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 its going to be about me being tucked up asleep in bed thankyou Timb also lol if you click through that twitter thread the replies are the most clear example (even more than an elon tweet!) that bluechecks are a self-selecting badge for just the absolute dumbest motherfuckers on the planet. NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 11:45 on Oct 30, 2023 |
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i think i can tune in, no meetings at this time!NoneMoreNegative posted:also lol if you click through that twitter thread the replies are the most clear example (even more than an elon tweet!) that bluechecks are a self-selecting badge for just the absolute dumbest motherfuckers on the planet. while i will not, because it is twitter.. it's nice to know that some things are immutable constants
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i saw one of those black apple animation swooshes turn into the finder smileyface, maybe its a spooky update for macos
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graph posted:i saw one of those black apple animation swooshes turn into the finder smileyface, maybe its a spooky update for macos at last they’re releasing Copland
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NoneMoreNegative posted:also lol if you click through that twitter thread the replies are the most clear example (even more than an elon tweet!) that bluechecks are a self-selecting badge for just the absolute dumbest motherfuckers on the planet. a lot of those seem to legit be 
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post hole digger posted:macbook poo lol!
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apple finally announcing they will be abandoning ios and moving to a real operating system, WebOS. iPhone 16 confirmed to be a vertical slider format.
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Dijkstracula posted:at last they’re releasing Copland hell yeah it's about time
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new iphone 15 pro max studio featuring hardware keyboard, integrated gen5 m.2 slot, and PowerPole connectors to hook up your choice of 10-24VDC power
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tired: lightning connector wired: usbc connector inspired: 8 pin 1/4” bayonet connector
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rotor posted:tired: lightning connector tip/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/sleeve
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ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring bananaphone
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rotor posted:ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring bananaphone this guy dads
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rotor posted:ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring bananaphone
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rotor posted:tip/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring bananaphone
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rotor posted:ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring bananaphone
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rotor posted:ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring bananaphone
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scary fast tagline obviously means the car is being announced and starts selling tomorrow apple stores worldwide are being completely renovated as we speak to make room for the car shipments on the way sadly i wont be liveposting this keynote as its late in europe but ive already sold my old car in anticipation
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poty posted:scary fast tagline obviously means the car is being announced and starts selling tomorrow uh, no, it's a surface-to-airplay missile
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ready to get spooped by tim
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matti posted:lol! get ready to empty quote that bad boy when the jokers at apple bungle another one. i think this thread is headed for the goldmine......
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rotor posted:ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring/ring bananaphone Agile Vector posted:uh, no, it's a surface-to-airplay missile good thread already
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Agile Vector posted:uh, no, it's a surface-to-airplay missile does anybody know where i can buy a car in the middle of the night i need it for work tomorrow morning
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I'm not watching this poo poo so late. I can read about what new garbage they release tomorrow.
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graph posted:i bet craig will be hope it's waluigi
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while craig is giving the speech some rowdy teens are gonna TP his house
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looking forward to new ipad mini which will simultaneously be satisfying / disappointing
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the new laptop will have a spring loaded hinge and open up scary fast like a jack in a box
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new iSentinel security robot modeled after the orbs from Phantasm
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what mask do you think tim will be wearing when he comes onstage
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graph posted:lets do this garbage
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hahahaha good evening
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