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Honestly, the phrase just triggers me. I mean I imagine people like to use it when they're talking about dog food, like some hosed up raw diet that they feed their dog that they literally say. Oh this is so cool. It's a home cooked meal... For my dog and it's like what is that actually mean? Like I hear this constantly and all the loving time and it just is such a trigger word. Like oh you just need a home cooked meal or oh you'll fix your sickness with a home cooked meal. Or would you like a home cooked meal honey or some bullshit like that? Like it just annoys the hell out of me and it's just such a trigger. I honestly could fall over and die the next time I hear it.
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 04:29 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 23:54 |
Sounds like you could use a home cooked meal
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 04:30 |
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Sounds like you need a good home cooked meal. Look I can't eat leftovers, but I bought a box of cheesy shells helper and a pound of ground chuck and if I try to put the extras in a soup container I have to move my condiments around. So it seems like we both got a problem we can solve together.
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 04:31 |
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OP, it's when some food has been cooked at home, instead of just taken out of the freezer and microwaved or bought at the local McDonalds. The health benefits vs. the alternatives are overstated, but, broadly, it's still better for you.
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 04:36 |
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i just had me a home cooked meal, you should try it too
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 04:36 |
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No, in fact I have repeatedly apologized to my husband that because of work stress I haven't been in the mood to cook our usual 2-3 meals a week for a couple of weeks. After years of cooking I have developed the muscle memory to cook several meals that perfectly fit our taste profiles in a way that no restaurant could ever do. I guess no one has ever loved you enough to cook a proper meal for you? My parents couldn't cook for poo poo but they at least paid a maid to do it for us almost every day.
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 04:39 |
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No not at all, and frankly, if the majority of the meals you eat aren't home cooked then you really need to sort out your life.
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 04:43 |
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If you can gather the minimum of five ingredients together and cook them in a building where someone sleeps you have made a home cooked meal. This will restore health, unlike food you loot from containers which only restore hunger and thirst.
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 04:43 |
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I think it's pretty reasonable to assume everyone should be able to prepare a better meal in their home than a trained chef.
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 04:53 |
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Honestly, the phrase just triggers me. I mean I imagine people like to use it when they're talking about dog food, like some hosed up raw diet that they feed their dog that they literally say. Oh this is so cool. It's a home cooked meal... For my dog and it's like what is that actually mean? Like I hear this constantly and all the loving time and it just is such a trigger word. Like oh you just need a home cooked meal or oh you'll fix your sickness with a home cooked meal. Or would you like a home cooked meal honey or some bullshit like that? Like it just annoys the hell out of me and it's just such a trigger. I honestly could fall over and die the next time I hear it. I'm gonna push you down
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 05:10 |
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I love home cooked meals and when I get to cook for people who are too busy and stressed that they struggle to make food at home it makes me feel good. OP sounds like they live off fast food and enjoy it.
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 05:13 |
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don't cook where you live, it'll stink the whole place up
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 05:24 |
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PokeJoe posted:Sounds like you could use a home cooked meal
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 06:01 |
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In one pot throw it a can of crushed tomatoes, with the most basic spices you could own like oregano and black pepper, garlic/onion powder. Do you have a vegetable in your fridge? Chop it up and put it in there. In another pot boil water and throw in some pasta. That hole it that pasta "spoon"? that's a single portion of spaghetti unless you didn't make a side. You didn't make a side, so add more. Add salt with Kraft parm. Tabasco to taste.
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 06:23 |
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Home cooked meal. Home cooked meal.
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 06:28 |
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No OP I don't give a poo poo and neither should you.
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 06:29 |
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yes
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 07:01 |
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Legally in the US it is not a "meal" unless it is cooked in a residence, things cooked elsewhere can be "lunch" "dinner" "breakfast" or "snacks" but legally they will never use "meal" for them. The USDA passed a law about this in like the 40s, there used to be a bunch of videos about this on Youtube but they TOOK THEM DOWN HUH I WONDER WHO MADE THEM DO THAT
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 07:44 |
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i will pray for you op
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 07:56 |
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I eat a lot of frozen pizza
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 08:19 |
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a choke mode mole
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 08:27 |
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I just take it as synonymous with no preservatives, I've never considered getting upset about it. Hmm, I might be with you op, gently caress THAT.
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 08:27 |
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PokeJoe posted:Sounds like you could use a home cooked meal
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 08:37 |
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This trigger triggered my triggering triggers until I triggered myself
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 10:26 |
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syntaxfunction posted:I love home cooked meals and when I get to cook for people who are too busy and stressed that they struggle to make food at home it makes me feel good. This, I love cooking and a bunch of my friends were never taught or have big anxiety about cooking so it always makes me happy when I can give them something they really like at basically no effort
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 10:29 |
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Three Olives posted:After years of cooking I have developed the muscle memory to cook several meals that perfectly fit our taste profiles in a way that no restaurant could ever do. knowing how to cook is not a life hack you goofball
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 10:53 |
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Then why is it so epic?
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 11:02 |
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EPIC LIFE HAX SALT AND PEPPER SMASH THAT poo poo ON YOUR FOOD YOU'RE WELCOME ALSO BACON CAUSE THAT'S STILL AN OBSESSION SOME FUCKS HAVE LIKE SUBSCRIBE AND RING MY MOTHERFUCKING BELL
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 11:49 |
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It seems so obvious, but I've been at extremely nice places that failed their seasoning test.
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 11:52 |
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Just like Grandma used to make, MMm-Mmm!
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 13:12 |
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syntaxfunction posted:EPIC LIFE HAX Time to post the chili comic
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 13:27 |
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OP trying to subtly tell me he'd like to eat something besides cheese melted on triscuits and me shaking my head and pointing to one of the HOME COOKED MEAL plaques I have hung up in every room of the house
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 13:46 |
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STABASS posted:OP trying to subtly tell me he'd like to eat something besides cheese melted on triscuits and me shaking my head and pointing to one of the HOME COOKED MEAL plaques I have hung up in every room of the house Bro, melted cheese on Triscuits, with other toppings, is one of my favorite home cooked meals. Slice of cheese, slice of onion, slice of jalapeno, slice of cheese, dab of hot sauce. Bake for 8-10 minutes at 350 or in toaster oven till top is browning.
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 13:53 |
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Can't wait to make a home-cooked meal tonight. Really, I hardly ever say it. I almost never heard it growing up either, and I've lived all over the country. I usually just say, "make food" or "make dinner" etc. Why many word when few word do trick?
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 14:01 |
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i freakin hate it when people say home cooked meal quote
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 15:12 |
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Chief McHeath posted:i freakin hate it when people say home cooked meal quote pisses me the gently caress off
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 16:50 |
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personally, i like the phrase and its use, specifically in the manner which enrages you
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 16:55 |
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I prefer a home cucked meal
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 17:29 |
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Real home cooked Kraft Dinner
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 17:40 |
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