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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Man. Missing a wide open touchdown… that’s just hard to recover from

OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


The Puppy Bowl posted:

These sacks are on Garapolo. Dude has 4 solid seconds and should have had a screaming internal clock.

Yeah, agreed

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



NowonSA posted:

Whew am I glad the QB's we've faced have missed some open long passes. That one was definitely the most wide open one so far there.

Yeah. The ravens showed what happens when you connect

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Gotta love the desperation Las Vegas has in that 4th down play.


Now for the Lions to just makemiss a field goal again.

Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

OneMoreTime posted:

I mean Mcvay won a Super Bowl so clearly it worked

Thanks to a Lions QB. Inshallah. :)

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




The Puppy Bowl posted:

These sacks are on Garapolo. Dude has 4 solid seconds and should have had a screaming internal clock.

Tyson Bagent would get the ball out faster

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Jimmy drops back on 4th and a mile, uncorks one at Josh McDaniels' visor only to hit the lady in the endzone

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Jimmy G is awful

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Adams very clearly saying “this is loving bullshit” on the sideline

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
cringe

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Pain of Mind posted:

Did no one watch a 49ers game? This game is a perfect highlight of Jimmy Gs flaws that he will never be able to improve. Indecisive under pressure check, random ints check, cannot throw a deep ball check.

This is a lot like what I remember from that NFCCG against the Rams. They ran out of designed plays and when Jimmy had to drop back and just make throws, Aaron Donald just fuckin' ate him alive.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I think I just killed a spider :(

I didn't really look, I just saw a thing with too many legs crawling on my bed, grabbed a tissue, and crushed it

in retrospect I'm sorry

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



Trade Adams. Rebuild.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Lions lady fan > Chargers lady fan

:colbert:

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
drat I have such PTSD from seeing flags come in to ruin good Lions plays that I sat there quivering for about 5 seconds after that 4th down waiting to see a flag notice pop up at the bottom of the screen.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

lol the glory days of Wayne "Big Buck" Fontes

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
lol Troy Aikman telling Wayne Fontes Pro Bowl stories.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Hell yeah Mr. & Mrs. Incredible costumes.

Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

Dr. Lunchables posted:

Trade Adams. Rebuild.

Nah as a ...*cough* Raiders fan... Mark Davis should trade Maxx Crosby to the Lions for a 2nd round pick. Thats totally a higher pick than they drafted him. Win/Win..

Tricky Ed
Aug 18, 2010

It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.


Wtf is this war on cash bullshit. Is this national?

OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


gently caress yeah Lions, good way to kill the game

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Eyyyyyy Brock Wright cameo.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Yay kneeldown. Safe and nobody gets wrecked.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Las Vegas should thank Phoenix that it's not officially the shittiest metro area in the USA.

Vegas is tolerable for 48-72 hours within the tourist areas. The rest of that city is an absolutely horrific hellscape.

Eat poo poo Raiders.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Goff and Crosby hugging, glad the future teammates get along.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

486 vs 157 total yards

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Adam’s got tf outta there lol

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe
Good job Loins. That was one of the more entertaining MNF games this year.

And I wish Josh McDaniels a very merry unemployment.

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Just leave McDaniels in Detroit, pull a Lane Kiffin on him.

OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


Another fun night goons, Raiders are terrible, Lions fun

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Tulalip Tulips posted:

Just leave McDaniels in Detroit, pull a Lane Kiffin on him.

i was about to post exactly this lol

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



Dunno if this will post, but I’ll drop the link if it doesn’t



https://i.imgur.com/dZEmZfL.mp4



https://i.imgur.com/HHawbzj.mp4



https://i.imgur.com/LMbOAEu.mp4

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!

MJeff posted:

Goff and Crosby hugging, glad the future teammates get along.

What a wild situation where someone could want to be traded to the Lions at the deadline too. Makes me feel better about Gronkowski's bullshit "Oh I'd be going to the Lions? I'm Retired! Okay it's been a few weeks and that won't happen anymore, so now I'm not retired!" Not that you'd want a guy with that mentality in the locker room anyway, but still.

I'd want Crosby more than Devante anyway since a killer defensive line is a recipe for success and I'd worry about Devante being a locker room bummer if he's not thrown to enough.

Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

Dr. Lunchables posted:

Dunno if this will post, but I’ll drop the link if it doesn’t

https://i.imgur.com/LMbOAEu.mp4

Jesus Christ she HOISTED him into the stands.

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
Not even mad. My team is trash and I hope we lose out the rest of the season then we drop McDaniels in the center of Oakland for a Running Man style reality show to see if he can escape the city alive!

Go Lions, win the goddamn Super Bowl!

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!

Comfortador posted:

Jesus Christ she HOISTED him into the stands.

I feel like hyped up horny Lions Fan strength may equal save my baby from under the car Mom strength.

OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


Comfortador posted:

Jesus Christ she HOISTED him into the stands.

Lady strong

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

NowonSA posted:

What a wild situation where someone could want to be traded to the Lions at the deadline too. Makes me feel better about Gronkowski's bullshit "Oh I'd be going to the Lions? I'm Retired! Okay it's been a few weeks and that won't happen anymore, so now I'm not retired!" Not that you'd want a guy with that mentality in the locker room anyway, but still.

I'd want Crosby more than Devante anyway since a killer defensive line is a recipe for success and I'd worry about Devante being a locker room bummer if he's not thrown to enough.

I mean can you blame Gronkowski for not wanting to play for Matt Patricia? He would be one of the best equipped people in the league to know the score on that bozo.

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Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



I sincerely hope they call attacks on Jimmys knees in the future and that coaches don’t just LEAVE HIM IN THE GAME TO TAKE THOSE HITS

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