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I always grind my meal before I cook it. I'm not sure I'd even call it meal if it's not ground, tbh.
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Spazzle posted:Time to post the chili comic 
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RapturesoftheDeep posted:Legally in the US it is not a "meal" unless it is cooked in a residence, things cooked elsewhere can be "lunch" "dinner" "breakfast" or "snacks" but legally they will never use "meal" for them. The USDA passed a law about this in like the 40s, there used to be a bunch of videos about this on Youtube but they TOOK THEM DOWN HUH I WONDER WHO MADE THEM DO THAT One if McDonald's best-selling menu items is called a Happy Meal, what is this?
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A grotesque example of Ronald McDonalds growing power.
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Drunk Nerds posted:One if McDonald's best-selling menu items is called a Happy Meal, what is this? It's because Ronald McDonald's lives there, idiot
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just finished a tasty little culinary experiment: pasta with a sauce made from ricotta, grated gruyere, and sour cream, with some garlic powder and fresh ground pepper and just the vaguest hint of celery seed and fresh chives from the garden. it's not spectacular--I boiled the pasta in the microwave, ffs, and just mixed the lot up in a big bowl--but it is a fairly delicious meal, which I cooked in my home where I live. just wanted to share my experience for those folks who also enjoy a home-cooked meal 
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is an rear end a home cooked meal?
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I once had a bowl of scrambled eggs that were the shittiest scrambled eggs anyone has ever made. They were utterly flavorless and oddly granular, with a terrible texture, just little shreds and bits and tiny chunks of gross vaguely eggy goo. Cold, too. But they had been cooked by someone I loved with all my heart. Someone who loved me, too, and had taken the time to make me some scrambled eggs. That's the true fuckin' meaning of "home cooked meal". It was one of the best breakfasts I ever had.
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Three Olives posted:
Congratulations
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Try this one for a delicious home cooked meal. Ingredients: 1 house, castle, apartment, condominium, cave or recreational vehicle which is your primary residence 1 White onion 1/4 cup of AP flour 2 large tomatoes or 4 roma 1 adult chicken, gutted, deboned, skinned and defeathered 1 clove of garlic 1/4 tsp of black pepper 1 tsp of iodized salt 5 tbs of mustard 2-3/4 cups of carolina reaper peppers 4 tbs of unsalted butter 6 cups of water 1/4 tsp of paprika Melt 2 tbs of butter in a pot until it makes sound, add the onion and toss it until it starts to get soft Add all of the rest of the ingredients except the water and turn the heat up to max Stir fry the ingredients until it seems smoky in the cooking area and add the water Turn heat to low and put a lid on it Check back and shake it around every 15 minutes until you're really hungry After 2 hours turn off the heat and eat from it as necessary Enjoy!
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you ever cook a meal in someone else’s home?
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covidstomper58 posted:Try this one for a delicious home cooked meal. Why would you boil a chicken when you could roast it?
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Honestly, the phrase just triggers me. I mean I imagine people like to use it when they're talking about dog food Sorry, I need to know more about this. So you imagine the phrase gets used to talk about dog food? Do you mean that this isn't something you've actually heard, you just guess it's an over-used phrase? Frequently and specifically about dog food in particular?
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Oct 22, 2023 06:43
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OP could use a nice home cooked meal I bet
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Dick Fontaine posted:you ever cook a meal in someone else’s home? yeah one time i was house sitting for a friend of mine and i invited a mutual friend, his wife and child over and grilled a sick rear end surf and turf spread with them and the people I was housesitting for got pissed because they were visiting family in Mississippi and didn't get to participate
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BigBadSteve posted:Why would you boil a chicken when you could roast it? It's not boiled, it's stir-fried and then simmered. The real question is, where are you going to find a pot big enough to stir-fry a castle?
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*dumps half a bag of tater tots from the air fryer basket onto a plate* Ahhh, nothin' like a home cooked meal
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Dick Fontaine posted:you ever cook a meal in someone else’s home? I prepared an entire American Thanksgiving in an Australian home because our friends had never experienced it. I also used to be a private chef so I cooked alot of meals in people's homes and sometimes fancy garages.
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Seeing food at restaurants or supermarkets advertised as 'homemade' pisses me off. If I'm at a restaurant I don't want to eat something you made at home. Most people's home kitchens are filthy and most people have terrible hygiene when they cook; being reminded of that shouldn't be a selling point of professionally made food. Call your food 'home-style' or 'handmade' if you have to but get out of here with your 'homemade' nonsense.
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Dick Fontaine posted:you ever cook a meal in someone else’s home? I've frequently cooked meals in the homes of friends and family.
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Have you ever been caught?
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Dick Fontaine posted:you ever cook a meal in someone else’s home? Some lady did this in my house once. It was great!
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Dick Fontaine posted:you ever cook a meal in someone else’s home? It sucks because I don't know where the colander or salt or whatever is and the knives are never sharp.
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cyberia posted:Seeing food at restaurants or supermarkets advertised as 'homemade' pisses me off. If I'm at a restaurant I don't want to eat something you made at home. Most people's home kitchens are filthy and most people have terrible hygiene when they cook; being reminded of that shouldn't be a selling point of professionally made food. Call your food 'home-style' or 'handmade' if you have to but get out of here with your 'homemade' nonsense. There are people all over the world who are arrogantly insistent that they will never enjoy something "fancy". Its as if enjoying a chef prepared meal will turn their hands soft and their sons gay. This wording helps them enjoy something nice while not feeling belittled and intimidated by fancy city folk food.
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lol I was just thinking of this thread, because on this show I'm watching the lady said to the man, "You haven't had a home cooked meal in a long time".
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Oct 26, 2023 20:39
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You insinuating that a home cooked that meal
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Minotaurus Rex posted:You insinuating that a home cooked that meal House of the Future
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redshirt posted:lol I was just thinking of this thread, because on this show I'm watching the lady said to the man, "You haven't had a home cooked meal in a long time". referring to your junk as a “home cooked meal” is a real winner’s move
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Minotaurus Rex posted:You insinuating that a home cooked that meal I prefer a spaceship-replicated meal
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Jelly posted:I prefer a spaceship-replicated meal You know what I do get annoyed at. Every single spaceship tv show where they have some kind of replicator technology and they always have to let you know that "theres really just nothing like the real thing". like WHY do we give a poo poo
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Poohs Packin posted:You know what I do get annoyed at. Every single spaceship tv show where they have some kind of replicator technology and they always have to let you know that "theres really just nothing like the real thing". Humans have a deep-srated guilt about using technology to make their lives easier so they contrive reasons to not feel so bad
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I be cooking meals in my home all the time OP. You might call them "home cooked meals"
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Oct 27, 2023 00:18
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Mmm mmm mmm there’s nothing like an exact replica of the real thing
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Minotaurus Rex posted:You insinuating that a home cooked that meal Like you've never licked some cookie dough off a heating vent.
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Home cooked meals are better for you because they contain less processed ingredients and more love.
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covidstomper58 posted:Try this one for a delicious home cooked meal. good lord
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Home cooked meals are better for you because they contain less processed ingredients and more love. How much love should I put into this home cooked beans and franks?
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redshirt posted:How much love should I put into this home cooked beans and franks? How much semen can your testicles conjure?
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BigBadSteve posted:Why would you boil a chicken when you could roast it? You need a pot to boil a chicken in, roasting it is almost like cooking it over a garbage fire, outside.
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i just woke up and my neighbor is out on their balcony shouting “home cooked meal quote” over and over again it is driving me to madness!!!’
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