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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Tim Fugger

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Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006


Nice one. The Patriots have Cole Strange, who strangely wears #69.

Also, you know it is a deep dive when the player doesn't even have a Wikipedia entry.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Anderson Koopa posted:

Nice one. The Patriots have Cole Strange, who strangely wears #69.

Also, you know it is a deep dive when the player doesn't even have a Wikipedia entry.

The Giants once drafted B.J. Hill with the 69th overall pick :discourse:

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
And here we thought that Joey Freshwater was too implausible to be an alias.

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

In the spirit of the adjectives post, here's a player with a verb in their name.

I Made Wirawan.

https://fbref.com/en/players/65c7b9f2/I-Made-Wirawan

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Some of my favs are in the Australian Rules Football League annuls of time:

Wiley Buzza
Steele Sidebottom
Irving Mosquito
Donald Dickie

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

I've been putting together a list of people named after places.

Mike England
Jade Melbourne
Bostons - Aaliyah, Brandon, Billy, David, Daryl, Tre
Londons - Adam, Lacale, London Fletcher, London Parrantes Pamela, Paul
Yorks -Andy, Cade, Cameron, Chris, Colin, Michael, Mike, Teri, Tony, Jed
Toledos - Natalia, Patricia, Rafeal, Robinson, Filipe
Sydney Baldwin
Rayne Dakota Prescott
Washington - There are a ton of Washingtons so for brevity's sake I'm just going to list Ron
Gustavo Victoria
Martin St. Louis
JP France
Cleveland Bailey
Phoenix Copley / Phoenix Sanders (Interesting fact, of the four people listed on Wikipedia with the name of Phoenix, two are athletes, two are victims of crime. Just don't name your kid Phoenix I guess).
Pierre Gasly
Mabel / Pete Fairbanks
Brian / Bruno Lima
Santiago Fernandez X 2 1985 / 1991
John Stockton
Jesus Sucre (Pictured)

Edit: Also John and Scott Maine who are not siblings as best as I can figure.

Again please let me know what I'm missing.

Edit: from RD Mangles: Dwayne Missouri

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Anderson Koopa fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Dec 3, 2023

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


back in the early 2000s, Northwestern had a defensive lineman named Dwayne Missouri who was sort of a fringe NFL player for a few years.

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

R.D. Mangles posted:

back in the early 2000s, Northwestern had a defensive lineman named Dwayne Missouri who was sort of a fringe NFL player for a few years.

I'll add him to the list. I did a cursory lookup of him to find out what he's up to. Sounds like his life has some ups and downs. From Wikipedia: "Missouri was featured in the first season of HBO's Hard Knocks series as a member of the Baltimore Ravens.[10] He is currently an assistant high school football coach at McCollum High School in San Antonio, Texas and working on his alternative certification to become a special education teacher.[11]

On October 3, 2023 Missouri was arrested on animal cruelty charges.[12]".

Carbon_Based_Life
Aug 31, 2023

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice

Anderson Koopa posted:

Again please let me know what I'm missing.

Zaire Franklin

Cairo Santos

Jonathan India

Israel Idonije

And don't forget Ron Mexico!

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Proper football players :colbert:

Stephen Ireland - He made 6 appearances for the Republic of Ireland
Jason Scotland - He made 41 appearances for Trinidad and Tobago
Gary Wales - Represented Scotland at the U21 level
Mike England - He made 44 appearances for Wales in the 60s and 70s

Ryan France - Spent a chunk of his career with Alfreton Town at the semi-pro level before moving to Hull City, where he spent a lot of time in the second-tier Championship level. He enjoyed one season in the top flight with Hull City before transfering to Sheffield United for the 09/10 season on a free, back to the Championship.


In rugby, there's

Israel Dagg - He made 66 appearances for New Zealand, and was a key member of the 2011 Rugby World Cup winning team
Leicester Ofa Ki Wales Twickenham Fainga'anuku - He made 7 appearances for New Zealand, including the 2023 Rugby World Cup final.

Israel Folau - He made 5 appearances for Queensland and 8 appearances for the Australian men's international rugby league team, as well as 73 appearances for the Australian men's international rugby union team, in addition to 1 appearance for Tonga. Also a colossal homophobic shithead.

Brettbot
Sep 18, 2006

After All The Prosaic Waiting... The Sun Finally Crashes Into The Earth.

