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much like we take the gods and heroes of dead cultures and bastardize them for entertainment, the media of our youth is changed into an unrecognizable form which horrifies us skibidi bom bom bom yes yes
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Tim Robinson watching Skibidi Toilet, his face jammed in a pillow scream-crying because he didn't think of it first
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Oct 29, 2023 04:46
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Everything old is new again, we have revived the 2000s monkey cheese dishwasher style of humour and it has renewed the cycle, namaste.
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Oct 29, 2023 04:53
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*holds up toilet* u can call me teh sKiBiDi oF d00m!!!!!!
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Oct 29, 2023 05:18
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I still don't understand what skibidi toilet is
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Oct 29, 2023 05:54
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Thesaurus posted:I still don't understand what skibidi toilet is Bart (rude)
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Oct 29, 2023 05:57
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It's good OP. Sounds like some dude from Georgia (the country, not the state) just wanted to make weird poo poo and did and people like it. It doesn't feel nearly as disingenuous as hyper-optimized tik toks designed to draw engagement
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Oct 29, 2023 06:07
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this is literally gmod idiot box, if you told me it was the same guy i would believe it 100% good on the kids for recognizing that poo poo is funny as hell when you're young
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Oct 29, 2023 06:30
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RIP kitty0706
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Oct 29, 2023 06:31
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Bula Vinaka posted:Apparently it's a Generation Alpha thing? So does this make Zoomers feel old now? I'm way past being a Gen A, but I'm not ageist, and am convinced the Skibidi Toilet prophecies are real, communicated to us by a time traveller from the future. Those who belittle or avoid watching the Skibidi Toilet vids won't even know who to trust when the time comes, Skibidi Toilets and the heads within, or the men in black with old skool TVs for heads. You'll quickly be skibidiDEAD. Stand warned.
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Oct 29, 2023 06:54
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Nice Van My Man posted:It's the sci fi epic of our time. Past generations had Star Wars, Star Trek. Now there's Skibidi Toilet. it far surpasses these other scifi epics in depth of thought and character imo.
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Oct 29, 2023 09:16
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BATS FLY AT MOON posted:Why are people still having issues with understanding bidets? You poo poo, you squirt, you wipe dry. It doesnt entirely replace toilet paper you just use 99% less because youre power washing the poo poo off your goony rear end in a top hat instead of smearing it around like chocolate frosting on an rear end cake. Then you take a square or three and dab yourself dry. gently caress!!! so like, do you wash your hands in the rear end water afterwards?
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Luvcow posted:so like, do you wash your hands in the rear end water afterwards? The other good thing about bidets is that since you arent wiping you dont need to wash your hands afterwards.
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Oct 29, 2023 15:29
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Im the Scatman!Bula Vinaka posted:Skibidi Toilet Bula Vinaka posted:Skibidi Toilet Bula Vinaka posted:Skibidi Toilet Bula Vinaka posted:Skibidi Toilet Im the Scatman!
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Oct 29, 2023 15:55
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got my kids christmas settled then
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Oct 29, 2023 16:51
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BATS FLY AT MOON posted:The other good thing about bidets is that since you arent wiping you dont need to wash your hands afterwards. If you touch anything while in the bathroom maybe give your hands a pass through some water.
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Oct 29, 2023 17:10
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Oct 29, 2023 21:07
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Bidets are a somethingawful cheatcode, in literally any thread you can ask "hey should I shoot water at my rear end in a top hat" and the thread will be instantly derailed with a cacophony of posters who are way too excited to explain how much they love shooting water at their assholes
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Oct 30, 2023 02:47
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BATS FLY AT MOON posted:The other good thing about bidets is that since you arent wiping you dont need to wash your hands afterwards. lmao
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Oct 30, 2023 02:47
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SIDS Vicious posted:got my kids christmas settled then theyre really cheap on temu
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QuarkJets posted:Bidets are a somethingawful cheatcode, in literally any thread you can ask "hey should I shoot water at my rear end in a top hat" and the thread will be instantly derailed with a cacophony of posters who are way too excited to explain how much they love shooting water at their assholes If a bird pooped on your arm would you just wipe it off with a wad of dry paper and go about your day?
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Oct 30, 2023 09:50
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false equivalence. for a fair test, the bird needs to poo poo on your rear end in a top hat
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QuarkJets posted:Bidets are a somethingawful cheatcode, in literally any thread you can ask "hey should I shoot water at my rear end in a top hat" and the thread will be instantly derailed with a cacophony of posters who are way too excited to explain how much they love shooting water at their assholes Hey that's not fair, I also love shooting water at other people's assholes.
