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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Time to break out the Dorkins and grow out the bloatees, it’s cool to take down religions again

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JamMaster Flash
Dec 3, 2003

You've got it wrong, Gnosticism is the new hot thing.

sdasdas
Dec 29, 2012
What's this feeling...euphoria?

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
So you’re saying Christianity helped you stop using meth? Curious since the Bible doesn’t even talk about meth :owned:

Viller
Jun 3, 2005

Proud opponent of Israeli terror and Jewish fascism!

N. Senada posted:

Time to break out the Dorkins and grow out the bloatees, it’s cool to take down religions again

I think you mean its cool to hate jews again

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

JamMaster Flash posted:

You've got it wrong, Gnosticism is the new hot thing.

I've been hating gnosticism for centuries

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Hating uncool things is always inherently cool, OP

Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?

Devils Affricate posted:

Hating uncool things is always inherently cool, OP

what about the cool religions, such as

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Cabbages and Kings posted:

what about the cool religions, such as

I guess rastafarianism gets a pass but that's the only one

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

sdasdas posted:

What's this feeling...euphoria?

I sigh as I draw my deistic contempt

XYZAB
Jun 29, 2003

HNNNNNGG!!
sky daddy wont save u now :tipshat:

JetSetGo
Jan 1, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
I once thought hating on religion would increase the likelihood of hooking up with big tiddie goths in my teens but alas turned out it was car ownership

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Some say OP’s fedora grew three sizes that day.

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010

Cabbages and Kings posted:

what about the cool religions, such as

Zoroastrianism

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

time not important

only life important

XYZAB
Jun 29, 2003

HNNNNNGG!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhvza-_2ox8&t=50s

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010

Cabbages and Kings posted:

what about the cool religions, such as

Yazidism

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Devils Affricate posted:

I guess rastafarianism gets a pass but that's the only one

only on the left :colbert:

Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?

Les Os posted:

Zoroastrianism



z is my copilot

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
Hating religion won't be cool again until opponents of religion get better spokespeople.

How did we go down from Celsus and Porphyry in the late classical era, to Hume and Voltaire in the Enlightenment, and Nietzsche and Russell in the modern era? Today's critics of religion are schmucks!

XYZAB
Jun 29, 2003

HNNNNNGG!!
I've got your modern critic of religion right here, pal.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

XYZAB posted:

I've got your modern critic of religion right here, pal.



Lol is that the gun Hideo Kojima used to kill Shinzo Abe

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
thinkin about big militant atheist tiddies

XYZAB
Jun 29, 2003

HNNNNNGG!!

MrQwerty posted:

Lol is that the gun Hideo Kojima used to kill Shinzo Abe

Yeah cuz his mom was swindled of her life savings by the moonies, whom Shinzo was in bed with.

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

i take all my religious instruction from anne hathaway in interstellar, op

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


You Are A Werewolf posted:

Some say OP’s fedora grew three sizes that day.

To accommodate big brain.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

hooray!

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




actually op it's not

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Bad Purchase posted:

actually op it's not



Okay why is Jesus packing heat?

JetSetGo
Jan 1, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Bad Purchase posted:

actually op it's not



My Lord and savior swings hammer. As it should be.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
If I were in the presence of the hokage I would probably take my dick out too

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

JESUS SAVES!!!!!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


If I made you feel second best.... Jesus I'm sorry I was blind.... you were always on my mind....

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
Right group of Hebertists we got up itt.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

i'm the top religion hater, who wants to lay hands on me

aniviron
Sep 11, 2014

Toxic Mental posted:

i'm the top religion hater, who wants to lay hands on me

I can oblige, but only in a gay way.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Thank God!

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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
What if God was ugly, like some balding skinny bowler lol

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