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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctkW3V0Mh-k

Event begins this evening at 5PM Pacific/8PM Eastern.

You can watch this on YouTube, on the Apple TV app or on https://www.apple.com/apple-events/.

What's expected at this event? From MacRumors:

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Mac rumors have been confusing in recent months, but there are several possibilities. We could see a refreshed version of the 24-inch iMac, as that machine is still using an M1 Apple silicon chip. Bloomberg's Mark Gurman has said not to expect a MacBook Air refresh, but the 13-inch MacBook Pro, 14-inch MacBook Pro, and 16-inch MacBook Pro could potentially get new chips.

It is not clear if the refresh will focus on new M3-series chips, but depending on what's being overhauled, we could see the ‌iMac‌ and the MacBook Pro models adopting the 3-nanometer M3 chip lineup.

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njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


God if there's a 13" MBP with the M3 I hope it actually gets updated to the modern chassis and isn't still the touchbar.

LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008


I would not at all be surprised if we either loudly or quietly got new magic trackpad/mouse/keyboard with USB C at this too. Just rip off the bandaid completely at this point.

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer

LionYeti posted:

I would not at all be surprised if we either loudly or quietly got new magic trackpad/mouse/keyboard with USB C at this too. Just rip off the bandaid completely at this point.

New magic mouse but with an even worse charge port location.

glassyalabolas
Oct 21, 2006
I want to bowl with the gangsters...

Ojjeorago posted:

New magic mouse but with an even worse charge port location.

what can be worse than having it charge from the bottom?

Fedule
Mar 27, 2010


No one left uncured.
I got you.
the magic mouse will die. the hockey puck will return

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
the mouse will be a mechanical mouse with that little ball inside of it. it will cost $329 and you will love it.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


glassyalabolas posted:

what can be worse than having it charge from the bottom?

It charges from the back but is angled slightly up so it's really annoying to hold while it's charging.

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



Not that I’m planning to get anything, but I’m actually stoked for the event and to see what the M3 (and Max in particular) can do.

Fedule posted:

the magic mouse will die. the hockey puck will return

From your finger tips to Cook’s eyes.

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



njsykora posted:

It charges from the back but is angled slightly up so it's really annoying to hold while it's charging.

Just flip it around and leave natural scrolling enabled! :haw:

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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njsykora posted:

God if there's a 13" MBP with the M3 I hope it actually gets updated to the modern chassis and isn't still the touchbar.

The touchbar mac is one of their top sellers, it ain't going away. (Primarily for the production use of that touchbar)

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


https://twitter.com/tim_cook/status/1719021344854069441

Tim standing outside of One Infinite Loop handing out M3 MBPs

Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 21:20 on Oct 30, 2023

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


I have this feeling that the hardware-assisted raytracing in the A17 on iPhoney 15 Pros will be in the M3, but only the Pro and Max iterations

Regular M3 (iMac, iPad Mini, 13-inch MacBook Pro sadness) won't get it

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


LionYeti posted:

I would not at all be surprised if we either loudly or quietly got new magic trackpad/mouse/keyboard with USB C at this too. Just rip off the bandaid completely at this point.

I get the feeling that Apple wants to totally orphan every single Lightning accessory and capable hardware into obsolescence

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Binary Badger posted:

I have this feeling that the hardware-assisted raytracing in the A17 on iPhoney 15 Pros will be in the M3, but only the Pro and Max iterations

Regular M3 (iMac, iPad Mini, 13-inch MacBook Pro sadness) won't get it

IT would be an odd, but predictable, move for apple. Probably one of the things worth betting on. iPhone 15 pro, ipad pro, and pro/max/ultra refreshes.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Binary Badger posted:

I have this feeling that the hardware-assisted raytracing in the A17 on iPhoney 15 Pros will be in the M3, but only the Pro and Max iterations

Regular M3 (iMac, iPad Mini, 13-inch MacBook Pro sadness) won't get it

I think it will be in the base M3, mostly because of its utility in things like Blender that people on base M3 MBPs will still want.

glassyalabolas
Oct 21, 2006
I want to bowl with the gangsters...

Tim Apple will announce that they're bumping the free 5gb of iCloud storage to 10gb.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


That's not gonna help them get to $3 trillion valuation

pzy
Feb 20, 2004

Da Boom!
I love the Japanese gaming rumors

Would be happy with new M3 notebooks and iPads, and a Vision Pro preorder date

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Each new mac will come with a skull that screams with the blood curdling voice of the damned. That's my prediction.

Nybble
Jun 28, 2008

praise chuck, raise heck

pzy posted:

I love the Japanese gaming rumors

they bought Capcom and Mega Man Legends Rebooted will be on the Vision Pro

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Gimmy an OLED M3 iPad Pro Tim. Do it and all will be forgiven.

FlapYoJacks fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Oct 31, 2023

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Spooky music enabled.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Music has started!

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



macOS: from confirmed

glassyalabolas
Oct 21, 2006
I want to bowl with the gangsters...

college depiction scariest so far

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


We got the smuggest motherfuckers on the planet for this intro.

glassyalabolas
Oct 21, 2006
I want to bowl with the gangsters...

If Tim Apple is not wearing a cape, we riot.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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CONSUMPTION LFGGGGGGGGG

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Spooky Apple campus :spooky:

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Our engineers worked for 3 months on the fog machine to make this shot work.

glassyalabolas
Oct 21, 2006
I want to bowl with the gangsters...

He should of done the thriller while coming out.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

glassyalabolas posted:

If Tim Apple is not wearing a cape, we riot.
Aw man, he's in regular clothes :argh:

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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lol they way he said it "prolapsed laptop"

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


He should've worn a turtleneck and come out as the ghost of Steve.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Wait, this isn't Jony...

glassyalabolas
Oct 21, 2006
I want to bowl with the gangsters...

Oh snap, no dragging poo poo out.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


All the chips at once gently caress yeah.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Hey Mister Srouji, havent seen ya in like, two, three keynotes?

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incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Yet the m3 won't have the hardware for dual monitors. curious.

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