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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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remember that movie he made where his mom was three years younger than him?

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Lurker Ant posted:

That was the aforementioned In Time, and IIRC she was the same age as him because everyone stopped aging at 25 and they all had clocks on their wrists that showed how much time they had to live. Also time was literally currency so rich people could basically live forever while the poor died young. Super deep social commentary

how come he didn't stop aging at 25?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Lurker Ant posted:

White ppl genes, should have stayed out of the sun

but it's so warm and comforting

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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redshirt posted:

Wait, last I checked I thought he was cool. Isn't he married to Jessica Biel?

It has been some time since I've checked though...

the N'Sync guy is married to Alias? I am way out of the loop

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Lurker Ant posted:

Literally just search #BritneySpears on Twitter/X/whatever the gently caress it is now, the tea is all right there and it’s HOT sis

no. I don't think I want to do that

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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it was good enough that I remembered it exists. It's got that going for it

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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mannerup posted:

followed your advice and it just raised more questions for me

https://x.com/RomanShusterman/status/1717322797855207520?s=20

unrelated question, where is this so called Union Square?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Treecko posted:

He's a rapist baby and that ain't no lie

Baby Bye bye bye

rapist babies need the most love

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Wifi Toilet posted:

Is no place on the Internet safe from viral marketing anymore?

huh. thought that was a Haiku

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Agent Escalus posted:

And the crowd was throwing stuff at him, which Keith got visibly angry about.

Keith Richards can be visibly anything? Is this 1982?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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SilvergunSuperman posted:

Remember for a minute when they tried to sell him as an actor?

Woof.

Justin Timberlake or Keith Richards?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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SilvergunSuperman posted:

If any of you ever see a setup like this and feel the need to say "yes" and parrot that stupid fuckin joke, I hope you burn alive.

don't listen to this guy. Make the joke. Always make the joke

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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pretending to be funny will inevitably make you funny

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