NBA Oct/Nov/IST GDT: Magic Mike firemen and shaken up pizza

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Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Jokic and AD only going at each other half speed.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2023 01:18

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 17:42

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Liked the second quarter. The terrible defender lineup was bad but it bought time for LeBron and AD to make a push at the end of it.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2023 01:36

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

de curry GOAT posted:

Vincent is -18

Yeah I have been enjoying piling on Reddish but Vincent has been pretty bad out there tonight.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2023 02:30

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Lakers have missed several wide open threes but made several guarded ones so I guess it evens out.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2023 02:36

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Vox Nihili posted:

could have sworn I heard the announcer say earlier that the Lakers wanted AD to take around six threes a game

that can't be possibly be correct right

It's something Ham said but who knows how real it is, since AD has always been a low volume three point shooter even when he was "good" at hitting threes (hitting one every other game instead of every other game and a half which was his rate last year).

# ¿ Oct 25, 2023 02:43

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Lmao that chant. How many little brothers do we need?

# ¿ Oct 25, 2023 02:51

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Lakers ending up losing by exactly that awful first quarter is appropriate.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2023 02:54

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

runaway pancake posted:

a 39 year old man is going to have to play 39 mpg for his team to win

I mean if LeBron needs to play that much that means all of their signings flopped which means they probably won't win with him playing that much anyway.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2023 02:59

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

jackofarcades posted:

Wouldn't be shocked if the Lakers are the best of the rest again but they have no chance against the Nuggets.

Like honestly I think the Clippers are the only team that has enough matchup advantages on the Nuggets to beat them in the West and of course they have all the asterisk and qualifiers possible. But you gotta turn Murray into a net negative to withstand Jokic.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2023 03:09

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Nurkic makes Christian Woods look defensively engaged.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2023 03:17

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

"Wet" as the littlest brother says.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2023 03:17

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

TheKevman posted:

The Moses moody fan club was feeling fairly lonely the past two years til the playoffs.

Really hoping this season is his real breakout.

Only because Mourningview disappeared.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2023 03:46

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

There is something about Wantanabe's name that makes me want to pronounce it wrong too and I extremely should know better.

This Suns lineup cannot score.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2023 03:49

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

lmao I wish you all could see this Cox Cable VR Fighter Pilot commercial.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2023 03:55

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Suns look great when Booker is on the floor. Otherwise . . . .

# ¿ Oct 25, 2023 04:05

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Eubanks is good but the no-Looney lineups makes him look like Wilt Chamberlain on the boards.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2023 05:19

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Steph vs Eric Gordon duel just as we predicted

# ¿ Oct 25, 2023 05:40

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Big game from Booker tonight. MVP like.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2023 05:47

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

toggle posted:

I couldn�t watch the games live, so watched them 8 hours after the fact. NBA app, of course, shat itself. Not the first time it has done it on the season opener. Glad i pay a lot of money for this service

Yeah the audio pass was broken too. Or it worked, they just forgot to load the English language feeds in before halftime of Lakers/Nuggets.

Maybe their policy of not turning the thing on until the first game and using the preseason to test stuff out would be smart but who could say.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2023 22:26

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

My first thought when I saw the Blazers roster is that they would do what Utah did last year and surprise people but Chauncey has completely convinced me that they're going to lose more games this year than last.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2023 04:37

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Doncic and Kyrie bailing J kidd out

# ¿ Oct 26, 2023 05:13

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Zubac scares a child then comforts him.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2023 05:35

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Kevin Hart is the new Billy Crystal (fraud fake Clipper fan)

# ¿ Oct 26, 2023 05:37

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Clippers, distraught that their alleged biggest fan was leaving early, have not scored since. The lead is down to 16.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2023 05:48

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

LionYeti posted:

Sorry I thought there would be multiple threads for NBA GDTs. I think it would be hilarious though if the opening night one kept on through the season lol.

This is still some team's opening night so it works anyway.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2023 00:39

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

NBA.com putting this as matchup of Embiid vs Dame instead of Embiid vs Giannis is a bigger disrespect than any Nugget has ever known.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2023 00:41

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Salvor_Hardin posted:

Is Harden getting fined for an unexcused absense here?

Sixers are going to get fined for load management for not letting him play.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2023 01:09

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Turns out Giannis is still really good.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2023 01:17

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Classic Dame defense of being so far out of a play that a loose ball just bounces into his hand while he daydreams, a shame the refs called a foul on Crowder, robbing us of the moment.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2023 01:29

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Dame Lillard turns his head to look in the direction he was supposed to already be rotated to after the shot of the man he was supposed to rotate to already was halfway to the rim

# ¿ Oct 27, 2023 02:51

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

I picked up Oubre in a fantasy game because I knew this was going to happen, I didn't desperately try to find anyone else playing today who could possibly get a steal first . .. . . . . .

# ¿ Oct 27, 2023 02:59

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

I love that Giannis baby hook so much.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2023 03:00

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

drat now the refs are taking away Embiid�s superstar call. Gonna be a long year for him.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2023 03:09

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

I would say the refs would never reverse that but it was the same call on Embiid.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2023 03:17

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

I appreciate Ham doing a challenge the second TV came back.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2023 03:23

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

I think like all but 3 Sun's points are a result of Josh Okogie creating a second chance point.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2023 03:31

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Lakers getting destroyed by Goodwin as we all predicted.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2023 03:43

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

de curry GOAT posted:

Vincent -11 already

Kendrick Nunn speedrun.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2023 03:44

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

D'Angelo is playing good point of attack defense at least, which is more than Gabe Vincent is doing which is a problem.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2023 04:00

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 17:42

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

I would much rather Nurkic be in the game than Eubanks so please Vogel challenge that.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2023 04:06

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