NBA Oct/Nov/IST GDT: Magic Mike firemen and shaken up pizza

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de curry GOAT: Oct 23, 2005

Russell closing this one? it�s over

# ? Oct 25, 2023 02:42

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# ? May 10, 2024 02:07

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Vox Nihili posted:

could have sworn I heard the announcer say earlier that the Lakers wanted AD to take around six threes a game

that can't be possibly be correct right

It's something Ham said but who knows how real it is, since AD has always been a low volume three point shooter even when he was "good" at hitting threes (hitting one every other game instead of every other game and a half which was his rate last year).

# ? Oct 25, 2023 02:43

Algund Eenboom: May 4, 2014

Lebron james

# ? Oct 25, 2023 02:43

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

Did the Nuggets just get four different players to score running the same action on four straight plays

# ? Oct 25, 2023 02:43

Algund Eenboom: May 4, 2014

Vox Nihili posted:

could have sworn I heard the announcer say earlier that the Lakers wanted AD to take around six threes a game

that can't be possibly be correct right

Yes, you misheard- the announcer actually said three sixes a game, due to the hollywood satan worshipping sickos

# ? Oct 25, 2023 02:45

Ghost Dog: Aug 17, 2016

austin has got bdl'd twice tonight

# ? Oct 25, 2023 02:46

Beefed Owl: Sep 13, 2007; Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Oh good another year of the Nuggets gaining a good lead by the half, letting the other team come back all the way until Jokic comes out to close out the forth as they win by at least 10.

This was how it played out every game last year, including the playoffs. It would be more annoying if they didn't win so much with the formula.

# ? Oct 25, 2023 02:46

big boi: Jun 11, 2007

https://x.com/HalfCourtHoops/status/1716992684701720864?s=20

# ? Oct 25, 2023 02:46

rjmccall: Sep 7, 2007; no worries friend; Fun Shoe

lol tech

# ? Oct 25, 2023 02:47

Ghost Dog: Aug 17, 2016

Beefed Owl posted:

Oh good another year of the Nuggets gaining a good lead by the half, letting the other team come back all the way until Jokic comes out to close out the forth as they win by at least 10.

This was how it played out every game last year, including the playoffs. It would be more annoying if they didn't win so much with the formula.

yes its very annoying when...my team has a commanding lead all game and my teams best player easily controls the game everytime hes in?

# ? Oct 25, 2023 02:47

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Lockback posted:

Gotta say: I don't mind this HBO Max stream. It's been pretty solid, good quality, pretty easy to get into from the app. I dunno if $10 a month is worth while but I may give it some thought.

whoa are they doing the whole season on HBO Max?

# ? Oct 25, 2023 02:50

runaway pancake: Dec 13, 2008; by Fluffdaddy; Gravy Boat 2k

xbilkis posted:

Did the Nuggets just get four different players to score running the same action on four straight plays

rip dho ftw

# ? Oct 25, 2023 02:50

morestuff: Aug 2, 2008; You can't stop what's coming

Vox Nihili posted:

whoa are they doing the whole season on HBO Max?

They're showing the TNT / TBS sports games for free until 2024 then starting to charge you for it on top of the usual fee for Max

# ? Oct 25, 2023 02:51

Beefed Owl: Sep 13, 2007; Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Yes, because the Nuggets will always, always give you a chance to come back no matter the size of the lead. Not until the 4th. They just slow down every time it's glorious.

# ? Oct 25, 2023 02:51

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Lmao that chant. How many little brothers do we need?

# ? Oct 25, 2023 02:51

Ghost Dog: Aug 17, 2016

runaway pancake posted:

rip dho ftw

thought this was a rivals pun about dlo for a second dang

# ? Oct 25, 2023 02:51

runaway pancake: Dec 13, 2008; by Fluffdaddy; Gravy Boat 2k

i wish no peace upon that man

# ? Oct 25, 2023 02:53

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Lakers ending up losing by exactly that awful first quarter is appropriate.

# ? Oct 25, 2023 02:54

Lockback: Sep 3, 2006; All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Vox Nihili posted:

whoa are they doing the whole season on HBO Max?

TNT games, yeah. It's free until end of Feb.

# ? Oct 25, 2023 02:54

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

congrats Jokic on your B2B Finals MVPs

# ? Oct 25, 2023 02:55

runaway pancake: Dec 13, 2008; by Fluffdaddy; Gravy Boat 2k

a 39 year old man is going to have to play 39 mpg for his team to win

# ? Oct 25, 2023 02:56

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

so you should probably ignore anything else I say

You ready, Foochs? :getin:

# ? Oct 25, 2023 02:59

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

runaway pancake posted:

a 39 year old man is going to have to play 39 mpg for his team to win

I mean if LeBron needs to play that much that means all of their signings flopped which means they probably won't win with him playing that much anyway.

# ? Oct 25, 2023 02:59

de curry GOAT: Oct 23, 2005

Nuggets haven�t missed a step

No Brown no problem

# ? Oct 25, 2023 03:02

jackofarcades: Sep 2, 2011; Okay, I'll admit it took me a bit to get into it... But I think I kinda love this!! I'm Spider-Man!! I'm actually Spider-Man!! HA!

Wouldn't be shocked if the Lakers are the best of the rest again but they have no chance against the Nuggets.

Lakers can drag every other team into the mud, but the Nuggets do not care.

# ? Oct 25, 2023 03:03

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

jackofarcades posted:

Wouldn't be shocked if the Lakers are the best of the rest again but they have no chance against the Nuggets.

Like honestly I think the Clippers are the only team that has enough matchup advantages on the Nuggets to beat them in the West and of course they have all the asterisk and qualifiers possible. But you gotta turn Murray into a net negative to withstand Jokic.

# ? Oct 25, 2023 03:09

morestuff: Aug 2, 2008; You can't stop what's coming

So happy for Stephanie Ready. Easily the best thing to come out of the Hornets franchise since the Bobcats reboot

# ? Oct 25, 2023 03:12

Algund Eenboom: May 4, 2014

Time for durant to smish the warriors like a bug. Devin booker can do this as well

# ? Oct 25, 2023 03:13

runaway pancake: Dec 13, 2008; by Fluffdaddy; Gravy Boat 2k

reggie to stan van is such an improvement

# ? Oct 25, 2023 03:14

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Nurkic makes Christian Woods look defensively engaged.

# ? Oct 25, 2023 03:17

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

"Wet" as the littlest brother says.

# ? Oct 25, 2023 03:17

Algund Eenboom: May 4, 2014

Just when i thought warriors fans couldn't sink to new lows, they give a standing ovation to chris paul

# ? Oct 25, 2023 03:22

Chronicles: Oct 24, 2013

Really like these suns jerseys

# ? Oct 25, 2023 03:24

jackofarcades: Sep 2, 2011; Okay, I'll admit it took me a bit to get into it... But I think I kinda love this!! I'm Spider-Man!! I'm actually Spider-Man!! HA!

Rick posted:

Like honestly I think the Clippers are the only team that has enough matchup advantages on the Nuggets to beat them in the West and of course they have all the asterisk and qualifiers possible. But you gotta turn Murray into a net negative to withstand Jokic.

I'm trying to think who can. Like, the optimal version of the Warriors or Grizz. A really good version of the Mavericks. Need someone who can actually force Jokic to defend in space.

# ? Oct 25, 2023 03:25