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Its just not so knock it off you lousy doper
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Then what is it?
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Oct 20, 2023 23:59
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Jailbrekr posted:Then what is it? its just a regular pipeweed that wizards smoke but DONT GET HIGH ON like in the way hipies get high on mary jane. I'm JRR Tolkein here to clear this up its not the first time
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Oct 21, 2023 00:01
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but it does get you high in its own particular way anyways, right?
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Oct 21, 2023 00:02
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sure old man *rips doobie*
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Poohs Packin posted:its just a regular pipeweed that wizards smoke but DONT GET HIGH ON like in the way hipies get high on mary jane. I'm JRR Tolkein here to clear this up its not the first time Well you would need a reason to smoke it, otherwise they're just burning stuff and making their lungs ache. I'd frown on the idea that Tolkien would be a proponent of nicotene, considering how devastating it has been to society as a whole. I'd like to think Tolkien was a fan of the devils lettuce, and perhaps some of the LOTR trilogy was dreamt up after smoking a fat doobie. It would explain the loving eagles, thats for sure.
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Oct 21, 2023 00:04
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actually it's whatever the hell i want it to be given the context
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Oct 21, 2023 00:06
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I thought goons were old but now we have someone who's pushing 130 over here
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Oct 21, 2023 00:08
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Poohs Packin posted:Its just not so knock it off you lousy doper J. R. R. Tolkien insisted elves were always straight. Except, in the Hobbit, the elven chief of the guards and the elven king's butler get a bunch of booze, go to a private place, get drunk, and end up "falling asleep" together. In conclusion, Tolkien is sometimes clearly and provably wrong about his own work.
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Oct 21, 2023 00:11
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Oh yea john ron well why did they make reference to the weed having psychoactive effects huh Trying to retcon weed out of your book won't make you any more royalties, just embrace it
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Oct 21, 2023 00:12
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Jailbrekr posted:Well you would need a reason to smoke it, otherwise they're just burning stuff and making their lungs ache. I'd frown on the idea that Tolkien would be a proponent of nicotene, considering how devastating it has been to society as a whole. I'd like to think Tolkien was a fan of the devils lettuce, and perhaps some of the LOTR trilogy was dreamt up after smoking a fat doobie. It would explain the loving eagles, thats for sure. So basically J. R. R. Tokin' then?
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Oct 21, 2023 00:12
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Visions of Valerie posted:So basically J. R. R. Tokin' then? G. R. R. Tolkin's A Bong of Ice and Fire: The Fellowship of the Bling
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Oct 21, 2023 00:17
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:J. R. R. Tolkien insisted elves were always straight. Except, in the Hobbit, the elven chief of the guards and the elven king's butler get a bunch of booze, go to a private place, get drunk, and end up "falling asleep" together. elves arent gay either pipe weed is not marijuana and elves have exclusively heterosexual elf sex
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Oct 21, 2023 00:27
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Pipe weed is tobacco, but a different strain from our own species of genus nicotiana which has no health effects and is fun to smoke. A kind of 'wacky tobaccy' if you will.
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Oct 21, 2023 00:55
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There is a 1980's MSDOS lord of the rings text adventure game where you can get high on pipeweed and then murder your hobbit friends in cold blood who do not react nor know how to smoke pipeweed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc99nX_eN2k&t=441s
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Oct 21, 2023 00:56
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Poohs Packin posted:elves arent gay either Bullshit, I read those books your son published with all your drafts, explain Legolas's cousin Sodomos
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Oct 21, 2023 00:57
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Tunicate posted:Pipe weed is tobacco, but a different strain from our own species of genus nicotiana which has no health effects and is fun to smoke. A kind of 'wacky tobaccy' if you will. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-owB4IBjyaY
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Oct 21, 2023 01:00
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i leik teh smoek wed 
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It's true that the pipeweed is not marijuana. However, Farmer Maggot's mushrooms are definitely psilocybin and Bombadil is on LSD in every scene he appears in. (This is the main reason he was cut from every film adaptation, because acid is illegal.) I know this because I'm J. R. R. Tolkien's son, Jr. R. Tolkien.
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Oct 21, 2023 01:30
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Do the drat drugs already, poo poo, everyone's done drugs even fictional people and they seem ok
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Oct 21, 2023 01:39
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Even JR Fuckwit said weed sucks, become a degenerate alcoholic oh hell yeah (it’s in the silmarillion)
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Oct 21, 2023 01:41
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Would he have known about marijuana in 1925 or whatever?
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Oct 21, 2023 01:42
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HI IM J.R.R. TOLKEIN AND WELCOME TO MINES OF MORIA HOTBOX CHALLENGE
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Poohs Packin posted:its just a regular pipeweed that wizards smoke but DONT GET HIGH ON like in the way hipies get high on mary jane. I'm JRR Tolkein here to clear this up its not the first time if it doesnt get you high then how was gandalf's mind slowed due to his love of the halflings' leaf?
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Oct 21, 2023 01:48
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I know that they aren't smoking ganj in those darn books so I take one for the team and smoke some myself when I read them. Everybody wins (except Sauron)
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Oct 21, 2023 02:08
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You aren't JRR Tolkein, you're forums poster Pooh's Packin. Guys don't be fooled, this one is still undecided.
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Oct 21, 2023 02:20
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Pipeweed is Salvia. All them hobbits falling down and disassociating.
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redshirt posted:Would he have known about marijuana in 1925 or whatever? yes but he would've pronounced it mariHWANA and thought poorly of it as it was associated heavily with mexicans who are considered a scourge
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Oct 21, 2023 02:38
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Earwicker posted:if it doesnt get you high then how was gandalf's mind slowed due to his love of the halflings' leaf? ITS A DIFFERENT THING ALTOGETHER SARUMAN WAS BASICALLY JUST NEGGING HIM BECAUSE HES A MEAN OLD GIT
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Oct 21, 2023 02:39
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gandalf was honkin mad bobo in that thing
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The Elves aren't gay because it was like an Athenian sort of thing. Despite pounding it out the Elven Balls never touched, so it was straight you know.
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meat police posted:gandalf was honkin mad bobo in that thing the 2006 aerosmith album that game with a free harmonica
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You got it all wrong, weed was invented in the 1960s by Timothy Leary to make the enemies of america not want to fight, it was inspired by Tolkien.
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Poohs Packin posted:elves arent gay either Op's just a cranky dwarven bigot. Probably prefers eating moss and hoarding wealth underground.
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Grey Cat posted:Op's just a cranky dwarven bigot. That's a dragon.
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syntaxfunction posted:That's a dragon. No, dragons eat dwarves and collect wealth underground, very easy mistake.
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Grey Cat posted:Op's just a cranky dwarven bigot. dont doxx me
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I just want to drop the bit for a moment and re-state that Aerosmith released an album in 2006 called Honkin' on Bobo and it came with a free Harmonica.
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I bet Gandalf the White can just conjure up a QT whenever.
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