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Bear (spooky)
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The San Diego Chargers
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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

lol why did that work

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
Also I miss D'Onta

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I watched Scream 6 last night. It was pretty good.

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.

Vegetable mandolins, my friend. Now I have a weird divot in my right pinkie and you can clearly see that I'm missing some flesh there. My girlfriend got in a motorcycle accident over a decade ago and lost part of her left thumb so we joke about having 9.5 fingers.

Bears seem bound and determined to shoot themselves in the foot

hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches
Contract the Bears

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Bears line finding new ways to gently caress up

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
Lucas Patrick assuming the Borom role of killing drives on his own

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.

HootTheOwl posted:

Terry says you're right

Terry always sounds so over this bullshit when they bring him on blown calls.

Ohhh nice. Might as well go for it bears, what do you have to lose? Your dignity?

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Lucas Patrick has an absolute stranglehold on this game.

trevorreznik
Apr 22, 2023
What the gently caress are the bears doing

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Lol, the Bears are washed

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Tulalip Tulips posted:

Herbert's finger is giving me a flashback to when I sliced off part of my pinkie and basically had to keep wrapped like that for weeks because the wound was too big and didn't have enough skin to stitch it closed.

Do you own a mandoline by any chance?

E: saw answer above. Lost part of my right middle finger the same way!

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

trevorreznik posted:

What the gently caress are the bears doing

an eternal rhetorical question

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
Da bears

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Lmao vallus Jones!?

Dog Faced JoJo
Oct 15, 2004

Woof Woof

Every velus jones sighting is such a joy

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Cool that Velus Jones is still in the NFL

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

Here I was thinking Bears only got flags when we had a good play.

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.

Quiet Feet posted:

Do you own a mandoline by any chance?

E: saw answer above. Lost part of my right middle finger the same way!

Yeah, the nurse in the ER said the same thing happened to their manager. My girlfriend ended up throwing it out since she doesn't believe in keeping kitchen utensils that have tasted human blood, in her words.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Justin Fields would at least have like a cool 35 yard scramble or something, before fumbling via strip sack on the next play

trevorreznik
Apr 22, 2023
Since this game sucks I'll tell some finger stories

1) my dad had an auger sever his left pinky , doctor wouldn't re attach it since the doc was drunk late on a Saturday night. Kept the finger in the freezer for years in a ziplock bag and played practical jokes on people with it. My dad's go-to joke was to see a kid picking their nose, get their attention, "pick" his nose with the stub finger , then pull it out and gasp at the missing digit, making the kid scream
2) neighbor was missing 4 fingers, I think in a combine but maybe in a flipped skid loader. We have a picture of him pointing something out where it's impossible to tell what he's pointing at
3) a more distant neighbor had a hook for a hand which was extremely exciting to all kids who saw it
4) my thumb is hosed up from when I was shooting guns at age 11, the slide came back and bit through my tendon and I can't hold a pen correctly. I show it to neighbors as a lesson on why not to play with guns, usually get confused looks

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Someone has fun at the NBC graphics department

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


pouring one out for the bears backup qb that i don't know the name of, who was doomed the second he had to actually play for chicago

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
A reference only :corsair: and :btroll: will get.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Tulalip Tulips posted:

Someone has fun at the NBC graphics department

I was not expecting Monty Python & the Holy Grail music/references tonight

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

razorscooter posted:

pouring one out for the bears backup qb that i don't know the name of, who was doomed the second he had to actually play for chicago

He's a division 2 undrafted nobody, getting a win last week was better than he probably expected with any team

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
That Chargers fan looks like he's having a good time

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
They serve beer in glasses???

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

This game would be more entertaining if we watched the fans in the stands

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Welp there goes Palmer

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Tulalip Tulips posted:

They serve beer in glasses???

Bet it's fake, prob plastic

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
...And Palmer's knee is out.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

oh man, that doesn't look good

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Codependent Poster posted:

This game would be more entertaining if we watched the fans in the stands

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Tulalip Tulips posted:

Vegetable mandolins, my friend. Now I have a weird divot in my right pinkie and you can clearly see that I'm missing some flesh there. My girlfriend got in a motorcycle accident over a decade ago and lost part of her left thumb so we joke about having 9.5 fingers.

Bears seem bound and determined to shoot themselves in the foot

i cut a thumb right in the middle of the tip down to the bone when a knife i was using to cut brush deflected wrong and went thru my offhand like butter T_T

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Just joined. How was the Bears first drive?

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

MoaM posted:

Bet it's fake, prob plastic

That's what I assumed, isn't like they want anyone throwing glass onto the field

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

fishing with the fam posted:

Just joined. How was the Bears first drive?

Bagent throw a bomb on the first play from the scrimmage which was caught and the receiver wasn't touched but the refs blew the play dead because ???????????????????????????????

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Getting a chainmail glove to use a mandolin is a cool safety item. And it's one step closer to getting a full plate armor set for the next renfaire.

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Alaois posted:

Bagent throw a bomb on the first play from the scrimmage which was caught and the receiver wasn't touched but the refs blew the play dead because ???????????????????????????????

I'm sorry, what??

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