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Oh boy! A bowl full of carbs that tastes like boiled paper. Yummy yummy yummy. Can't get enough. When I was a kid I had a vague sense that they were healthy just because they aren't as overtly sugary as Fruity Pebbles or whatever. But actually have quite a lot of sugar. Could you imagine what that poo poo tastes like without sugar? So why do people eat this crap? Are they just curious about what horse feed tastes like? How have they managed to sell this slop for what must be more than 100 years?
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I always hated Cheerios.
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Oct 26, 2023 00:08
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Stanley and Phyllis
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Oct 26, 2023 00:16
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babies mostly op
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Oct 26, 2023 00:17
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bricks of shredded wheat are where it's at
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Oct 26, 2023 00:17
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I swear Honey Nut Cheerios used to be amazing but now they taste like cardboard. I remember my science teacher in Junior High showed us how literal it was that Cheerios had iron by pouring a bunch in a bowl of water and crushing them with his fingers, then he showed us his fingers had specks of iron all over them.
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Oct 26, 2023 00:18
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Me, op. But only the honey nut ones. I also eat cornflakes/frosted flakes and like them, ask me anything.
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Oct 26, 2023 00:19
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Have you ever tried sticking your dick in a Cheerio OP?
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Oct 26, 2023 00:21
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My toddler you dunderhead
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Oct 26, 2023 00:22
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You're not supposed to eat them, you're supposed to plant them and grow donut trees.
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Oct 26, 2023 00:24
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You're supposed to dump a fuckton of sugar on them so you can't taste the blandness.
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Oct 26, 2023 00:25
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super sweet best pal posted:You're supposed to dump a fuckton of sugar on them so you can't taste the blandness. Sugar makes them taste worse It's an extremely rare phenomenon
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Oct 26, 2023 00:29
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Better to skip the Cheerios and only eat the sugar.
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Oct 26, 2023 00:30
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they did a good job of marketing themselves as the healthy breakfast cereal for the masses and marketing works, unfortunately
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Oct 26, 2023 00:30
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I’d rather eat cheerios than British food op
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Oct 26, 2023 00:33
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BATS FLY AT MOON posted:I’d rather eat cheerios than British food op
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Oct 26, 2023 00:35
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I the gently caress eats Cheerios
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Oct 26, 2023 00:40
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The type of people who don't read nutrition labels think they're health food (because they taste bad). Also old people because it doesn't upset your stomach because there's no fiber! It's like eating wonder bread with whole milk.
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Oct 26, 2023 00:42
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I'm a Grape Nut man.
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Oct 26, 2023 00:44
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BATS FLY AT MOON posted:I’d rather eat cheerios than British food op
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Oct 26, 2023 00:45
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who poo poo in this guy's bowl of cheerios
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Oct 26, 2023 00:46
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It is shredded wheat. Not frosted. A big block of it in a plain white bowl, half full of milk. It is on a table, where a man sits. There is no other food on the table. The man is dressed in a white shirt and black slacks, and he'll put on a tie when he's finished. Maybe he's not alone, it's just very early and his family is still asleep. He takes his spoon and turns the block of shredded wheat over in its bowl, so that the other side can soak. He feels his hunger, but he waits anyway. After a period of time, of a length roughly the same as yesterday, and the day before (this time-period has become instinctual for him), he picks up his spoon and begins to break the block up. Not completely of course, just into chunks that fit squarely onto the spoon. The chunks usually have one side that's soggy and one side that's still a little bit crunchy. The way he spoons each into his mouth, along with an appropriate quantity of milk, puts the crunchy side at his teeth and the soggy side on his tongue. As he chews, the crunchy side gets pulverized while the soggy side is mashed up by the natural motion of the tongue while chewing. When he has eaten all the chunks, there is still milk left in the bowl, and in it the crumbs that resulted from breaking the initial block. He does not raise the bowl to his lips to drink the remainder; even though no one is there to see, he sticks to his etiquette and dutifully drains the bowl spoonful by spoonful. When he is finished, there are still crumbs in the bowl. He gets up from the table, takes the bowl to the sink, and quickly rinses it out. He leaves the bowl in the sink; it will be dealt with later. He walks away to get his things, and then he leaves. The sun has not yet risen.
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Oct 26, 2023 00:49
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Cheerios were great when I was a young dude trying to get big. Now I give em to my large toddler son. They've got a time and place.
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Oct 26, 2023 00:50
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redshirt posted:I'm a Grape Nut man. You flirt
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Oct 26, 2023 00:53
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BATS FLY AT MOON posted:I’d rather eat cheerios than British food op But what if someone puts cheerios on a slice of bread and calls it a 'cheery'?
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Oct 26, 2023 00:56
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yall are wack cheerios have never been better thanks both variety and huge plastic resealable bag. if your stuff tastes like cardboard at this point that's a skill issue.
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Oct 26, 2023 01:00
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I tried the strawberry flavor one time and it wasn't bad. They also have chocolate I think, that might be okay. Just branch out on your cheerios flavors op don't be afraid to live it up!
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Oct 26, 2023 01:02
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One presumes this American children's cereal is eaten by American children OP. You know, the little fatty-fat ones.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:One presumes this American children's cereal is eaten by American children OP. You know, the little fatty-fat ones. Kids love Kix.
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Oct 26, 2023 01:36
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redshirt posted:Kids love Kix. Kix rules. So do Grapenuts.
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Oct 26, 2023 01:44
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Cheerios are alright with like a spoonful of sugar in the milk. Honey Nut Cheerios are where it’s at. Sounds like OP isn’t cheery, yo.
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Oct 26, 2023 01:48
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i'm so loving pissed off at cereal. we don't allow it in the house. "the taste you can see"? that's for sure cause all i see is a miserable PILE OF HORSE poo poo IN THAT BOWL. gently caress YOUt. love muesli tho
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Oct 26, 2023 01:51
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I eat them bitches. AMA
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Oct 26, 2023 01:56
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love having them as part of a three course meal right after I eat some applesauce and before I eat a cut up hot dog
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Oct 26, 2023 01:57
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Are they added to Xmas time Chex Mix? Or is that Chex only?
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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:I eat them bitches. AMA do you store extra cheerios in your butt for munching on later
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French Toast Crunch ftw.
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I eat Honey Nut Cheerios and they're pretty drat good
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Hollismason posted:I eat Honey Nut Cheerios and they're pretty drat good
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redshirt posted:Kids love Kix. Kix always remind me of how, in fifth grade, my friend Anthony tried the entire year to make me throw up by saying the nastiest poo poo. He finally got me on the second to last day of school and I blasted Kix all over the black top. You guys ever have Oh's? Those are like a delicacy.
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