Vegetable posted:

2. Satire, like Jason Statham in Spy. It’d have been brilliant if all the endless internal monologues about how to be a sick assassin were punctuated by elementary mistakes. That’s basically what the first chapter already is. Stick to the plan, be a total pro, get your heart rate down to 65… aaaand snipe the hooker in the asscheek. I laughed my rear end off.