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TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker
I hope Nature comes back and smotes Tim Apple for the whack-rear end carbon neutral claims and then preorders an M3 iPad Pro.

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doomisland
Oct 5, 2004

His hands look distractedly large

badjohny
Oct 6, 2005



I am really disappointed none of them are in Halloween costumes.

glassyalabolas
Oct 21, 2006
I want to bowl with the gangsters...

they look like prosthetics.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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there it is again prolapse

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Ray tracing confirmed on all chips hell yeah.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


the new GPU we were supposed to get in the M2 but it sucked too much power

glassyalabolas
Oct 21, 2006
I want to bowl with the gangsters...

how much goatse can M3 generate?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Wonder how the M3 ray tracing compares to the NVIDIA RTX GPUs.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

glassyalabolas posted:

how much goatse can M3 generate?

So much that it comes with a ring

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Hey AV1 hardware decode at last!

Fedule
Mar 27, 2010


No one left uncured.
I got you.
I absolutely cannot wait for the benchmarks

glassyalabolas
Oct 21, 2006
I want to bowl with the gangsters...

he said the word! monster.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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welp, it is the end of the road of the 13 incher :smith:

Fedule
Mar 27, 2010


No one left uncured.
I got you.
RIP the Touch Bar

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro
MacBook Pro no longer starts with a pro chip? Strange

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Lets bring out myst again

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Games like Myst? What is this, the mid-90s?

The Grumbles
Jun 5, 2006
Games like Jazz Jackrabbit load up to 60% faster!

glassyalabolas
Oct 21, 2006
I want to bowl with the gangsters...

Tell me how Leisure Suit Larry runs.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Rageaholic posted:

Games like Myst? What is this, the mid-90s?

Maybe they meant Pyst.

glassyalabolas
Oct 21, 2006
I want to bowl with the gangsters...

it's black.

CaptainCrunch
Mar 19, 2006
droppin Hamiltons!
Evening goon crowd is a lot less kvetchy about the apple event than usual.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Blackbook Pro

Icept
Jul 11, 2001
not sure I'm pro enough for this color

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Hey cool that's surface laptop black.

Fedule
Mar 27, 2010


No one left uncured.
I got you.
THE BLACKBOOK PRO

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


"Heres your black Macbook assholes now stop loving whining."

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



Fedule posted:

THE BLACKBOOK PRO

gently caress YEAH

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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3200 dollar black laptop? Check the weather widget.

glassyalabolas
Oct 21, 2006
I want to bowl with the gangsters...

they will never be as cool as the OG black and white macbooks.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

They've done black MacBooks before, haven't they? I could swear a friend had one years and years ago.

Fedule
Mar 27, 2010


No one left uncured.
I got you.
I HAVE TO HAVE IT

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

glassyalabolas posted:

they will never be as cool as the OG black and white macbooks.

100% true.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Rageaholic posted:

They've done black MacBooks before, haven't they? I could swear a friend had one years and years ago.

Yes but not Pros

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

CaptainCrunch posted:

Evening goon crowd is a lot less kvetchy about the apple event than usual.

Most non-NA goons are asleep.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Look at that teenage engineering clout chasing

glassyalabolas
Oct 21, 2006
I want to bowl with the gangsters...

oh hey, he's running 3 monitors.

CaptainCrunch
Mar 19, 2006
droppin Hamiltons!

FlapYoJacks posted:

Most non-NA goons are asleep.
Apple needs to do more evening events.:colbert:

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glassyalabolas
Oct 21, 2006
I want to bowl with the gangsters...

$1600? priced to kill.

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