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bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Britney spears taking time between her knife katas to tell us the truth about justin timberlake.

Edit: :synpa:

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Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009

Lurker Ant posted:

That was the aforementioned In Time, and IIRC she was the same age as him because everyone stopped aging at 25 and they all had clocks on their wrists that showed how much time they had to live. Also time was literally currency so rich people could basically live forever while the poor died young. Super deep social commentary

Such a dumb movie. When someone’s time allowance hit zero they dropped dead. You could also take/give time from someone by shaking hands with them. The implication of this, like everything else in the story, is not discussed or explored.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Lurker Ant posted:

That was the aforementioned In Time, and IIRC she was the same age as him because everyone stopped aging at 25 and they all had clocks on their wrists that showed how much time they had to live. Also time was literally currency so rich people could basically live forever while the poor died young. Super deep social commentary

how come he didn't stop aging at 25?

Lurker Ant
Nov 16, 2016

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

how come he didn't stop aging at 25?

White ppl genes, should have stayed out of the sun

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Lurker Ant posted:

White ppl genes, should have stayed out of the sun

but it's so warm and comforting

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
Some real no-poo poo revelations going on in this thread guys :rolleyes:

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
no I am never taking down my SexyBack poster on the wall of my dining room

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005

That's fine. I guess you're just losers then.

JustIn Timeberlake

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
if you keep this up he's going to take sexy away again you loving idiots

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Cubone posted:

if you keep this up he's going to take sexy away again you loving idiots

the reality is we never had sexy to begin with

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

OP I appreciate you assuming we are all up to date on Brittney’s memoir

Lurker Ant
Nov 16, 2016

mannerup posted:

no I am never taking down my SexyBack poster on the wall of my dining room

Your fav is trash boo, take it down

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Wait, last I checked I thought he was cool. Isn't he married to Jessica Biel?

It has been some time since I've checked though...

Lurker Ant
Nov 16, 2016

Flowers for QAnon posted:

OP I appreciate you assuming we are all up to date on Brittney’s memoir

Literally just search #BritneySpears on Twitter/X/whatever the gently caress it is now, the tea is all right there and it’s HOT sis

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

Wait, last I checked I thought he was cool. Isn't he married to Jessica Biel?

It has been some time since I've checked though...

the N'Sync guy is married to Alias? I am way out of the loop

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I want it that way

Or else

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Lurker Ant posted:

Literally just search #BritneySpears on Twitter/X/whatever the gently caress it is now, the tea is all right there and it’s HOT sis

no. I don't think I want to do that

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
In Time is actually a good movie, JT and his terrible acting are just the worst things going for it. Seriously check it out, Olivia Wilde acts circles around JT, he's so bad

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
it was good enough that I remembered it exists. It's got that going for it

Lurker Ant
Nov 16, 2016

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

no. I don't think I want to do that

I mean I’m happy to illuminate the situation for y’all anyway but like… give me a break lol the tweets aren’t going to hurt you

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

There's nothing on this Earth that I would want to read less than twitter posts by people who worship celebrities, sorry

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I liked those Lonely Island songs he'd did, that's about it.

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
It’s fascinating to see the differences between musicians and “musicians” as they age in their careers. Once the 20-somethings stop buying your music, “musicians” can’t find anyone to make their music for them anymore so they start acting or going on terrible singing contest tv shows. Actual musicians just keep making music even if it won’t sell as much.

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Who even goes to Twitter even more, just tell us what Britney said.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Lurker Ant posted:

Literally just search #BritneySpears on Twitter/X/whatever the gently caress it is now, the tea is all right there and it’s HOT sis
followed your advice and it just raised more questions for me

https://x.com/RomanShusterman/status/1717322797855207520?s=20

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

mannerup posted:

followed your advice and it just raised more questions for me

https://x.com/RomanShusterman/status/1717322797855207520?s=20

unrelated question, where is this so called Union Square?

Lurker Ant
Nov 16, 2016
https://twitter.com/nikitasavoy/status/1716842926926647773?s=46&t=eoGJ74yF_fz7E6griMiEog

https://twitter.com/bootichow/status/1717181563031412797?s=46&t=eoGJ74yF_fz7E6griMiEog

https://twitter.com/skool_boi/status/1716873375036158079?s=46&t=eoGJ74yF_fz7E6griMiEog

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

My wife sent me the audiobook excerpt of Michelle Williams narrating a Britney Spears autobiography where Williams imitates Britney imitating Justin Timberlake doing a blaccent and that is a sentence I just wrote in TYOOL 2023

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
My ex's dad made him print out pictures of her after the pussy shot ordeal.

That was really loving weird even for 2006.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




all justins suck op, i'm sorry to tell you, but it's true. there has never even been a justin who is even just ok, let alone good. it's a tier below kevin, a league of its own.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Treecko posted:

My ex's dad made him print out pictures of her after the pussy shot ordeal.

That was really loving weird even for 2006.

Like, pictures OF the pussy shot? :chloe:

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Yes

Lurker Ant
Nov 16, 2016

Treecko posted:

My ex's dad made him print out pictures of her after the pussy shot ordeal.

That was really loving weird even for 2006.

At least she was grown by then, she’s talked about how interviewers would constantly ask questions about her breasts even when she was still underage. And of course there were countdowns to her turning 18 because yeah

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
It's OK tho, he's dead now. Died of chirossis in his horrible hoarder house after his family fled.

The house was condemned and bulldozed, and my ex is doing great as far as I know.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Bad Purchase posted:

all justins suck op, i'm sorry to tell you, but it's true. there has never even been a justin who is even just ok, let alone good. it's a tier below kevin, a league of its own.

There's a reason he's named justin and not justok

Lurker Ant
Nov 16, 2016

Bad Purchase posted:

all justins suck op, i'm sorry to tell you, but it's true. there has never even been a justin who is even just ok, let alone good. it's a tier below kevin, a league of its own.

I was going to try to disagree with you but research confirms you’re right. Timberlake, Bieber, Roiland, it’s a cursed name

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

[Errmmmm] DIRTY POP

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
You’re right OP, he does suck….



















…MY BALLS!!!

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


deep dish peat moss posted:

Can someone post that recent video of Justin Timberlake wearing dad duds dancing an awkward Ashlee Simpson style jig during a live performance

wait here it is

https://packaged-media.redd.it/1s49...509c9f7210e#t=0

Why is he dressed like a volunteer museum docent

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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Treecko posted:

It's OK tho, he's dead now. Died of chirossis in his horrible hoarder house after his family fled.
drat that was fast

r.i.p. justin timberlake

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