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ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I don't get it.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
What a fun way to get permabanned

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


could a mod please sticky this spooky halloween fright fest please?

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006






ring AND a nussy, voted 5

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

A good thread, I've never seen a greater thread than this!

You know, when they told me I lost the election, I said, "but why?" and they told me, "sir, it was because you lost the goatse vote"
"GOATSE?" what's "GOATSE?" *cheers*
It took many days and many large, crying men from the military to walk up to me and tell me what "GOATSE" is, and when I finally saw it I loved it!
Here's a man doing everything for his country, everything for the world, everything he can to save this country while men came to him with tears in their eyes saying, "PLEASE, SIR, STOP," and he didn't do it.
He never backed down in the face of adversity, he never backed down when people told him to back down, much like people are telling "TRUMP" to back down.
Many people are saying that "GOATSE" might be the next "TRUMP," can you believe that!? *gestures wildly, crowd cheers*
*throws off a fake item* it's not "GOATSE," though, it's "TRUMP!"

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm


what is that former president doing to his mouth?!

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018


lmao

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
As a prominent forums goatse expert enthusiast, I approve of this thread.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


the anus makes a surprisingly good mouth.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

As a prominent forums goatse expert enthusiast, I approve of this thread.

You are neither expert nor enthusiast, you are Professor Emeritus in Goatse Studies

edited to include a link to one of the greatest GBS posts ever made

MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Oct 22, 2023

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

flubber nuts posted:

the anus makes a surprisingly good mouth.

yer not kidding the rear end in a top hat does a great job absorbing nutriedrugs

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Anything makes a good mouth if you wreck it enough

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

dunno if i’d call achieving the limits of human experience and ability “wrecking”

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

double posting the link, but I had to edit my first post anyway

anyone posting itt or reading tt should read the Professor Emeritus of Goatse Studies' in-depth dissertation on Kirk Johnson, he did a lot of work so you didn't have to

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Okay, are we just letting people away with posting goatse now?

The reason I'm asking is because I've got a pic of three muscular dudes posing in goatse swimming trunks.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Valko posted:

Okay, are we just letting people away with posting goatse now?

The reason I'm asking is because I've got a pic of three muscular dudes posing in goatse swimming trunks.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Alright, fine. Here it is but I'm going to spoiler it anyway just to be on the safe side.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Valko posted:

Alright, fine. Here it is but I'm going to spoiler it anyway just to be on the safe side.



wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

MrQwerty posted:

You are neither expert nor enthusiast, you are Professor Emeritus in Goatse Studies

edited to include a link to one of the greatest GBS posts ever made

Please accept my apologies for understating my credentials.
You should see what I'm working on for the future.




Someone please do ribkid goatse!!

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Valko posted:

Alright, fine. Here it is but I'm going to spoiler it anyway just to be on the safe side.



link to buy?

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

flubber nuts posted:

link to buy?

I think they were a one off or maybe a photoshop. There is other goatse merchandice out there but it's more subtle than that.

SFW link:

https://shirtbimbo.com/products/goatse-booty-shorts-random-color

Also, I can't verify this. Can anyone else?

quote:

Inspiring Charlie XCX's moniker, Goatse.cx remains one of the most iconic and influential images online. We have taken the inspiration to make some Goatse shorts of our own.

The user reviews are good too.

quote:

Psychic damage and spiritual transcendence

I have never written a review for anything before, but today that changes. These goatse booty shorts have become a full circle moment since I came across the original image when I was way too young to use the internet in the early 2000s. Today, I am the ring-bearer of chaos, as all of my friends have left me since they saw my shorts. They fear the power in which these shorts hold - these are not for everyone. I wield them with a sense of pride - I have been christened as one of few of God's strongest internet warriors, all thanks to Shirt Bimbo.

Also the shorts are very stretchy and are made of very soft material. Easily the comfiest pants I now own.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
The shorts are very stretchy. Like the goatmans rear end.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
I need to see it the other way. rear end in a top hat mask on a person.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Is this just the goatse photoshop thread? I don't have photoshop can someone do Greg Louganis diving it to the goatman with like a word macro saying "HOLEY DIVER" or something like that tia

Fors Yard
Feb 15, 2008

Aside from getting shot in the head, David, what have you done with yourself?

Father Son and the Holy Goatse

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Valko posted:

Alright, fine. Here it is but I'm going to spoiler it anyway just to be on the safe side.



lmao

Good Sphere
Jun 16, 2018

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Oct 23, 2023

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
imgur is no fun lately

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018



Private Cumshoe posted:

imgur is no fun lately

try uploading to an account, it seems to work

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 46 hours!
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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

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