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Khanstant
it was new in 1997 and does not have anti-lock brakes

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Khanstant
a PA spilled clam chowder in the passenger seat and didn't tell anyone until today

Khanstant
there's a finger you have to pull the start the engine

Khanstant
the windshield wipers are chocolate but the washing fluid is not edible so be careful

Khanstant
we swear the mildew in the floormats is new too

Khanstant
there's a reproduction NightRider computer installed, but it's very much a product of its time... not very woke

Khanstant
the man in the trunk comes with the car but he is no longer allowed to bite

Khanstant
do NOT hit the break pedal, make sure to only use the brakes

Khanstant
there's a multi disc CD player but it's jammed and can only play the one U2 album

Khanstant
despite the exhaust that smells like rancid french fry oil, the car does not use biofuel

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Khanstant
If you want to sell the car, you're still responsible for cleaning the weird stains under car

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