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Radagast in The Hobbit movies is blazed out of his loving mind. Its clearly psychedelic
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Lembas was a pastry filled with cocaine. Lorien was just one of the few places that could grow and process it. One could keep someone going who just glazed the twinkie with discipline for days.
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Oct 21, 2023 03:50
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EorayMel posted:There is a 1980's MSDOS lord of the rings text adventure game where you can get high on pipeweed and then murder your hobbit friends in cold blood who do not react nor know how to smoke pipeweed. They deserved it
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Oct 21, 2023 03:55
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gandalf was an absolute hit at the wizard boy's academy for exhaling depictions of softcore pornography. they called it showtime at night
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Oct 21, 2023 04:01
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The One Ring itself, when touched, emitted amyl nitrates and certain mind altering designer drugs which made the holders constantly want to stretch their anuses, by any and all means necessary. Tolkien thought this material too strong to initially attract audiences, but the subtext is clear, once you know.
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Oct 21, 2023 06:42
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BigBadSteve posted:The One Ring itself, when touched, emitted amyl nitrates and certain mind altering designer drugs which made the holders constantly want to stretch their anuses, by any and all means necessary. you almost got it right but i've never said initially
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Oct 21, 2023 06:46
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You guys ever simply walk into Mordor…ON WEED?!
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Oct 21, 2023 09:06
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Earwicker posted:if it doesnt get you high then how was gandalf's mind slowed due to his love of the halflings' leaf? It wasn't. Gandalf's mind was sharp as hell thanks to the stimulant effect of pipeweed. Aruman was gaslighting him and deflecting attention from his own crippling addiction to the longbottom leaf e: Miruvor, Elrond's cordial that he gave to the fellowship before they left Rivendell, was basically straight up meth though. Failbird fucked around with this message at 10:51 on Oct 21, 2023 |
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Oct 21, 2023 10:45
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This was settled in a letter to his son Chris in 1968 titled "On the Matter of Pipe Weed." "Of course it's weed. If it was supposed to be pipe tobacco I'd have called it pipe tobacco. I'm a linguist or some poo poo."
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Oct 21, 2023 11:00
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Who did Tolkien get his weed from? Some dirty little man from the East End, I bet.
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Oct 21, 2023 12:21
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Tolkein was trying to create a unique and distinct British mythology. Tobacco came after the new world, so he had to call what is smoked from a pipe something else. Perhaps it's like a mild aphrodisiac like chamomile or lemon balm tea... it has a somewhat calming effect, but it's not strong, and does not have a psychotropic effect. The user will not get "high". hth
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Oct 21, 2023 12:26
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Chinatown posted:i leik teh smoek wed 
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Oct 21, 2023 12:52
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An entire continent was at war because bunch of old guys got a wee bit high on their own supply and I doubt it was weed
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Oct 21, 2023 15:16
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Poohs Packin posted:yes but he would've pronounced it mariHWANA and thought poorly of it as it was associated heavily with mexicans who are considered a scourge i feel like england should have better food if they have mexicans
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Oct 21, 2023 15:25
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Grey Cat posted:Op's just a cranky dwarven bigot. That's definitely a female dwarf that you saw pegging me. See they just look exactly like male dwarf and no homo and all.
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Oct 21, 2023 15:33
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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:That's definitely a female dwarf that you saw pegging me. See they just look exactly like male dwarf and no homo and all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLNyP1iUmeY
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Oct 21, 2023 15:34
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Grey Cat posted:No, dragons eat dwarves and collect wealth underground, very easy mistake. I’d like to see a dragon that hoards dwarves like it invades a dwarven hall but then just wants to keep them safe
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Oct 21, 2023 15:48
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naem posted:I’d like to see a dragon that hoards dwarves Does the dragon pile them up and sleep on them still? Or more of she just guards the entrance? I kinda like the dragon nap pile idea.
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Oct 21, 2023 16:05
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naem posted:I’d like to see a dragon that hoards dwarves
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Oct 21, 2023 16:19
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Grey Cat posted:Does the dragon pile them up and sleep on them still? Or more of she just guards the entrance? exactly numberoneposter posted:And then it sets up an elaborate habitrail system and keeps the dwarves from feasting on their younglings. yes but the dwarves keep pooping little pellets into the habitrails and the dragon has to disassemble and clean
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Oct 21, 2023 16:45
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Poohs Packin posted:ITS A DIFFERENT THING ALTOGETHER SARUMAN WAS BASICALLY JUST NEGGING HIM BECAUSE HES A MEAN OLD GIT "negging"? are you suggesting that saruman was attempting to seduce gandalf using 21st century pua techniques? are you high?
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Oct 21, 2023 17:05
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KILL FRODO. TAKE PIPE. SMOKE PIPE.
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Oct 21, 2023 18:08
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syntaxfunction posted:That's a dragon. dragon deez nutz on yo face lmao
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Oct 22, 2023 01:15
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He guessed as well as he could, and crawled along for a good way, till suddenly his hand met what felt like a tiny baggy of meth or crack lying on the floor of the bathroom. ... He put the baggy in his pocket almost without thinking.
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Oct 22, 2023 01:21
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still waiting on my shivadas sherlock
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Oct 22, 2023 01:53
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meat police posted:still waiting on my shivadas sherlock https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKLmZNnMT0A
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Oct 22, 2023 01:57
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whats a shivadas
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Oct 22, 2023 01:58
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I mean if you go around and ask every person in the world what they think the pipeweed that the hobbits smoke is, what do you think the majority answer would be? This is definitely a rhetorical question.
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Oct 22, 2023 02:00
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Jelly posted:I mean if you go around and ask every person in the world what they think the pipeweed that the hobbits smoke is, what do you think the majority answer would be? "what is a hobbit?"
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Oct 22, 2023 02:01
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Radagast was probably Gandalf's local hookup when he's in the area.
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Oct 22, 2023 02:02
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redshirt posted:Radagast was probably Gandalf's local hookup when he's in the area. and saruman he calls out gandalf that his wits have been slowed because of the halflings' leaf, but he had a few barrels of it in his own tower
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Oct 22, 2023 02:06
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ChubbyChecker posted:"what is a hobbit?" e: wait okay I can instead revise my question to only asking people who are familiar with the books
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Oct 22, 2023 02:07
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Jelly posted:Ok, first you (specifically) have to make sure they've read the books or seen the movie, and if not, you need to facilitate that. "gently caress off!"
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Oct 22, 2023 02:09
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redshirt posted:Radagast was probably Gandalf's local hookup when he's in the area. ChubbyChecker posted:"gently caress off!"
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Oct 22, 2023 02:10
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ChubbyChecker posted:and saruman BARRELS? What a lightweight
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Oct 22, 2023 02:10
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you needed barrels back then, it's not like the pipe-weed they grow in a lab these days
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Oct 22, 2023 02:11
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Jelly posted:you needed barrels back then, it's not like the pipe-weed they grow in a lab these days yeah, back in those days they used it as a suppository
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Oct 22, 2023 02:12
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Can you imagine the pipeweed supply chains? Hundreds of miles of travel.
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Oct 22, 2023 02:13
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You can smoke this pipe op. It was handed down to me after many generations of pipe smokers
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Earwicker posted:"negging"? are you suggesting that saruman was attempting to seduce gandalf using 21st century pua techniques? are you high? Bitch I might be
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