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Nov 5, 2023 17:57
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I'm loving dead. They tried to make fun of reality and reality said "hold my beer."
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Nov 5, 2023 18:40
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Fate Accomplice posted:Sometimes apropos of nothing I find myself saying His face looks completely different. How do you accomplish this?
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Nov 5, 2023 18:54
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a little bit of powder, different eyebrows and the extreme opposite expression of the eyelid muscles. then it's framed differently by standing up straight and letting the shoulders drop. ty
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Nov 5, 2023 20:09
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Domonique Foxworth always speaks very highly of Shanahan as a coach and on a personal level so I'm sure the team going from that to McDaniels is one hell of a whiplash
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Nov 5, 2023 20:48
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Rogue Elephant posted:Baseball crossposting but I'm reminded of when Manny Ramirez backhanded Kevin Youkilis after Youkilis had a meltdown over a strikeout when they were up by like 5 runs. it ruled I miss Manny doing poo poo like microwaving his cell phone cause it got wet and like definitely going into the green monster to smoke weed during games and also PEDs rip
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Ranking each team's QB situation: Above-average QB, rookie contract 1.) CJ Stroud, Houston Texans 2.) Trevor Lawrence, Jacksonville Jaguars 3.) Tua Tagovailoa, Miami Dolphins Above-average QB, veteran contract 4.) Patrick Mahomes, Kansas City Chiefs 5.) Lamar Jackson, Baltimore Ravens 6.) Josh Allen, Buffalo Bills 7.) Joe Burrow, Cincinnati Bengals 8.) Jalen Hurts, Philadelphia Eagles 9.) Justin Herbert, Los Angeles Chargers Average QB, veteran contract 10.) Kirk Cousins, Minnesota Vikings 11.) Matthew Stafford, Los Angeles Rams 12.) Dak Prescott, Dallas Cowboys 13.) Geno Smith, Seattle Seahawks 14.) Jared Goff, Detroit Lions 15.) Kyler Murray, Arizona Cardinals Too early to know QB, rookie contract 16.) Brock Purdy, San Francisco 49ers 17.) Sam Howell, Washington Commanders 18.) Will Levis, Tennessee Titans 19.) Anthony Richardson, Indianapolis Colts 20.) Bryce Young, Carolina Panthers 21.) Aidan O'Connell, Las Vegas Raiders Below-average QB, rookie contract 22.) Kenny Pickett, Pittsburgh Steelers 23.) Justin Fields, Chicago Bears 24.) Jordan Love, Green Bay Packers 25.) Zach Wilson, New York Jets 26.) Mac Jones, New England Patriots Below-average QB, veteran contract 27.) Russell Wilson, Denver Broncos 28.) Baker Mayfield, Tampa Bay Buccaneers 29.) Derek Carr, New Orleans Saints 30.) Taylor Heinicke, Atlanta Falcons 31.) Daniel Jones, New York Giants 32.) Deshaun Watson, Cleveland Browns EDIT: vvv Done surf rock fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Nov 6, 2023 |
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^^^^ Thank you! Garrapollo is benched and AOC is starting the rest of the season. Please update your list to reflect this beautiful thing that has been bestowed upon Raider fans. Black Sunshine fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Nov 6, 2023 |
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Nov 6, 2023 21:12
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Didnt Love get like... a one year extension? I think thats the right spot for him in the Surf Rock rankings but I guess I'm nitpicking?
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Black Sunshine posted:Garrapollo is benched and AOC is starting the rest of the season. Please update your list to reflect this beautiful thing that has been bestowed upon Raider fans. The Squad goes NFL
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:Didnt Love get like... a one year extension? I think thats the right spot for him in the Surf Rock rankings but I guess I'm nitpicking? That was a really weird deal so I wasn't sure how to handle it. Instead of picking up his fifth-year option (worth ~$20 million), they signed him to a one-year extension worth "up to" $22.5 million. I figured that was basically a wash with still being on his rookie contract.
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surf rock posted:That was a really weird deal so I wasn't sure how to handle it. Instead of picking up his fifth-year option (worth ~$20 million), they signed him to a one-year extension worth "up to" $22.5 million. I figured that was basically a wash with still being on his rookie contract.
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surf rock posted:Ranking each team's QB situation: This is Tyson Bagent erasure.
