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Khanstant posted:

there's a reproduction NightRider computer installed, but it's very much a product of its time... not very woke

Michael, just because I have this plummy English accent does not mean I'm a homosexual. I'm a car, cars can't be homosexuals. Now why don't you go fight crime, I'll just wait for you in this car wash. Yes there are quite a few other cars in there. Why yes, they do appear to be Pontiac Trans Ams, you're very observant, Michael. Now run along and don't worry about me, I'll be fine!

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102723_3 posted:

has no money for registration or insurance

Sell the car, now you have money to register and insure it... Oh no!! The irony!!

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Congratulations! You have won a family of pet mice! They live in the car. Somewhere.

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Prof. Crocodile posted:

> as you take the keys of the cursed lamborghini, a pair of oakley sunglasses materializes around your head and you are gripped by an irresistable desire to refer to your car as a 'lambo'.

It doesn't matter where you parked it, it's parked outside the nearest nightclub. You could park it in a locked garage with a wheel lock and never let the keys out of your sight. It won't be where you left it. Check outside the club, that's where it'll be.

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