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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Any rock is edible if you’ve got…..the stones…:cool:

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

git apologist posted:

it’s kind of weird that salt is a rock but we eat it

It's delicious too!

That rock also makes us up.....

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

sodium chloride isn't a rock, it's a metal ion that crystallizes in a cubic pattern

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

unseasoned food forever...or franks red hot sauce on everything forever

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

MrQwerty posted:

sodium chloride isn't a rock, it's a metal ion that crystallizes in a cubic pattern

surprised how many people don't realize this ☝️☝️☝️

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Ice is also a rock going by that metric

I eat ice

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Geologists e_e

I, Butthole
Jun 30, 2007

Begin the operations of the gas chambers, gas schools, gas universities, gas libraries, gas museums, gas dance halls, and gas threads, etcetera.
I DEMAND IT
slat


slat adn ppeper

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

MrQwerty posted:

sodium chloride isn't a rock, it's a metal ion that crystallizes in a cubic pattern

So it's a crystal? If so, what other powers does it have?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
We don't even consume it as a crystal. It's only useful to us in aqueous form.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

nice troll but crystals are just pretentious rocks.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

redshirt posted:

So it's a crystal? If so, what other powers does it have?

it's a primo primary feedstock for chemical manufacturing cuz you can make sodium and chlorine out of it

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

nice troll but crystals are just pretentious rocks.

rocks are silicates

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Oysters are rocks with meat inside.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

numberoneposter posted:

Oysters are rocks with meat inside.

fact

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

numberoneposter posted:

Oysters are rocks with meat inside.

that talk :backtowork:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

MrQwerty posted:

sodium chloride isn't a rock, it's a metal ion that crystallizes in a cubic pattern

True. The rock form of sodium chloride is called halite. What type of goon wouldn't know that? Those fools, those morons, those absolute non-:science:-nerds.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

MrQwerty posted:

rocks are silicates

:catstare:

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003


evaporite salt ain't no rock unless you're mining out a mountain

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

MrQwerty posted:

evaporite salt ain't no rock unless you're mining out a mountain

My shock was at your incorrect statement intimating all rocks are silicates.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Crackers are unsalted and the applesauce unsweetened. Yum!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Valko posted:

Crackers are unsalted and the applesauce unsweetened. Yum!



This is what BIG NO FLAVOR wants for our future

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Better drink a Gatorade to replace the salt goddammit.

Like...how would you poop afterwards

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
That a whole lot of fiber.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Jelly posted:

They don't know what you want on your poo poo. Are you six? Season it yourself like a functioning adult.

Sorry the Applebee's waitress doesn't know how salty you like your buffalo wings

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009

redshirt posted:

This is what BIG NO FLAVOR wants for our future

This post is sponsored by Big Bland.

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Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
I put tajin on all food now and it tastes insanely good because of one thing: lead

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