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PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Gaukler posted:



Late to the party but can't forget this one if we're doing the classics

Oh, thanks, I had successfully repressed that trauma.

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


I need to get to high charity, immediately.

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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Doesn't the suit jerk him off?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Grey Cat posted:

I need to get to high charity, immediately.



Amazing. Love Brianne's face in the visor.


Animal-Mother posted:

Doesn't the suit jerk him off?

Probably. But only at strictly regimented intervals.

Gaukler
Oct 9, 2012


maybeadracula posted:

Haha, terrible

PurpleXVI posted:

Oh, thanks, I had successfully repressed that trauma.

:tipshat:

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Someone do the fireman from the lovely comic thread

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

did *not* expect Butthole Greedo lmao

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Animal-Mother posted:

Doesn't the suit jerk him off?

Probably, but it's just not the same without the GF that lives in your brain, right?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
why is everything covered in drips of slime and stuff?

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Scratch Monkey posted:

why is everything covered in drips of slime and stuff?

https://i.imgur.com/dhTpV6p.mp4

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Scratch Monkey posted:

why is everything covered in drips of slime and stuff?

It’s just ghost ectoplasm.

https://youtu.be/gwM2Bz2k23s?si=EtbnadH34iquGcQu

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Scratch Monkey posted:

why is everything covered in drips of slime and stuff?

It's meant to show that she is extremely filthy and doesn't clean her apartment

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



Gaukler posted:



Late to the party but can't forget this one if we're doing the classics

i dont get it

Gaukler
Oct 9, 2012


Achmed Jones posted:

i dont get it

I envy you missing out on Moon over June

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this


HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

Gaukler posted:



Late to the party but can't forget this one if we're doing the classics

did someone do microwave's mom yet speaking of classics

i mean surely someone did but i mean the photoshop

All You Can Eat
Aug 27, 2004

Abundance is the dullest desire.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

HiroProtagonist posted:

did someone do microwave's mom yet speaking of classics

i mean surely someone did but i mean the photoshop

Look closer:

Gildiss
Aug 24, 2010

Grimey Drawer
Just popped into my head.

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord
Kolchak: The Night Jerker

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

HiroProtagonist posted:

did someone do microwave's mom yet speaking of classics

i mean surely someone did but i mean the photoshop

Ages ago:

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

I keep reading the thread title and hearing Work It by Missy Elliott.

Outta my way, I gotta Jerk it!
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it
Ti krej attog I, yaw ym attuo
Ti krej attog I, yaw ym attuo

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

Trab pu kcip

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



Good gently caress!

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

It shoud be "I need to do a barrel roll immediately!"

Sashimi
Dec 26, 2008


College Slice

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Would this still work in reverse? E.g.,

Panel 1: running to a room yelling I need to make art
Panel 2: drawing boobs
Panel 3: holy poo poo

Potrzebie
Apr 6, 2010

I may not know what I'm talking about, but I sure love cops! ^^ Boy, but that boot is just yummy!
Lipstick Apathy

RandomPauI posted:

Would this still work in reverse? E.g.,

Panel 1: running to a room yelling I need to make art
Panel 2: drawing boobs
Panel 3: holy poo poo

That's what paint is for!

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this



a goon after my own heart

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Grey Cat posted:

Good gently caress!

Literal lol.

TomR
Apr 1, 2003
I both own and operate a pirate ship.

Ha!

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


RandomPauI posted:

Would this still work in reverse? E.g.,

Panel 1: running to a room yelling I need to make art
Panel 2: drawing boobs
Panel 3: holy poo poo

Someone definitely did this but either I'm blind and can't find it or it was posted elsewhere. Here's a couple sorta reversed.



E: I found what I was thinking of, it wasn't quite as simple as reversed draw boobies

Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 16:21 on Dec 9, 2023

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



2001: A jerk off-esy

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

"I can't let you jerk off, Dave."

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Animal-Mother posted:

"I can't let you jerk off, Dave."

"Hal. Open the porn bay door."

TomR
Apr 1, 2003
I both own and operate a pirate ship.

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GPTribefan
Jul 2, 2007
Something witty yet inspirational about the Cleveland Indians
I have no photoshop, but someone is free to use my stupid idea of George Constanza saying “I need to get to the jerk store! I need to get to the jerk store immediately!”

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