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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Sound mixing was sick. It’s the kinda poo poo that you buy big rear end speakers for. Opening scene did more sound design than anything else I’ve seen in the past decade.

That aside, this sucked. I wish this had gone one of two ways:

1. Romantic antihero, a la Drive. They already have the music. And Fassbender could absolutely pull it off. That he’s completely unredeeming here is insanely boring.

2. Satire, like Jason Statham in Spy. It’d have been brilliant if all the endless internal monologues about how to be a sick assassin were punctuated by elementary mistakes. That’s basically what the first chapter already is. Stick to the plan, be a total pro, get your heart rate down to 65… aaaand snipe the hooker in the asscheek. I laughed my rear end off.

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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:

The person Fassbender keeps alive is arguably the worst person of all
Yeah I lolled hard at it

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