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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

redshirt posted:

Is there a "now"? A present?

There is only the past and future and we live in neither.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Stink Billyums posted:

why is everybody so fat now?

Farts are getting backed up in our bloodstream due to fart inhibiting chemicals, causing us to swell up with fart gas. If they ceased using the fart inhibiting chemicals every fart would be a massive, ten second long ripper. They knew it would destroy society.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Nori is so loving good.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Treecko posted:

Those little sea grapes and a good seaweed salad are all I need.

Why ya'll hatin?

Seaweed salad mad good

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

redshirt posted:

Does any hip microbrewer make beer porridge for us hardworking temple builders?

Buy an oatmeal stout and put some oatmeal in it

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