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free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

I want to take a moment to apologize to all the OPs whose threads I keep rating "2" while fat fingering the subforum link at the bottom of the page. If it's any consolation, and I know its not, I do usually go back in and rate the thread "5" right after to try to even things out.

I don't remember your names or many of the threads themselves but do know that I'm profoundly sorry from the bottom of my heart.

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Zoeb
Oct 8, 2023
I've never posted a thread in GBS but I forgive you. The site is not very mobile friendly, not that it is a big deal.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Problem

You're one sorry piece of poo poo. A cop penitent, a flagellant cop-monk. This is not the right line of work for you. You should be grovelling at the feet of a feudal lord, providing lurid evidence against yourself at a Mazovian show trial, or ripping the flesh from your back with a cat-of-nine-tails. Whatever made you this way -- you can be drat sure it was *your* own fault. Do it. *Really* criticize yourself. Who knows? You might uncover something of importance from your guilt-ridden past!

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

EorayMel posted:

Problem

You're one sorry piece of poo poo. A cop penitent, a flagellant cop-monk. This is not the right line of work for you. You should be grovelling at the feet of a feudal lord, providing lurid evidence against yourself at a Mazovian show trial, or ripping the flesh from your back with a cat-of-nine-tails. Whatever made you this way -- you can be drat sure it was *your* own fault. Do it. *Really* criticize yourself. Who knows? You might uncover something of importance from your guilt-ridden past!

Whoa plz don't spoil disco elysium for me I havnt played it yet

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

free hubcaps posted:

Whoa plz don't spoil disco elysium for me I havnt played it yet

Solution

Here it is. Hard facts from the man you are. You once jerked off in the locker room and were caught. You held a young woman by the arm and kept her in your apartment for 20 minutes against her will. That's right, these are not flights of fancy. These are *real deeds*, Harry, emerging from the darkness of your past. You tried shooting a fleeing suspect in the foot but hit him in the pelvis, crippling him for life. And above all, you let life defeat you. All the gifts your parents gave you, all the love and patience of your friends, you drowned in a neurotoxin. You let misery win. And it will keep on winning till you die -- or overcome it.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

It's too late for words OP

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

:kstare:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

hOnorable Posters

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
voted 2

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.
Not accepted op voted 1 you're no 🅾️🅱️

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
ban this filth

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
hey op..

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Thank U op. Frankly I wish some of the other ne’er-do-wells around here would take a page from your book and be a little nicer to their fellow posters. It’s about FAMILY.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

EorayMel posted:

Problem

You're one sorry piece of poo poo. A cop penitent, a flagellant cop-monk. This is not the right line of work for you. You should be grovelling at the feet of a feudal lord, providing lurid evidence against yourself at a Mazovian show trial, or ripping the flesh from your back with a cat-of-nine-tails. Whatever made you this way -- you can be drat sure it was *your* own fault. Do it. *Really* criticize yourself. Who knows? You might uncover something of importance from your guilt-ridden past!

ur monitor is off op

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Voted 2

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Voted on accident

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

R.L. Stine posted:

hey op..

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Yup.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Spinz posted:

Voted 2

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Spinz posted:

Voted 2

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Buy yourself a pad OP, they are good.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I accept your apology but mostly for the karma.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Spinz posted:

Voted 2

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

I'm a convicted felon so I'm not allowed to vote.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.
What are all you OPs up to

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


If you want to apologize OP you can kiss my rear end.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat
If youre not voting 2 on this thread youre living your life wrong

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

The Loin King posted:

If youre not voting 2 on this thread youre living your life wrong

i will not be swayed by popular opinion voting 1

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

though I reserve the right to modify this vote

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I think it’s nice the OP is apologizing, voting 5

the other hand
Dec 14, 2003


43rd Heavy Artillery Brigade
"Ultima Ratio Liberalium"
You will not know peace until you learn to forgive yourself.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
OPs are terrible people. They deserve it OP

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Site management should apologize for all the OP's in GBS and ban them.

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

How many OPs have cried themselves to sleep wondering why, why did they hate my thread? We spent hours crafting it, considering what content would interest the community, how to inject humor and insight in the perfect balance. And then it gets rated low. Did the universe hate me? Or is that hubris, and the failing is simply my own? What’s wrong with me? Why do I even try?

And then here you are, apologizing for your fat fingers and expecting us all to move on. Well, I’m not ready to move on. You put this pain and humiliation into my life and “lol sorry OP” doesn’t take that away. I need to give it to someone else. I need to give it to you…

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




voted 4 to complete the roster

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Bad Purchase posted:

voted 4 to complete the roster

:thanks:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
More like numberonevoter

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Voted 2 Army 💪
Who wants to make a gangtag

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Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

:haw:

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