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Today I learned Jimmy Clausen was 1-20 as a starter in the NFL (He beat the Cardinals) and apparently threw actual passes for the Bears and Ravens. https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/C/ClauJi00/gamelog/
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Diva Cupcake posted:Today I learned Jimmy Clausen was 1-20 as a starter in the NFL (He beat the Cardinals) and apparently threw actual passes for the Bears and Ravens. Jimmy's masterpiece on the Bears 
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R.D. Mangles posted:Jimmy's masterpiece on the Bears Didn't this game end with the punter sustaining an injury
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R.D. Mangles posted:Jimmy's masterpiece on the Bears Didn't Jon Bois's punting video begin on this beautiful showcase of a game?
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R.D. Mangles posted:Jimmy's masterpiece on the Bears
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Also, the image doesn't show it, but... there was another punt.
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R.D. Mangles posted:Jimmy's masterpiece on the Bears I blame the defense. If they'd gotten better field position on a couple of those drives they might have scored scored 3, even 6 points.
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surf rock posted:Ranking each team's QB situation: This is a surprisingly useful way to categorize the QBs
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Probably an upgrade over Clayton Tune. Cardinals might win more games. https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1721644803312550011?s=46&t=DcBXErlGIUJUj8quAgYfkQ
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surf rock posted:Ranking each team's QB situation: The only thing I would change is adding a category for "below average QB, franchise crippling contract".
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tarbrush posted:The only thing I would change is adding a category for "below average QB, franchise crippling contract". That's just Jones and Watson, right? Well, I guess it would've also been Russ before the season started and he compiled some nice-looking stats (although I still contend he's a below-average QB).
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Diva Cupcake posted:Probably an upgrade over Clayton Tune. Cardinals might win more games. Doesn’t CoD multiplayer drop this week?
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TIL the Bears would have taken Burns instead of Moore, which...uh, why the gently caress wouldn't you do that? Bryce desperately needs a #1 target.
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surf rock posted:That's just Jones and Watson, right? Well, I guess it would've also been Russ before the season started and he compiled some nice-looking stats (although I still contend he's a below-average QB). Is Jones on a franchise killer? I thought the Giants had an out after next year? I was thinking Russ and Watson
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tarbrush posted:Is Jones on a franchise killer? I thought the Giants had an out after next year? Yeah it's not a franchise killer. They're stuck with him next year, then they can cut him although it would be painful. The real out is after year 3.
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tarbrush posted:Is Jones on a franchise killer? I thought the Giants had an out after next year? Watson is obviously in a class of his own. But giving Jones that contract basically punts two seasons which isn’t eternal damnation or anything but should have the GMs seat scorching hot. Not that anyone could make much out of the pass catchers they have. But the GM is responsible for that trash heap too so not exactly an excuse.
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Docjowles posted:Watson is obviously in a class of his own. But giving Jones that contract basically punts two seasons which isn’t eternal damnation or anything but should have the GMs seat scorching hot. Especially when they could have just franchised him and forced him to prove that 2022 wasn't just a fluke
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Kirios posted:TIL the Bears would have taken Burns instead of Moore, which...uh, why the gently caress wouldn't you do that? Bryce desperately needs a #1 target. Because David Tepper and Scott Fitterer are morons. It's even dumber when you figure in the fact that they still have not given burns a contract extension as well.
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They could have but if I recall he was threatening to hold out if they did plus they needed to use the tag on Saquon. They were in a real lovely negotiating position.
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They could have also realized he was a bad quarterback after watching him for four years and not signed him at all!
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fsif posted:They could have also realized he was a bad quarterback after watching him for four years and not signed him at all! To be fair signing a guy because he was your QB when you finally got to the playoffs is the logical end of the rings argument
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Yeah I can see the argument either way. They could have looked at the bulk of his tape, lolled heartily at a holdout threat and drafted Levis or something. But I also get that dumpstering the guy who just won a playoff game for you is going to be a tough sell to the Maras and WFAN callers. Tagging Jones and giving Barkley a 3 year deal with easy outs feels like the right emotionless game theory move. Docjowles fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Nov 7, 2023 |
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Imagine if the Giants had just said... go and find your best deal Daniel, and we'll match it or nah. Like, who would that have even been?
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Weebly posted:Doesn’t CoD multiplayer drop this week? Yeah they clearly timed this.
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surf rock posted:Ranking each team's QB situation: Russ and Deshaun deserve their own Franchise Ruiner tier. Baker and Hinieke are under 10mil
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