NFL Week 8 Thread: All Tricks, NO Treats

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Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Android Apocalypse posted:

I'm all here for Magic Johnson tweeting out Riveria's firing.

I feel like I barely hear from Josh Harris

Maybe that's a good thing if 76ers fan reactions are any indication

# ? Oct 31, 2023 19:57

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# ? May 8, 2024 23:42

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Every team that trades to the 49ers should be sent down to arena football leagues

"Didn't the Cowboys get Trey Lance?"

Did I fuckin stutter???

# ? Oct 31, 2023 20:00

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

Ayudo posted:

Honestly, this is probably why the trade deadline isn't later. By Thanksgiving, the bad teams would hemorrhage talent for delicious ham sandwiches.

NBA and MLB does this, and everyone loves it there

# ? Oct 31, 2023 20:01

Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Please KC trade for a receiver. It doesn�t have to be a WR1 but just a reliable guy who can catch a few passes like maybe Donovan Peoples Jones or someone. Someone to push Skyy Moore or Kadarius Toney off the active 53.

# ? Oct 31, 2023 20:01

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

wandler20 posted:

3rd round pick going back.

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1719423503252791565?s=20

drat is that really what he looks like nowadays? Dude's been hitting the china food pretty hard.

# ? Oct 31, 2023 20:01

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Pron on VHS posted:

Please KC trade for a receiver. It doesn�t have to be a WR1 but just a reliable guy who can catch a few passes like maybe Donovan Peoples Jones or someone. Someone to push Skyy Moore or Kadarius Toney off the active 53.

Terry McLaurin could probably be had for a 5th at this point.

# ? Oct 31, 2023 20:02

Do not even ask: Apr 8, 2008

Pron on VHS posted:

Please KC trade for a receiver. It doesn�t have to be a WR1 but just a reliable guy who can catch a few passes like maybe Donovan Peoples Jones or someone. Someone to push Skyy Moore or Kadarius Toney off the active 53.

From your fingers to the Lions' roster

https://twitter.com/MaryKayCabot/status/1719429299332079734

# ? Oct 31, 2023 20:05

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

now that's an interesting trade

# ? Oct 31, 2023 20:09

Henrik Zetterberg: Dec 7, 2007

For what? Like a 4th?

# ? Oct 31, 2023 20:10

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

For what? Like a 4th?

no way it's that much

# ? Oct 31, 2023 20:11

Do not even ask: Apr 8, 2008

6th round, 2025

# ? Oct 31, 2023 20:11

Docjowles: Apr 9, 2009

wandler20 posted:

Terry McLaurin could probably be had for a 5th at this point.

drat I guess I missed that Terry got paid, his cap hit is like $25 mil each of the next 2 years

Do not even ask posted:

From your fingers to the Lions' roster

https://twitter.com/MaryKayCabot/status/1719429299332079734

Decided Jameson Williams ain't it huh?

# ? Oct 31, 2023 20:13

FAT32 SHAMER: Aug 16, 2012

Someone pointed out in the NFCN thread it�s probably to replace Marv

# ? Oct 31, 2023 20:13

Ayudo: Mar 30, 2006

Docjowles posted:

drat I guess I missed that Terry got paid, his cap hit is like $25 mil each of the next 2 years

Decided Jameson Williams ain't it huh?

Jamo must have put some truly stupid poo poo on tape last night.

# ? Oct 31, 2023 20:13

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Nah, DPJ is a younger, better replacement for Marvin Jones Jr., who, for all intents and purposes, recently retired.

# ? Oct 31, 2023 20:14

Scipiotik: Mar 2, 2004; "I would have won the race but for that."

Gonz posted:

Nah, DPJ is a younger, better replacement for Marvin Jones Jr., who, for all intents and purposes, recently retired.

Yeah, he's a bigger guy, probably comes in at biggest on the roster as far as an endzone target which the Lions don't have outside Laporta.

