your stomach
In need of some stuffin'?
Come on down!
And get a meat muffin
It don't cost much
It don't cost nothin'
Couple of bucks, you can get a meat muffin now!


I don't know why the gently caress I'm telling you this.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
check out this meat lover is pizza i made a while ago



not featured: pepperoni and ham burried under there

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Was bored and decided to google the term "meat master" bc of this thread. And found that apparently there was some kind of butchery competition show on the history channel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3dQlY_Ud7k

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Was bored and decided to google the term "meat master" bc of this thread. And found that apparently there was some kind of butchery competition show on the history channel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3dQlY_Ud7k

i heard pencilhands is a meat master, pencilhands go on this show

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

numberoneposter posted:

Asian Street Beet

:haibrower:

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

Or meat, louvers
I had a lot of moldy butts until I got my meat louvers sorts out.

Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010

numberoneposter posted:

how much intersection is there between beet lovers and meat lovers?

code:
M E A T  L O V E R S
B E E T  L O V E R S
- - - -  - - - - - -
_ E _ T  L O V E R S
80%

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

BigBadSteve posted:

pre:
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code:
p e n c i l h a n d s
e         o i     i d
n         v m     c s
c         e       k a
i         s       ! h
l o v e s o m e   ! l
h i m     m       ! i
a         e       ! c
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d i c k ! ! ! ! ! ! e
s d n a h l i c n e p

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Larry Cum Free posted:

your wife is actually out of town loving my meat. sorry you had to find out this way :mrapig:

no thats ok, its better this way. please take care of her. if you need me ill be in the train room, alone.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Meet lubbers:

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Get beef’y bitc’h

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
A grasshopper bit me once so I bit it right back

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Treecko posted:

A grasshopper bit me once so I bit it right back

How did it taste?

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Awful.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

You gotta deep fry em first.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
With alot of spices and herbs.

Still tends to get stuck in my teeth, dang carapace

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005



if you require a song accompaniment here you go :)

https://youtu.be/5x8Ad3VS6cQ?si=LYJeiuasgTUZuPlL

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

This thread has given me a lot to think about

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

MrQwerty posted:

code:
p e n c i l h a n d s
e         o i     i d
n         v m     c s
c         e       k a
i         s       ! h
l o v e s o m e   ! l
h i m     m       ! i
a         e       ! c
n                 ! n
d i c k ! ! ! ! ! ! e
s d n a h l i c n e p

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

BigBadSteve posted:

pre:
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n         v       c
c         e       k
i         s
l o v e s
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d i c k
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Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed
There was this neighbourhood pizza place when I was in high school where they would weigh the pizzas before they sold them, and if you came back in the next 16 hours and puked up an equal or greater weight they gave you a refund

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.
Feet Lover's pizza:

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Meet Meat's Meat Lover's Lovers' Lovers

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Lover's Meat is the dating app

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I love meat!!!

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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
It's not a true Meat's Lover's pizza unless the staff have run a train on it and by the time it gets to you it's too tired and can you just sit and talk quietly while watching a movie maybe?

loving STACY PIAZZA PIES

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