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HallelujahLee posted:this is probably the worst job market ive seen in a long time everyone went into stem fields and/or learned how to code lmao
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 23:18 |
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since 2020 I had been basically continuously job hunting until finally landing something that seemed sick in 2022. state job with bad pay but great benefits and maybe something I could do for a long time but my boss was such a psycho that I immediately got to job hunting again. It is a miserable grind. I'm free now finally and it feels good. Good luck to all the job hunters it is a really demoralizing process at basically every step. I had two different jobs go through a 2nd round of interviews and then just ghost me completely. 2!!! Didn't even respond to my emails being like please just tell me no so I know wtf is going on and can plan. I've also had an org call me 6 months after a first interview and invite me in for another interview lol. I did not trust that poo poo for a second I bet somebody got the job and then quit within 3 months. I'm not a computer toucher though it seems like that industry is way more bloated and precarious
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 23:27 |
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im a dj now
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 23:28 |
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triple sulk posted:if i had to estimate i've put out at least 2500+ applications. 85-90% yield zero response of any kind, even automated. from that i've had roughly 40-50 interviews in total, maybe a little more. usually at least 1-3 "active" process at any given time, with "active" being in quotes because they almost universally move slowly. triple sulk posted:normally i'd never do this, but it's still a lot of money and they may very well just hit the bottom of the range. it's always easier to get a job when you have a job, too. lmfao
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 23:39 |
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undercutting your fellow workers while still bragging that you make mad money
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 23:51 |
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Al! posted:everyone went into stem fields and/or learned how to code lmao
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 00:37 |
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Here's a resource you might find helpful op. [url]https://www.lockheedmartinjobs.com/search-jobs?acm=ALL&alrpm=6252001&ascf=[%7B%22key%22:%22ALL%22,%22value%22:%22%22%7D][/url]
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 01:00 |
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Weka posted:Here's a resource you might find helpful op. looks like you didn't learn to code
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 01:03 |
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A decade ago there was a guy in BFC selling resume writing/feedback services that I bought and kind of liked. Though I think the goon who started it sold it after I used their service and it got way worse under the new owner.
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 01:08 |
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open position: poster, senior level. advanced bb proficiency required. must be able to twitter embed at 8 tweets/s
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 01:09 |
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C-Euro posted:A decade ago there was a guy in BFC selling resume writing/feedback services that I bought and kind of liked. Though I think the goon who started it sold it after I used their service and it got way worse under the new owner. writing your resume better probably won't help
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 01:09 |
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saw a guy on the side of the road in a pig costume spinning a sign. the sign had the pornhub logo and i think it said recruiting porn guys?
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 06:13 |
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tyhansk for sending me this position is now filled would have been nice to know several months ago when i was actively applying
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 17:28 |
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"we hired someone that's not you " sucks to get but no response at all can be worse
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 17:45 |
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i say swears online posted:"we hired someone that's not you " sucks to get but no response at all can be worse
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 18:13 |
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Hope this email finds you well,
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 20:08 |
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sent like 20 rejection emails yesterday, sorry if you were one of them
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 20:21 |
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500 bad dogs posted:sent like 20 rejection emails yesterday, sorry if you were one of them this is clearly fake it'd be "decided to ghost 20 applicants yesterday, don't care much if you were one of them" if real
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 20:34 |
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500 bad dogs posted:sent like 20 rejection emails yesterday, sorry if you were one of them Just have ChatGPT write them
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 22:35 |
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we have chosen not to move forward with your candidacy
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 22:35 |
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I just landed a state job after looking since graduating in April 2022. After a while, I just focused on government/university positions because those were the only ones getting back to me with actual, nonshitty positions. It also felt like every private job posting was soulless and outright lying to me, whereas gov't postings have to be dry and straightforward. The hiring process did take 3 months however, but at least I don't feel like I'm being hiring soley on my interview skills or on some gut feeling or or the firmness of my handshake or whatever by the person in charge of hiring. Some people told me it be a good job to have for a few years before looking but I'd rather pull out my toenails before job searching again for at least 5 years. This time around was the worst by far in every conceivable way.
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# ? Dec 5, 2023 22:38 |
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i also got a state job this year. our team just doubled; we had seven applicants for four jobs and they'll start jan 1. the pay is underwhelming but the quality of life is out of this world
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# ? Dec 6, 2023 00:33 |
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ATS usin rear end bitch
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# ? Dec 6, 2023 00:34 |
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Al! posted:ATS usin rear end bitch idk what ATS is all i know is NIH
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# ? Dec 6, 2023 00:35 |
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I normally get an unsolicited job offer from casual acquaintances every year or two but I had a job before and didn't like it. At any rate I'm far too busy. Good luck to you though OP
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# ? Dec 6, 2023 06:47 |
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Would you hire me... yeeeeah I would not
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# ? Dec 6, 2023 06:57 |
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Its pretty easy, just drive up to the construction site and shake the foremans hand
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# ? Dec 6, 2023 11:38 |
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job hunting is really hard when you hate yourself and feel like you don't deserve anything good in this life. anyway, back to the manual labor pits for me
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# ? Dec 6, 2023 12:47 |
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statim posted:Would you hire me... yeeeeah *dressed in a skin suit made from HR workers* would you hire me? I'd hire me. I'd hire me with a signing bonus.
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# ? Dec 6, 2023 12:50 |
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fibblins posted:job hunting is really hard when you hate yourself and feel like you don't deserve anything good in this life. anyway, back to the manual labor pits for me Which I why I prefer to smoke drugs before the job search of the day
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# ? Dec 6, 2023 20:26 |
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Grand Theft Autobot posted:Love to answer questions that could easily be answered by a person simply reading my resume
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# ? Dec 6, 2023 20:33 |
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i say swears online posted:updated my linkedin yesterday and had to delete all the lies i had up about knowing sql and python and tableau and powerbi from the last time i was jobhunting this made me feel better. thank you
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# ? Dec 6, 2023 21:15 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nWe_U9IJyY
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# ? Dec 6, 2023 21:44 |
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Jabberlock posted:
Yeah the people giving ladder climbing advice are nuts. I intend to be dug in like a concrete tick at my job.
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# ? Dec 6, 2023 22:03 |
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I got voluntold to host the Christmas party at my new job
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# ? Dec 6, 2023 22:32 |
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i say swears online posted:I got voluntold to host the Christmas party at my new job Our company is under a cash freeze until next year so our Christmas dinner is "carry in"
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# ? Dec 6, 2023 22:40 |
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lol yeah the budget is "maybe a cookie baking contest?"
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# ? Dec 6, 2023 22:42 |
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I had to RTO so I have been looking around for something new because I hate the commute. poo poo sucks, why is Workday so bad. Why do I gotta create a million Workday accounts. Why do they not just have one unified account. Also I've had plenty of interviews that I thought went well, they'd say they would get back to me in a few days and a week later they got nothing and won't return my emails.
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# ? May 8, 2024 16:07 |
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all the jobs that I had that didn't make me want to kill myself were obtained through nepotism. make acquaintances. A shitload of them. not just people in the industry you're interested in. loving anybody. i got a job through my dentist who knew a guy. I got another through a taxi driver who drove me home one time cause he knew a guy and gave me his card. that or a govt job, idk. welp, cya
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