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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Feel free to ask any question you like here without embarrassment or shame, there's no such thing as a stupid question in this space.


Like, where were you before the Big Bang?

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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
There are no stupid questions, but there are many inquisitive idiots

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
if you listened to it really carefully, could you hear an ant fart?

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
loving magnets, how do they work?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

maybeadracula posted:

loving magnets, how do they work?

Talk to a scientist

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I’d rather be able to throw fireballs than do a dragon punch. I guess that’s more of a comment than a question.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Talk to a scientist

I talked to a nematologist but they didn't know either

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Why do inflammable and flammable mean the same thing?

itry
Aug 23, 2019




And why do deed and indeed not mean the same thing?

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
The English language is a giant poo poo heap of random parts that just kinda works. No one knows how or why.

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

It'd be more insane if English somehow didn't have a lot of stupid etymology all over considering how it got formed and exported.

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006

Does anyone have the banner animal picture of a tiny dog getting a bow put on his head? For over a decade I thought it was a tiny dog yearning for nachos being held over him. And now that I have the truth, I never see it anymore.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

do y'all rotate?

i rotate a lot. i prefer it, even.

i can't remember the last time i willingly made a "three-point-turn", ive mastered the art of rotating gyroscopically.

from kitchen sink, to fridge, microwave, and garbage, i'm rotating away like brian boitano.

on the subway, i'm rotating.
after taking a poo poo, i'm rotating.

do y'all rotate with your right heel or your left heel? do you switch?

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
People who like seaweed: What the gently caress are you tasting, or do you just enjoy the flavor of dead animal low tide?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
what is the largest boulder the size of a small boulder?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Is it possible to eat an egg salad sandwich without making a mess?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

GolfHole posted:

do y'all rotate?

i rotate a lot. i prefer it, even.

i can't remember the last time i willingly made a "three-point-turn", ive mastered the art of rotating gyroscopically.

from kitchen sink, to fridge, microwave, and garbage, i'm rotating away like brian boitano.

on the subway, i'm rotating.
after taking a poo poo, i'm rotating.

do y'all rotate with your right heel or your left heel? do you switch?

I rotate quite a bit, but not as much as you. I switch up my heels.

What started you rotating?

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Why the gently caress

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Why does it hurt when I pee?

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





Why is there no such thing as a stupid question? It's pretty easy to make rhetorical, leading questions. Like, "Why is Trump the best president who ever lived or will ever live?"

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

GolfHole posted:

do y'all rotate?

i rotate a lot. i prefer it, even.

i can't remember the last time i willingly made a "three-point-turn", ive mastered the art of rotating gyroscopically.

from kitchen sink, to fridge, microwave, and garbage, i'm rotating away like brian boitano.

on the subway, i'm rotating.
after taking a poo poo, i'm rotating.

do y'all rotate with your right heel or your left heel? do you switch?

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
Why do piranha plant have bone it in?

Phat Phingers
May 27, 2023

Ey Frito-Lay! FUH Q MANG!
what is the sound of one asscheek clapping?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Is there a "now"? A present?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

redshirt posted:

Is there a "now"? A present?

There is only the past and future and we live in neither.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


whys it spinning

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed

GolfHole posted:

do y'all rotate?

i rotate a lot. i prefer it, even.

i can't remember the last time i willingly made a "three-point-turn", ive mastered the art of rotating gyroscopically.

from kitchen sink, to fridge, microwave, and garbage, i'm rotating away like brian boitano.

on the subway, i'm rotating.
after taking a poo poo, i'm rotating.

do y'all rotate with your right heel or your left heel? do you switch?

In Junior High we used to smoke weed and go to my friend's house at lunch to play 'Four Rotations per Rotation'

You would walk around a coffee table and notice that your foot makes four rotations for every full 'rotation' you do around the coffee table. You would find this hilarious because you were 13 and stoned.

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
why do cis men get extra testosterone from the doctor, can i get extra estrogen? (is that what some bc is?)

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

How many AAA batteries can fit in my urethra

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
if there's nothing missing in my life, then why do these tears come at night?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


if cancel culture isnt real then how come my kids wont talk to me

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


How is babby formed?
How girl get pragnent?

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Henry Lee Mucus posted:

How many AAA batteries can fit in my urethra

Turns battery sideways

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

redshirt posted:

Like, where were you before the Big Bang?

while this isn't a stupid question, it is a prying one. my whereabouts before the big bang are none of your business, op.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
why is everybody so fat now?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Stink Billyums posted:

why is everybody so fat now?

Corn addiction

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

why do those guys in the middel east fight instead of just hang out?

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Stink Billyums posted:

why is everybody so fat now?

Farts are getting backed up in our bloodstream due to fart inhibiting chemicals, causing us to swell up with fart gas. If they ceased using the fart inhibiting chemicals every fart would be a massive, ten second long ripper. They knew it would destroy society.

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