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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i think so probably i think it’s predominantly water

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
They should have mastery over most of the human body since the body is mostly water

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


that’s outside of the scope of this threadb

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


There are blood benders so there are clearly cum benders.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Cum Controllers

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Grey Cat posted:

There are blood benders so there are clearly cum benders.

But if water benders can't bend blood and vice versa, then the answer to the question in the OP is "no."

But what about piss??

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

There's one way to find out... calling water benders ITT!

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


hmm cum

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Blue Footed Booby posted:

But if water benders can't bend blood and vice versa, then the answer to the question in the OP is "no."

But what about piss??

Blood benders are water benders.

Piss is much more useful in a pinch. Need to escape prison? Just piss and bend.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


poo benders are real too ive seen it. theres lots of water in poo, ive heard many esteemed scientists say this.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


flubber nuts posted:

poo benders are real too ive seen it. theres lots of water in poo, ive heard many esteemed scientists say this.

It's true, before the invention of toilets, benders would simply poop on the floor and bend it away.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Grey Cat posted:

Blood benders are water benders.

Piss is much more useful in a pinch. Need to escape prison? Just piss and bend.

...this is a Jackie Chan reference, isn't it

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

EorayMel posted:

Cum Controllers

I think they just abreviate it to Cumtrollers.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

oh great another Sid anime thread :rolleyes:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Smugworth posted:

oh great another Sid anime thread :rolleyes:

im into kids or whatever ? just kidding

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

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Buglord

Smugworth posted:

oh great another Sid anime thread :rolleyes:

Yeah except he didn’t watch the blood bending episode. I guess if someone cumbends you, it’s gotta feel kinda weird that you’re jizzing but you don’t get the orgasm that cums with it?

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




what's a bender is it like that drunk robot??

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


buglord posted:

Yeah except he didn’t watch the blood bending episode. I guess if someone cumbends you, it’s gotta feel kinda weird that you’re jizzing but you don’t get the orgasm that cums with it?

bend this *shows you my butt hole*

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




cum is just white blood so yes they can

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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No, I do not think so

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
The answer is yes but it will become canon when the new live action Last Airbender series drops on Netflix. Rumor has it no expense was spared on the cumbending effects.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Smugworth posted:

oh great another Sid anime thread :rolleyes:

The Last Airbender and Legend of Korra are good op

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


BATS FLY AT MOON posted:

The answer is yes but it will become canon when the new live action Last Airbender series drops on Netflix. Rumor has it no expense was spared on the cumbending effects.

The 4 nations lived in harmony, that is, until the fire nation came.

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!
It's simple: Waterbenders can bend cum, Airbenders can bend farts, and Earthbenders can bend poo poo.

I don't know what body emission Firebenders can do. Probably nothing. Tbqh, Firebending is probably the least good elementbending if you think about it.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


DrSunshine posted:

It's simple: Waterbenders can bend cum, Airbenders can bend farts, and Earthbenders can bend poo poo.

I don't know what body emission Firebenders can do. Probably nothing. Tbqh, Firebending is probably the least good elementbending if you think about it.

Firebenders can suck heat.
Imagine the piss in your balls turning ice cold.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Yes.

LaserPrinter69
Sep 6, 2022

"I did a perfect print job, grown men were coming up to me and saying with tears in their eyes, 'Sir, it was a perfect print job.' What they're trying to do to your favorite printer (ME!) is a disgrace."
Canonically, we've seen that with enough training an earth bender can control metal, a water bender can control blood, and a fire bender can control electricity. It stands to reason that a sufficiently advanced air bender can control farts

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Cumbenders can make you cum. Firebenders give you the UTI that burns. Earthbending is kidney stones. Airbending is farts lol

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

LaserPrinter69 posted:

Canonically, we've seen that with enough training an earth bender can control metal, a water bender can control blood, and a fire bender can control electricity. It stands to reason that a sufficiently advanced air bender can control farts

Fart bending is canon and has been repeatedly demonstrated.

But it's not clear if it's a skill anyone can learn. Some advanced bending techniques can be mastered by anyone, but some are a unique natural talent only possible for a chosen few.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Bad Purchase posted:

cum is just white blood so yes they can

IMO, it should be easier. Not just 'only on a full moon', but maybe for a quarter of every month.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

New thread idea: what if magneto could manipulate cum in addition to ferrous metals

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Can Aquaman control cum?

Yes. Yes he can. The real question is whether he's manipulating the water content (yes, he can do that, sometimes), or speaking directly to the sperm.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

*pulls out and jizzes on the nightstand* Yeahhh bitch I'm the last cumbender

Decedent
Dec 20, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Can Aquaman control cum?

Yes. Yes he can. The real question is whether he's manipulating the water content (yes, he can do that, sometimes), or speaking directly to the sperm.

Imagining a sequel where Jason Momoa can breathe semen.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Decedent posted:

Imagining a sequel where Jason Momoa can breathe semen.

*A thousand youtube people scramble to make new and scientifically accurate analysis videos of how powerful Aquaman is now that it's clear that he can speak directly to his enemy's cum*

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Smugworth posted:

New thread idea: what if magneto could manipulate cum in addition to ferrous metals

Pretty sure there’s iron in cum so yes.

I mean, frankly, the human body is made up of aspects of all the bending disciplines so a skilled bender or a magneto could gently caress you up in nearly any scenario.

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
Why did the Sith bother with Force lightning and choking powers when they could just twist your sex organs into a knot and loosen your sphincter at the same time

wait this is starting to sound like a porn parody help

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I dunno Sid let's try together at my house

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Machai
Feb 21, 2013

What is water bending on an atomic or molecular level? Is it telekinesis of H2O? What about heavy water, hydrogen peroxide, or pure oxygen and hydrogen?

They can make water into ice, which implies they can remove thermal energy, most likely from telekineticaly slowing the vibration of the molecules. We never really see them make steam though. Being able to freeze or boil water with your mind seems like it would be the most powerful type of bending due to the majority of the human body being made of water. Fire bender trying to set you alight? Just microwave or freezer burn their whole body by looking at them and waving your hands around. You can't even miss because you are bending them directly instead of throwing a fireball or a rock.

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