Goff has to figure out how to not under throw jamo. I think most of his struggles are that Goff struggles to not throw it way behind him.

# ? Oct 31, 2023 20:16

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

I wonder why the Browns decided to move on when their offense desperately needs as much help as it can get. punting on the season?

# ? Oct 31, 2023 20:17

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

indigi posted:

I wonder why the Browns decided to move on when their offense desperately needs as much help as it can get. punting on the season?

Lions asked and Browns don't know the meaning of "no".

# ? Oct 31, 2023 20:20

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

The browns have accepted the defense will win the game or they will lose

# ? Oct 31, 2023 20:21

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

We have a new Schottenheimer special: oops no routes

https://twitter.com/LukeBraunNFL/status/1719078034907754923

# ? Oct 31, 2023 20:27

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

indigi posted:

I wonder why the Browns decided to move on when their offense desperately needs as much help as it can get. punting on the season?

He's been behind Cooper, Moore, and Njoku for targets. DPJ has been just kind of there and in a contract year.

# ? Oct 31, 2023 20:38

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1719438484404887901?s=46

# ? Oct 31, 2023 20:42

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

When I get sacked, just throw me in the TRASH!

# ? Oct 31, 2023 20:44

YOLOsubmarine: Oct 19, 2004; When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Android Apocalypse posted:

Dobbs performing well for the Vikings & creating an off-season QB controversy would be funny as hell.

Kirk isn�t even under contract next year.

# ? Oct 31, 2023 20:45

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1719438484404887901?s=46

Surely the Giants can find a QB they actually trust to throw the ball

# ? Oct 31, 2023 20:49

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1719438484404887901?s=46

# ? Oct 31, 2023 21:17

Henrik Zetterberg: Dec 7, 2007

The Browns really did nothing except dump a WR3, eh? Bold strategy, although their whole team is dependent on Watson not being injured or butt, which he is both.

# ? Oct 31, 2023 21:52

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

I think the Browns entire offense hinged on Nick Chubb and Deshaun not being utter poo poo. But welp.

Browns needed a QB but are a bad team that makes bad decisions.

# ? Oct 31, 2023 22:12

Woozie66: Sep 8, 2009; I'll wait for the next era

https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/1719413926977233389?t=k792RHfu51w3N1Y52I0KsA&s=19

You got greedy, Martin

# ? Oct 31, 2023 22:49

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Gatts posted:

I think the Browns entire offense hinged on Nick Chubb and Deshaun not being utter poo poo. But welp.

Browns needed a QB but are a bad team that makes bad decisions.

With the way that defense is playing, they'd probably still be a contender with Baker too

# ? Oct 31, 2023 22:51

Docjowles: Apr 9, 2009

You know it was a typical zzzzzz NFL trade deadline when the big talking point is Josh Dobbs

Does anyone have a clip of Jonnu Smith attempting a pass for the Falcons on Sunday? Twitter is body bagging Arthur Smith for calling such a dogshit play but I can't actually find footage of it

# ? Oct 31, 2023 22:54

Woozie66: Sep 8, 2009; I'll wait for the next era

Gatts posted:

I think the Browns entire offense hinged on Nick Chubb and Deshaun not being utter poo poo. But welp.

Browns needed a QB but are a bad team that makes bad decisions.

To be fair, not many teams can lose both starters and still be good. Like, probably not even the 49ers. They can definitely survive no Purdy but they'd crater without CMC.

# ? Oct 31, 2023 22:58

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Docjowles posted:

You know it was a typical zzzzzz NFL trade deadline when the big talking point is Josh Dobbs

Does anyone have a clip of Jonnu Smith attempting a pass for the Falcons on Sunday? Twitter is body bagging Arthur Smith for calling such a dogshit play but I can't actually find footage of it

Found it.

https://twitter.com/MattStewartTV/status/1718678618203951557

# ? Oct 31, 2023 23:02