I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass

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Prof. Crocodile

and I've still got plenty of bubblegum

# ? Oct 25, 2023 01:07

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# ? May 13, 2024 11:10

Prof. Crocodile

If anything I've got too much bubblegum.

# ? Oct 25, 2023 01:09

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I'm here to chew rear end :yum:

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Oct 25, 2023 01:54

RavenousScoot

War hurts much more than those on the front lines on both sides, especially an intergalactic one. In fact, those the most affected today weren't even participants. I'm Duke Nukem, and I'm asking you to help pay for these alien bastards. Earth may be saved, but these underdeveloped slimes remain without families or homes. For the price of a pack of gum, you can make a real difference and show you have a heart of steeel. :dukedog:

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Oct 25, 2023 02:47

FutonForensic

I'll take some gum if you got extra.

Bazooka Joe?! You trying to get me killed?

# ? Oct 25, 2023 03:01

Prof. Crocodile

I told Bazooka Joe what would happen if he didn't stop bothering my wife

# ? Oct 25, 2023 03:02

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Hacky Sack but it's with used bubble gum

# ? Oct 25, 2023 04:15

Stoner Sloth

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Hacky Sack but it's with used bubble gum

this is known as Sticky Sack

# ? Oct 25, 2023 11:42

RavenousScoot

puts on they live glasses and all the gum in the store turns into small asses

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Oct 25, 2023 16:16

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

... and i'm all out of rear end

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Oct 26, 2023 00:37

Prof. Crocodile

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Hacky Sack but it's with used bubble gum

I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick sack

# ? Oct 26, 2023 15:46

Abugadu: 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

seriously, though, does anyone have any rear end?

# ? Oct 27, 2023 01:21

FutonForensic

Abugadu posted:

seriously, though, does anyone have any rear end?

I think I have one in the back somewhere

# ? Oct 27, 2023 15:09

Ass-penny

Abugadu posted:

seriously, though, does anyone have any rear end?

you rang?

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Oct 27, 2023 15:35

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I'm here to throw gumballs under the feet of mechanized heavy infantry

# ? Oct 27, 2023 16:21

102723_3

quote:

I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick rear end

# ? Oct 27, 2023 20:10

google THIS

Me: Hey Siri, check "chew bubblegum" off my to-do list.

Siri: I'm sorry, I can't find "Chewbacca Gun" in your contacts

Me: (glares meaningfully at the other guy)

# ? Oct 28, 2023 02:20

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

Me: Hey Siri, check "chew bubblegum" off my to-do list.

Siri: I'm sorry, I can't find "Chewbacca Gun" in your contacts

Me: (glares meaningfully at the other guy)

lol

# ? Oct 28, 2023 07:41

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep

Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster

Dares Box Trump

oh boy i'm here to chew bubblegum and ki- uh kick rear end! haha yes! kick rear end! haha! wow would you look at that i forgot my rear end kissing- kicking! rear end kicking boots at home!

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Oct 28, 2023 10:31

baka of lathspell

Prof. Crocodile posted:

I told Bazooka Joe what would happen if he didn't stop bothering my wife

^{join dork order}
_{sig by ??? (<3 u)}

# ? Oct 28, 2023 14:02

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I'm here to chew bubblegum and swallow it. That's right, I swallow.

# ? Oct 28, 2023 15:17

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

Prof. Crocodile posted:

I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick sack

i'm here to chew sack

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Oct 28, 2023 20:28

RavenousScoot

I'm here to get my rear end kicked and chew blowpops, and I'm all out of teeth

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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code:

https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Oct 29, 2023 18:25

Prof. Crocodile

kicked out of the ufc after dozens of gumballs spilled out of my trunks when i went for a high kick

# ? Oct 29, 2023 19:40

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

GUMKATA!

# ? Oct 29, 2023 20:01

more falafel please: forums poster

i'm here to gum rear end and chew bubblekick

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Oct 30, 2023 03:51

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

watho posted:

i have come here to construct a sculpture of an rear end out of chewed bubblegum and then kick it. and i have just enough gum (a lot)

I'm cheering u on :peanut:

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Oct 30, 2023 08:12

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

watho posted:

i have come here to construct a sculpture of an rear end out of chewed bubblegum and then kick it. and i have just enough gum (a lot)

# ? Oct 30, 2023 13:20

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep

Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster

Dares Box Trump

watho posted:

i have come here to construct a sculpture of an rear end out of chewed bubblegum and then kick it. and i have just enough gum (a lot)

oh man your jaw is going to be so sore :ohdear:

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Oct 30, 2023 13:31

nesamdoom: nesaM killed Masen

I have kicked here to chew rear end and come bubblegum.

https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4

# ? Oct 30, 2023 13:57

RavenousScoot

so I'm thinking kick chew chew chew kick chew chew kick

or maybe I should
chew chew chew chew kick chew chew kick

need feedback TIA

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
Previous:

code:

https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Oct 30, 2023 17:46

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

RavenousScoot posted:

so I'm thinking kick chew chew chew kick chew chew kick

or maybe I should
chew chew chew chew kick chew chew kick

need feedback TIA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHtQO0aLEKI

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Oct 30, 2023 20:06

Khanstant

Last time OP tried this they ended up with a butt fulla gum

# ? Oct 31, 2023 09:36

peachy...: ~hey~

I'm here to kick gum and chew bubble rear end. And I'm all out of gum.

# ? Oct 31, 2023 10:10

Prof. Crocodile

trying to stop my best friend from swinging while i hastily calculate the optimal amount of gum chewed (g^c) per cubic centimeter of buttock kicked (cc^bk)

# ? Oct 31, 2023 12:28