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FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

https://www.tmz.com/2023/10/28/friends-star-matthew-perry-dead-dies-drowning/

:rip:

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AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

yeah just saw, holy poo poo

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Matthew Perry killed himself*

RIP Benny

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Could he BE any more dead?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

BATS FLY AT MOON posted:

Could he BE any more dead?

Ok I actually feel bad about this :rip:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Could I beeeeeee anymore dead??

e: f u bags

Zeta
Jul 29, 2009

KWEOOOOOO
Pillbug
Was it in the fountain?

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Zeta posted:

Was it in the fountain?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

:rip:

Also, I am nostalgic for driftingmouse rereg bans.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Smugworth posted:

Could I beeeeeee anymore dead??

e: f u bags

Lol suck em smugs

102823_3
Oct 28, 2023
That'll be: $235.5 dollars, 2 hours of sitting on no cushion furniture, no music, 7 minutes of gameplay, no people, no women, one piss, and the death of Matthew Perry...., next!

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




article says he was never married and mentions no kids, so i'm gonna go ahead and call dibs on his friends residuals

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Zeta posted:

Was it in the fountain?

No, in his hottub. Possibly while jackin' it.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
OP why isn't the thread title "Can I BE any deader?"

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




perry sink'll

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
could I be more dead?

gently caress I got nothing. No jokes. whatever.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Stink Billyums posted:

OP why isn't the thread title "Can I BE any deader?"

Sorry the thread was made by someone else before I heard the news

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
ive never watched an episode of friends

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Chinatown posted:

ive never watched an episode of friends

you're better off for it

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
The One Where Chandler Dies

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

First the big guy from night court and now the sarcastic guy from friends - who will be the third sitcom death?!?!

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Well that's almost for certain an overdose

addiction sucks!

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Henry Lee Mucus posted:

First the big guy from night court and now the sarcastic guy from friends - who will be the third sitcom death?!?!

my money is on urkel

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

So no one told him life was gonna be this way?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Stare-Out posted:

So no one told him life was gonna end this way?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Stare-Out posted:

So no one told him life was gonna be this way?

lol
gently caress you!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Stare-Out posted:

So no one told him life was gonna be this way?

Lol

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

I know its "hip" to hate on Friends these days but I was a big fan of it growing up

Chandler was probs my fave :smith:

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

why though

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Bad Purchase posted:

my money is on urkel

I’m not sure america could withstand such a loss at this time honestly

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
that sucks, I liked him and he got to make out with Peak Salma Hayek who was at the maximum possible level of attractiveness

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

but maybe he will come back alive it is almost halloween

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
i hope i dont murdered by a rouge hottub

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Dragonstoned posted:

I know its "hip" to hate on Friends these days but I was a big fan of it growing up

Chandler was probs my fave :smith:

this

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

I remember Matthew Perry telling a story on a late night talk show (Conan Obrian I think?) where he was watching porn and accidentally played the sound on through an outdoor speaker system in his home and all his neighbors could hear it. He was pretty embarrassed. What a story to tell the public.

RIP.

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:

Stare-Out posted:

So no one told him life death was gonna be this way?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Stare-Out posted:

So no one told him life was gonna be this way?

His life is DOA

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Man that sucks :(

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

FistEnergy posted:

that sucks, I liked him and he got to make out with Peak Salma Hayek who was at the maximum possible level of attractiveness

One of the two is still really hot.

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Unlucky7
Jul 11, 2006

Fallen Rib
Hoped for a butthole, came away disappointed AND I found out a dude died young :(

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