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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

DrPossum posted:

yoshi is basically a borg palatable for children

resistance is futile

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DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

resistance is futile

:hai: :yoshi:

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog

DrPossum posted:

yoshi is basically a borg palatable for children

fortunately both are susceptible to .45 caliber thompson rounds

Dogmeat
Jun 20, 2003


Woof!

sometimes invasive species don't disrupt any niches, and they just end up hanging out and being real pals. like opossums on the west coast, or yoshis

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ChickenHeart posted:

fortunately both are susceptible to .45 caliber thompson rounds

that's not true at all. The Borg will adapt and Yoshi will just eat them. Children are the only ones susceptible to .45 rounds

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
good guy with a yoshi

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

DrPossum posted:

good guy with a yoshi

Triikan
Feb 23, 2007
Most Loved
Yoshis don’t kill people, Marios kill people

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Triikan posted:

Yoshis don’t kill people, Marios kill people

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

In case you are implying that Mario is striking his faithful mount, it has been well established that he's merely pointing

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

maybeadracula posted:

In case you are implying that Mario is striking his faithful mount, it has been well established that he's merely pointing

I know what I saw.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

maybeadracula posted:

In case you are implying that Mario is striking his faithful mount, it has been well established that he's merely pointing

he is absolutely beating yoshi upside the head to make him stick out his weird tounge

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Dogmeat
Jun 20, 2003


Woof!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1L9MjRlk4k&t=28s

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


maybeadracula posted:

In case you are implying that Mario is striking his faithful mount, it has been well established that he's merely pointing


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

he is absolutely beating yoshi upside the head to make him stick out his weird tounge


HJE-Cobra
Jul 15, 2007

Bear Witness

Hell Gem

Dogmeat posted:

there's like a million different yoshis that helped baby mario, yoshis are classified as 'least concern' and are technically considered invasive in the mushroom kingdom

Yeah in Yoshi's Island they do a long game of pass-the-baton/baby. At the end of each stage the Yoshi hands the baby Mario on over to another, different colored Yoshi.

I think the last one that fights baby Bowser is a green one though, right?

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog

HJE-Cobra posted:

Yeah in Yoshi's Island they do a long game of pass-the-baton/baby. At the end of each stage the Yoshi hands the baby Mario on over to another, different colored Yoshi.

I think the last one that fights baby Bowser is a green one though, right?

Considering their unnatural metabolism and reproductive rate we can safely assume they likely have very short and aggressive lifespans

The Yoshi from Mario World likely lived to the ripe age of 3 before dying of hypertension heart failure

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

ChickenHeart posted:

Considering their unnatural metabolism and reproductive rate we can safely assume they likely have very short and aggressive lifespans

The Yoshi from Mario World likely lived to the ripe age of 3 before dying of hypertension heart failure

for each yoshi that falls five more take his place

Bobcats
Aug 5, 2004
Oh

ChickenHeart posted:

Considering their unnatural metabolism and reproductive rate we can safely assume they likely have very short and aggressive lifespans

The Yoshi from Mario World likely lived to the ripe age of 3 before dying of hypertension heart failure

uhh hate to tell you but I went through about 200 of them

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

mario is donkey punching that lizard

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

mario is donkey kong punching that lizard

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
could a yoshi eat another yoshi and turn it into an egg

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Hammerite posted:

could a yoshi eat another yoshi and turn it into an egg

This is the natural reproduction cycle. It... involves a lot of tongues

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog

Hammerite posted:

could a yoshi eat another yoshi and turn it into an egg

I believe the esteemed academic journal Deviantart has conducted numerous scientific studies on this very phenomenon

Stocky Manhood
Jul 29, 2014

Can I get a hat wobble?

ChickenHeart posted:

I believe the esteemed academic journal Deviantart has conducted numerous scientific studies on this very phenomenon

Yeah but what do you think the eggs smell like, hahahahahaha

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
more leik Yoshit

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