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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE BUT I LOVE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS and having two dishwashers in my CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://i.imgur.com/SLaVjQC.mp4

I feel extremely judged.

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I mean it's incredibly weak, she just expressed what everyone is thinking

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





She was looking at that brick wall and wondering if your shanty was about to collapse and crush her.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Yeah what the gently caress is up with those bricks?

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
You're supposed to wipe that poo poo off and use it as more mortar stupid.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

You hadn't admired her pumpkins, so what do you expect.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
i thought you lived in a condo

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
my penis makes me genki

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
she's wondering why your centerpiece pot is so underwhelming compared to the other succulents

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




op if you want some scary halloween decorations just print out your rap sheet

eightysixed
Sep 23, 2004

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

Alan Smithee posted:

i thought you lived in a condo

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
i think she got a look at your kitchen and all the poo poo you have in it

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

It's kind of sad that the op can't talk about anything but his possessions

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

satanic splash-back posted:

It's kind of sad that the op can't talk about anything but his possessions

Going by the craftsmanship of his brick/mortar work, he basically lives in a shanty town so all of these years he's been full of poo poo apparently.

Groverhaus 2.0

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
she was eyeing the door if yome pumpkin-obsessed weirdo was jumping out to abduct her for some pumpkin-themed experiments in his secret laboratory.

and tbh who wouldnt.

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

She’s thinking about stealing your puckins op better don the cowl and arm yourself

Henry Lee Mucus fucked around with this message at 12:42 on Oct 21, 2023

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
pumpkin just has a little nub of a stem on it, 2/10

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


get your brickwork repointed lmao that looks terrible

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

drilldo squirt posted:

Yeah what the gently caress is up with those bricks?



drilldo squirt posted:

You're supposed to wipe that poo poo off and use it as more mortar stupid.

For real tho, wtf was your house built by a drunk or something

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Ol' cum bricky 3O

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





its not cool to make fun of goons who are less fortunate. 30 cant help that he lives in a cumbrick shack now

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

:gas:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
she's looking because you carved your post history onto the pumpkin

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
she looked at your pumpkins like we look at your posts

e: gently caress

i'm trying to think of a joke to roast you about your lovely brick wall but I can't actually think of anyone who would do that bad a job, like a classroom full of elementary kids or a group of prisoners would do a way better job than that

that's like third world country poo poo

Jelly fucked around with this message at 16:53 on Oct 21, 2023

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

It's called extruded mortar and yes it's ugly as sin

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


Y'all just don't get it. They're rustic, artisanal, bricks. You poors just don't get it.

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Smugworth posted:

It's called extruded mortar and yes it's ugly as sin
i just googled this and it sounds like they just use more mortar specifically so they can be lazy

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

the bricks do look like poo poo

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Yes, your Amazon delivery driver just threw your pumpkins real shade OP. I am sorry that your soul is forever scarred by this unfortunate turn of events and that you think less of other human beings due to this.

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
why pumpkin on halloween if no jack-o-lantern

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE BUT I LOVE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS and having two dishwashers in my CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMFG FURRY posted:

she's wondering why your centerpiece pot is so underwhelming compared to the other succulents

Maybe because it is a fountain?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

drilldo squirt posted:

Yeah what the gently caress is up with those bricks?

The bricks are too tightly placed and are squeezing the cream out of his house.

naem
May 29, 2011

it’s like bubble wrap, how do you avoid the urge to pick at the mortar

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

the bricks do look like poo poo
Excuse me, each one of those bricks is actually a mesh IOT device. They really improve my quality of life by monitoring temperature, thermal expansion, etc. And all it took was a huge amount of time and money.

statim
Sep 5, 2003

Alan Smithee posted:

i thought you lived in a condo

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




op is fuming right now, just red faced and seething

not because his house cream is leaking, but because nobody asked what gizmo he bought

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

the cracked stucco on the 6-unit rowhouse I live in in the ghetto that will never be repaired until they tear this place down looks better than whatever the gently caress aesthetic that brickwork is supposed to be 3O

safer, too, if we wanna get OSHA into it

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Nooner posted:

For real tho, wtf was your house built by a drunk or something

they let people that aren’t drunk work on those crews now??

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