my bony fealty posted:

gas

my bony fealty posted:

gas

my bony fealty posted:

gas

Vim Fuego posted:

Just witnessed a car going ~60 mph on Leary past 15th. This place is absolutely out of control. No law at all. None. Zero.

Shrecknet posted:

https://twitter.com/Vinncent/status/1129358806004191237

this is the most Seattle thing I've ever seen.

Ohtori Akio posted:

take it to the car thread......

Xaris posted:

Argon_Sloth posted:

Dearest Seattle,

Your city has once again disappointed me.

Some one in the bar I as was drinking in tonight was talking up the strip club across the street from Pike Place. The club had a $20 cover, which is something I have never encountered in another establishment. Between the cover and the club's failure to exceed my law of strippers Seattle has achieved a second blemish.

For reference, Argon_Sloth's law of strippers: Either a dancer is well endowed or has pole skills; rarely neither, never both.

Sarx posted:

Strip clubs in Seattle are generally just not that good, but most of the people I know who spend a fair amount of time in the strip clubs here always talk about Little Darlings, and I used to deliver pizza to a lot of the strippers there and they were mostly hot and good tippers too, but I can't really comment from first hand experience.

BRB MAKIN BACON posted:

Definitely have the best strip club, that's for sure.

BRB MAKIN BACON posted:

I'm pretty sure I've been to every strip joint in the Seattle Area and "Sands Gentleman's" definitely had the best in pretty much everything in price. Lapdances are $40 a pop but on the plus side they don't edit the songs to a preset cut. As in the length of the song is the length of the dance, you won't just go X seconds in to the song and it suddenly stops. Real big titty bitches that put your hands where you hands wanna be, none of that "sit scared as poo poo that the bouncer going to trounce me if I my fingers get a lil frisky" bullshit.


If you got the paper to be honest it's by far the best, literally next door to a bar that gives discounts once they get to know you a bit.

Morphix posted:

Portland has couple things that Seattle can't touch em on. Portland has way sluttier and overall cuter girls. Strip club capitol of the United States. But just in general I've found the women in Portland to be a lot friendlier than Seattle's dating life.

Morphix posted:

Your summary is exactly how I feel about it. And let me expand on the dating scene. I know there is always the 'outta towner love' you get at every bar in America because hey you're new and different! But Seattle has this weird vibe about it, women are a lot less approachable and in general think way too highly of themselves. I don't know what it's like from the female perspective but from the male perspective, I've never ran into more women that at best are a 6 or 7 and acting like stuck up 9s or 10s because they're showing some cleavage. And than at the end of the night you see them walking home alone like everyone else.

Again I'd attribute this to the Microsoft lonely nerd contingency being willing to throw money on any woman willing to show them any attention.

Xaris posted:

pacnw goons really love strip clubs. more like politricks

Ohtori Akio posted:

strip club politics megathread

Vim Fuego posted:

I'm pretty sure I've been to every strip joint in the Seattle Area

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

which ones appreciate lasagna the most

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

didn't seattle invent those bikini coffee stands? I assumed that was just an american thing but when I spoke to some out of town friends they didn't know what I was smoking

Xaris posted:

https://twitter.com/MichaelReports/status/1131320938253864960

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

didn't seattle invent those bikini coffee stands? I assumed that was just an american thing but when I spoke to some out of town friends they didn't know what I was smoking

Ohtori Akio posted:

i came here from somewhere normal and im still not used to that poo poo

FirstnameLastname posted:

im normal

Xaris posted:

never seen that here in ca. must be a pacnw goony thing.

i only get my coffee from baristas who look like me with a manbun, waxed mustache, ian fidance tattoos, and reading torn paperback copy of orson scott card's xenocide from goodwill

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

didn't seattle invent those bikini coffee stands? I assumed that was just an american thing but when I spoke to some out of town friends they didn't know what I was smoking

Xaris posted:

pacnw goons really love strip clubs. more like politricks

Xaris posted:

pacnw goons really love strip clubs. more like politricks

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

didn't seattle invent those bikini coffee stands? I assumed that was just an american thing but when I spoke to some out of town friends they didn't know what I was smoking

The Oldest Man posted:

i don't think i've ever seen one in city limits or on the east side but they are everywhere up north like shoreline, everett, etc.

Xaris posted:

pacnw goons really love strip clubs. more like politricks