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ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



It is my birthday today GBS!!!!

Please roast me so bad that I don't stop crying and hiding in my home until next year.

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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Who the hell even are you?

cinnamon rollout
Jun 12, 2001

The early bird gets the worm
Happy birthday friend

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
My wife wanted a serious birthday roasting also :)

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Saalkin posted:

Who the hell even are you?

some scumbag...i dunno. I'm the kinda guy thats in the background but nobody knows his name.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

ManBoyChef posted:

Please roast me so bad that I don't stop crying and hiding in my home until next year.

We don't need to roast you. You were just going to do that anyways.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Ur old and did nothing when ur life.

Is that how a roasting works, I'm sorry I'm not good at insulting people.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Happy Birthday rear end in a top hat!!! gently caress you!!!

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Happy Birthday, Trump voter!

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Saalkin posted:

Who the hell even are you?

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Hope you don't have to worry about getting roasted next year

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Saalkin posted:

Who the hell even are you?

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
a lot of people wish you well, and a lot of people want to throw you down one.

A well.

they want to murder you in a well.

Tijuana-A-Go-Go
Aug 2, 2019

Doggles Aficionado


ManBoyChef posted:

It is my birthday today GBS!!!!

Please roast me so bad that I don't stop crying and hiding in my home until next year.

:gas:


Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Happy Birthday, Trump voter!



:five:

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Happy Birthday, Trump voter!



okay this is awesome...I love it.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
More like WomanGirlServer, amirite? :smug:

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



your hair looks like a helmet

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Hope you get to upgrade to a double sized racecar bed OP!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Not even sure you’re worth coming up with a good roast op

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

It's my daughter's birthday too bozo

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

ManBoyChef posted:

It is my birthday today GBS!!!!

Please roast me so bad that I don't stop crying and hiding in my home until next year.

Every year people have to take extra care to ensure the safety of children on your birthday.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Lol OP shares a birthday with a little girl like a LOSER lmao

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Smugworth posted:

It's my daughter's birthday too bozo

Tell her happy birthday for me!

Give her a high five if possible.



I just want to say thank you to everyone in this thread. I've been having a tough year. Health problems, and mental health concerns. It feels really good to get some birthday wishes.

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
Your Mom should've swallowed you instead of taking the shot like a turkey on Thanksgiving

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

ManBoyChef posted:

Tell her happy birthday for me!

Give her a high five if possible.



I just want to say thank you to everyone in this thread. I've been having a tough year. Health problems, and mental health concerns. It feels really good to get some birthday wishes.

Good to hear it OP. Hope this upcoming year is better for you.

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

I'm picturing you wearing white earbuds. 2008 called, they want their blueteeth back!

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Black Sunshine posted:

Your Mom should've swallowed you instead of taking the shot like a turkey on Thanksgiving

I dont understand this, do you not swallow the turkey on Thanksgiving? How else do you eat it?

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

*rips massive, stinky fart*

here's your birthday present op!

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
OP the kind of guy who licks q tips clean before throwing em away

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




bend over op, it's time for your birthday spankings

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


You want to get spit roasted on your birthday?

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
Happy Birthday!
You are valued and worthy of love you dumb son of a bitch

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Happy Birthday OP.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Your ears are asymmetric and everybody calls you cuphead.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Bend over OP, its time for birthday spankings. If you cry I'm starting over.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


You want it serious OP?

Well you're 1 year closer to hell because of all the sins you're committing and loving up your life.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



ManBoyChef posted:

I just want to say thank you to everyone in this thread. I've been having a tough year. Health problems, and mental health concerns. It feels really good to get some birthday wishes.

Glad you are feeling better


Also get hosed , shitface! You suck at driving and dont even know how to bake a ham!


I'm trying, I'm not sure I'm good at this roasting stuff

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

ManBoyChef posted:

It is my birthday today GBS!!!!

Please roast me so bad that I don't stop crying and hiding in my home until next year.

Hi Happy Birthday
I don't recognize you and I know user names so well that I've done like 6 guess the user name threads


So you really need to grow a personality

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Spinz posted:

Hi Happy Birthday
I don't recognize you and I know user names so well that I've done like 6 guess the user name threads


So you really need to grow a personality

You should do another guess the name thread

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



happy birthday OP I don't really feel like being mean to anyone, even in a roasty joking sorta way, just have a good one

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