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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Outta my way, I gotta Jerk it! (Nsfw?)
 
Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Sir Mat of Dickie posted:

:effort: but I couldn't resist once I thought of it.



Thanks for the font, I had a similar idea.

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Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Tiny Myers posted:

That angel could be loving. Are you an expert on angel anatomy? Do you think your eye could even properly behold an angel loving?

Be not afraid.

You Eye loving me bro!?

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Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Sir Mat of Dickie posted:

For the record, I used Segoe Print and manually tweaked the proportions, in case it will help others with their edits.

Thanks for the tip

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Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

ChickenHeart posted:

The hip young kids still like Cameron films, right?



It's at least a more culturally relevant reference than mine were.

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Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Alan Smithee posted:

idgi

Sorry, this one was a deep cut for the old farts.

Got me good.

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