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Oct 30, 2023 12:06
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There's a video about the "lore" of this setting that youtube is now recommending me. The Skibidi toilet lore video has over 350k views.
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Oct 30, 2023 12:54
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Gen alpha being into Garrys Mod shitposts is one of those skipping a generation going backwards moments of reverence, like Millennials being incredibly into the oeuvre of Martin Scorsese.
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Oct 30, 2023 13:25
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Bula Vinaka posted:Apparently it's a Generation Alpha thing? So does this make Zoomers feel old now? yeah
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Oct 30, 2023 14:12
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Poohs Packin posted:If a bird pooped on your arm would you just wipe it off with a wad of dry paper and go about your day? this feels tangential to the Daniel Sloss routine about shaving your rear end in a top hat https://youtu.be/klnWFVYZEmQ?si=E--QUX0ajW5vCmnm
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Oct 30, 2023 14:51
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Decedent posted:I don't really remember liking anything this dumb when I was a kid. I was really into the Never Ending Story and Willow... huh. I think I have repressed memories of liking the Shining a whole lot when I was like five or six too. Like a disturbing amount. Millennials liked NORMAL things as children, like Jeff K and Cliff Yablonski
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Oct 30, 2023 16:22
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skibidi is very fun to say and in addition using skibidi as a modifier for things is very fun, such as "here is ur skibidi coffee" or "what a skibidi squirrel"
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Oct 30, 2023 16:27
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skibidi lowtax (:<
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:Millennials liked NORMAL things as children, like Jeff K and Cliff Yablonski I remember my mom telling me I was an idiot because I thought All Your Base was the funniest poo poo ever.
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Oct 30, 2023 16:44
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All alphas want to do is lie and eat hot skibidi
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Oct 30, 2023 16:46
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Check out Biser King, where the tune comes from. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbyFdkhlsHI
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This is a stream of some macro playing a "hurt the doll" game or something. It has like 55 children watching it, who undoubtedly are just on iPads that their parents shoved in their faces. It's the same phenomena. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Elks01pwxew
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:Millennials liked NORMAL things as children, like Jeff K and Cliff Yablonski I didnt really like either of those characters, any credit I ever gave to his dead rear end was for this stupid forum and the slowly sinking joy I occasionally get from it. I couldnt even be nice to gamer garbage. Also I was traveling a lot back when fark was the supposed height of comedy, so I was aware but not into it. Maybe Im stupid for noticing Ron Watkins dropping Q bullshit and thinking it was a funny practical joke and not what it became. I have no idea what other people like. When I was an impressionable teen in the late 90s and early aughts, I liked JTHM and though I sound like wobbly headed Bob, the its so random hot topic invader zim poo poo was Jhonens cashin and I ignored it. A uncanny valley face that is in a place to be defaecated on with some stupid catchy scat hook is definitely a shitpost to me, not a multi billion view franchise WITH LORE. Holy poo poo LORE, I mean I can hardly stand Ed Greenwood, and THAT guy can do some lore. I also woke up to some stupid listicle my phone thought I should see. There was about 30 people, roughly half of them were famous peoples children, the other half were d list celebrities. All I could think about was nepobabies and TikTok when I looked at these rich rear end people in dumb rear end costumes. How loving stupid everything entertainment is. Zoe Kravits and her pet Channing Tateyum really made me mad because I liked rosemarys baby for its complex themes and unless you shave your loving head and call it Vidal Sassoon I dont want to see a movie with no real recognizable outfit representing it at the dumbest of all celebrity parties. gently caress. Reality. Tv. -also- The internet makes you stupid. Now I feel better. The eventual watering down of anything that didnt start our vapid in an attempt to churn out unregretted user seconds would cause me to walk out without tipping if it was done to drinks at a bar. A giant late stage capitalism die off of celebrity culture is past due, and the cause of brain poisoning irony that used to come out of post modern internet shitposting never went away. It got worse as stupid internet jokes became a white supremacist president as practical jokes came home to roost. Ahh. Yes. Better. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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sugar free jazz posted:skibidi is very fun to say and in addition using skibidi as a modifier for things is very fun, such as "here is ur skibidi coffee" or "what a skibidi squirrel" Skibidi Jazz
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Decedent posted:I didn’t really like either of those characters, any credit I ever gave to his dead rear end was for this stupid forum and the slowly sinking joy I occasionally get from it. I couldn’t even be nice to gamer garbage. Also I was traveling a lot back when fark was the supposed height of comedy, so I was aware but not into it. Maybe I’m stupid for noticing Ron Watkins dropping Q bullshit and thinking it was a funny practical joke and not what it became. U ok bro
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Skibidi toilet seems to make grown-rear end people go insane if this thread is any indication
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