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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Outta my way, I gotta Jerk it! (Nsfw?)

fresh_cheese: Jul 2, 2014; MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE

This is the first thread i have ever had to share with my family, due to my uncontrollable laughter.

:five:

:five:

# ? Oct 27, 2023 01:11

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 16:17

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

# ? Oct 27, 2023 02:17

Peter Falk: Sep 29, 2023

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

loving genius

# ? Oct 27, 2023 03:01

ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

username/post combo

# ? Oct 27, 2023 04:16

That strange guy: Dec 14, 2014; It's not strange if we never mention it again.

Great thread! Someone skilled at this please do a Louis CK one.

# ? Oct 27, 2023 04:22

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

# ? Oct 27, 2023 04:24

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Call Your Grandma posted:

It's so hot in here!

# ? Oct 27, 2023 04:24

The Loin King: Feb 16, 2017; Check out this goddamned cat

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

Goddamnit lol

# ? Oct 27, 2023 04:29

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

Call Your Grandma posted:

:eyepop:

:piss:

# ? Oct 27, 2023 05:04

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

That strange guy posted:

:popeye:

# ? Oct 27, 2023 05:24

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

Edit: lol wrong thread

# ? Oct 27, 2023 06:52

XYZAB: Jun 29, 2003; HNNNNNGG!!

Call Your Grandma posted:

:five:

:piaa:

e:f;b

:argh:

# ? Oct 27, 2023 06:53

Arzachel: May 12, 2012

Call Your Grandma posted:

lmao this was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw the panel

# ? Oct 27, 2023 09:29

Peter Falk: Sep 29, 2023

Arzachel posted:

lmao this was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw the panel

What�s the reference?

# ? Oct 27, 2023 12:21

itry: Aug 23, 2019

Peter Falk posted:

What�s the reference?

:piss:

Post Your Frights: Devil's Vineyard � Outing the in-jokes: a thread about smilies. :confuoot:

:confuoot:

# ? Oct 27, 2023 12:26

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Call Your Grandma posted:

Hahahaha

# ? Oct 27, 2023 15:36

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

# ? Oct 27, 2023 16:37

Haverchuck: May 6, 2005; the coolest

MrQwerty posted:

lol

# ? Oct 27, 2023 17:58

That strange guy: Dec 14, 2014; It's not strange if we never mention it again.

# ? Oct 27, 2023 19:15

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

# ? Oct 27, 2023 20:36

Zero VGS: Aug 16, 2002; ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE; Lipstick Apathy

# ? Oct 27, 2023 20:44

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

dumb. posted:

Classic

# ? Oct 27, 2023 21:04

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

# ? Oct 27, 2023 21:37

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Kirk Vikernes posted:

:lol:

# ? Oct 27, 2023 21:38

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

Kirk Vikernes posted:

more

:five:

-level deep cuts

# ? Oct 27, 2023 21:42

That strange guy: Dec 14, 2014; It's not strange if we never mention it again.

# ? Oct 27, 2023 22:09

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Dec 25, 2020

Kirk Vikernes posted:

lmao

Dumb Sex-Parrot fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Oct 27, 2023

# ? Oct 27, 2023 22:51

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

# ? Oct 27, 2023 22:55

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

# ? Oct 28, 2023 00:08

spank my snatch: Jun 4, 2009

What? Some people like abuse. Don't kinkshame.

# ? Oct 28, 2023 00:17

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Zero VGS posted:

lol love it

# ? Oct 28, 2023 00:34

Buttchocks: Oct 21, 2020; No, I like my hat, thanks.

Zero VGS posted:

# ? Oct 28, 2023 01:11

limp_cheese: Sep 10, 2007; Nothing to see here. Move along.

Aishlinn posted:

Dear god....

# ? Oct 28, 2023 01:16

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; but i dont wanna be a spaceship; Fun Shoe

Zero VGS posted:

you esoteric motherfucker.
I hung out a bit with the actor who played Randal as a kid.

# ? Oct 28, 2023 04:31

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

# ? Oct 28, 2023 04:57

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

Call Your Grandma posted:

I remember seeing someone on this forum insisting the driver was saying 'badass'.

# ? Oct 28, 2023 05:18

Esplanade: Jan 6, 2005

staberind posted:

because...

# ? Oct 28, 2023 05:23

Jean Pony: Nov 27, 2007

Esplanade posted:

Hahahaha

:dumbbravo:

# ? Oct 28, 2023 06:09

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Close thread and hide it, this is too good to share with the internet!

# ? Oct 28, 2023 07:21

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 16:17

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; but i dont wanna be a spaceship; Fun Shoe

Esplanade posted:

yessss.... YESSS. B^U

staberind fucked around with this message at 08:19 on Oct 28, 2023

# ? Oct 28, 2023 08:17

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