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Khanstant

it was new in 1997 and does not have anti-lock brakes

# ? Oct 22, 2023 17:24

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 01:31

Khanstant

a PA spilled clam chowder in the passenger seat and didn't tell anyone until today

# ? Oct 22, 2023 17:27

baka of lathspell

Legally owned by Freddy "The Hook Slasher" Shanks and he wants it back

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# ? Oct 22, 2023 18:04

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

It's a Trabant and you live in East Berlin

# ? Oct 22, 2023 18:32

RavenousScoot

You've won a BRAND NEW CAR! My name is Calypso, and I congratulate you on entering into Twisted Metal.

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Oct 22, 2023 18:56

Scuba Trooper

you will be bombarded by safety recall notices for the rest of your life

# ? Oct 22, 2023 20:04

google THIS

Naturally you're not allowed to remove or conceal the dozens of reactionary bumper stickers and window decals covering its entire rear surface

# ? Oct 22, 2023 21:23

google THIS

Ok fine you can remove them but the truck nutz stay

# ? Oct 22, 2023 21:23

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

It's on it's way right now! Look up!

# ? Oct 22, 2023 22:38

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

It's a Yugo.

The good news is it's got a rear window defroster to keep your hands warm when you're pushing it in the Winter!

# ? Oct 23, 2023 00:23

Visions of Valerie: Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

If you don't use high octane fuel, the engine knocks.

(The engine also knocks if you do use high octane fuel.)

# ? Oct 23, 2023 02:42

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

if this engine's a knockin', don't put you're cock in (the engine)

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# ? Oct 23, 2023 03:06

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

it's a cybertruck

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Oct 23, 2023 03:15

FreshCutFries

*driving of car is mandatory and all past present and future cars have been liquidated

# ? Oct 23, 2023 03:37

Khanstant

there's a finger you have to pull the start the engine

# ? Oct 23, 2023 04:39

google THIS

Have fun trying to afford all the taxes, fees, insurance, gas, and maintenance that come with it you poor sucker!

# ? Oct 23, 2023 14:51

baka of lathspell

google THIS posted:

Naturally you're not allowed to remove or conceal the dozens of reactionary bumper stickers and window decals covering its entire rear surface

A thousand honk if you're horny stickers

GDI i cant hear myself think over this honking

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# ? Oct 23, 2023 16:04

Khanstant

the windshield wipers are chocolate but the washing fluid is not edible so be careful

# ? Oct 23, 2023 16:21

Escape From Noise

google THIS posted:

Have fun trying to afford all the taxes, fees, insurance, gas, and maintenance that come with it you poor sucker!

No! NOOOOOOOO! I thought I'd put that all behind me!

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Oct 23, 2023 17:23

AdvilSmith: Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.

Khanstant posted:

there's a finger you have to pull the start the engine

This would actually be fun to have. Go to the halloween store and get a fake hand and turn the finger into a pull switch. Bonus points for programming in flatulence sfx.

thank you RavenousScoot 🤘🐹

# ? Oct 23, 2023 20:06

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Buttchocks posted:

It's a Trabant and you live in East Berlin

actually this owns

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Oct 23, 2023 20:07

Khanstant

we swear the mildew in the floormats is new too

# ? Oct 23, 2023 21:15

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

Khanstant posted:

we swear the mildew in the floormats is new too

cleanest mold in town!

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Oct 23, 2023 21:23

Visions of Valerie: Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

google THIS posted:

Have fun trying to afford all the taxes, fees, insurance, gas, and maintenance that come with it you poor sucker!

too real

# ? Oct 23, 2023 22:16

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

The marriage license is already filed. Here's the justice of the peace to perform the ceremony. Sorry, there's no cake.

# ? Oct 23, 2023 23:35

Khanstant

there's a reproduction NightRider computer installed, but it's very much a product of its time... not very woke

# ? Oct 24, 2023 00:03

FutonForensic

there's half-eaten packs of gum all over this thing

# ? Oct 24, 2023 00:37

Khanstant

the man in the trunk comes with the car but he is no longer allowed to bite

# ? Oct 24, 2023 00:58

Finger Prince

Khanstant posted:

there's a reproduction NightRider computer installed, but it's very much a product of its time... not very woke

Michael, just because I have this plummy English accent does not mean I'm a homosexual. I'm a car, cars can't be homosexuals. Now why don't you go fight crime, I'll just wait for you in this car wash. Yes there are quite a few other cars in there. Why yes, they do appear to be Pontiac Trans Ams, you're very observant, Michael. Now run along and don't worry about me, I'll be fine!

# ? Oct 24, 2023 03:49

Jaguars!

If you can get the coin out of the tape player, you can spend it on anything you like

# ? Oct 24, 2023 05:21

Jaguars!

now with shiny black TEAC Magnastream� ribbons hung from the aerial and wing mirrors

# ? Oct 24, 2023 05:23

FreshCutFries

rotatable air freshener straight from the heating system. it's kind of like those jelly beans though... one day might be delicious french fries and another might be dead mouse

# ? Oct 24, 2023 05:25

Jaguars!

Mysterious overdrive lever transfers you from power to economy so smoothly you won't notice a thing

# ? Oct 24, 2023 05:31

Khanstant

do NOT hit the break pedal, make sure to only use the brakes

# ? Oct 24, 2023 15:59

vanisher

it�s legally a car because we have attached mirrors and lights to this smallish wheelbarrow

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Oct 26, 2023 16:33

RavenousScoot

YOU HAVE WON A NEW CAR!!!

(it is not road legal)

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Oct 26, 2023 22:11

Saoshyant

RavenousScoot posted:

YOU HAVE WON A NEW CAR!!!

(it is not road legal)

poo poo, is it a Lada or the Cybertruck?

^{awesome spring sig by RavenousScoot}

# ? Oct 26, 2023 22:20

RavenousScoot

Saoshyant posted:

poo poo, is it a Lada or the Cybertruck?

some poo poo I made in banjo kazooie nuts and bolts

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Oct 26, 2023 22:38

Khanstant

there's a multi disc CD player but it's jammed and can only play the one U2 album

# ? Oct 26, 2023 23:08

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 01:31

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

put it in "H!"

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# ? Oct 26, 2023 23:37

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