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Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
This was awful. I'm almost impressed at being able to write a character with absolutely zero charisma. I would probably enjoy this more if he would just shut the gently caress up and be actually silent and stoic, but his constant inner monologueing was like being forced to share the inside of someone's rear end with a person who has their head firmly up their own rear end and desperately wants to share their rear end with you. I have seen plenty of assassin movies and have never cared less about what was going on. Also yeah the plot was very by-the-numbers, and nowhere close to as brilliant as it thinks it is. If someone want's to claim it's satire or something, fine, but sucking ironically is still sucking. Tilda Swinton was thoroughly wasted. I would say everyone was phoning it in, but that might be giving too much credit to people who might have been actually trying to act.

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