Anderson Koopa posted:

Phoenix Copley

Um excuse me it's Pheonix. :colbert:
Also I don't know if this counts, but German Rubtsov was a first-round pick from Russia for the Philadelphia Flyers.

EDIT: I've now learned that there are a lot of people with the first or last name German, and Mr. Rubtsov is not even listed on Wikipedia's list of People With The Given Name "German".
But German Glessner is: an Argentinian who visited Germany when he was 12 and fell in love with bobsledding, but it was too expensive so he switched to Skeleton and made the 2002 Olympics. Nice!

Double Edit: Oh wait, Montana Onyebuchi!

Brettbot fucked around with this message at 13:45 on Dec 4, 2023

Rooster Brooster
Mar 30, 2001

Maybe it doesn't really matter anymore.


Todd "The Bone" Bonzalez

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Anderson Koopa posted:

I've been putting together a list of people named after places.

Bostons - Aaliyah, Brandon, Billy, David, Daryl, Tre

Boston Scott, Philadelphia Eagles RB

Also:
Dallas Goedert, Philadelphia Eagles TE
Dallas Clark - Retired Colts TE
Dallas Green - Philadelphia Phillies Manager

Miles Austin - Retired Philadelphia Eagles WR

AFewBricksShy fucked around with this message at 16:25 on Dec 4, 2023

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006


Antonio Bastardo

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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Ugueth Urbina

Just.....don't look up what he was up to after retirement.

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

C. Everett Koop posted:

Ugueth Urbina

Just.....don't look up what he was up to after retirement.

Oof, that's not very nice. Think we have enough ammunition for an athletes with questionable personal lives thread? I'd submit to you Jacques Anquetil for the most messed up family life I've come across.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacques_Anquetil

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
Coco Crisp. Always makes me think of a breakfast cereal.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Jamwad Hilder posted:

Coco Crisp. Always makes me think of a breakfast cereal.

Milton Bradley, another baseball player who you shouldn't see what he's been up to after baseball.

Though given that he was a lit fuse during his playing career, no one is really surprised.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

C. Everett Koop posted:

Ugueth Urbina

Just.....don't look up what he was up to after retirement.

after retirement nothing, he did that poo poo while still actively playing for the Phillies lol

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Alaois posted:

after retirement nothing, he did that poo poo while still actively playing for the Phillies lol

Yeah but that's just how you say hello in Philly.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice

Blind Pineapple posted:

Michael Penix Jr is the current king of “try not to make the announcers giggle” names.

Hate to quote myself, but when you get headlines like this...



Glad he's good enough that we'll be hearing about him in the NFL too.

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

The all Alcohol team!

Seth Beer
Bobby Wine
Jake Gosling
Bud Schwenk
Jon Busch
Julio Borbon
Arron Jameson
Johnny Powers
Jon Busch
Chet Brewer
Geoff Molson
Tito Francona
John Boozman
Carlos Boozer
Billy Lush

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Anderson Koopa posted:

The all Alcohol team!

Seth Beer
Bobby Wine
Jake Gosling
Bud Schwenk
Jon Busch
Julio Borbon
Arron Jameson
Johnny Powers
Jon Busch
Chet Brewer
Geoff Molson
Tito Francona
John Boozman
Carlos Boozer
Billy Lush

I always mispronounced Jim Druckenmiller's name as "Drunkenmiller"

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Anderson Koopa posted:

The all Alcohol team!

Seth Beer
Bobby Wine
Jake Gosling
Bud Schwenk
Jon Busch
Julio Borbon
Arron Jameson
Johnny Powers
Jon Busch
Chet Brewer
Geoff Molson
Tito Francona
John Boozman
Carlos Boozer
Billy Lush

UFC light heavyweight Johnny Walker

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

LobsterMobster posted:

UFC light heavyweight Johnny Walker

I also missed:

Jontay Porter
Cooper Cup (you store spirits in barrels)
Nathalie Bock
Liam Hendricks

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
There was a player on my alma mater's football team who was honest to God named Gelo Orange

Gelo was pronounced like Jell-O.

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

In honor of last night's football game, I present to you to Easton Stick.

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pseudodragon
Jun 16, 2007


Anderson Koopa posted:

In honor of last night's football game, I present to you to Easton Stick.



If he was a hockey player how much money would you throw at him as a competitor just to run an "Even Easton thinks our Stick is better" ad?

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

Oops all same name team

Chris Carter

Michael Jordan

Will Smith

Adrian Peterson

Mike Williams

Again let me know if I am missing anyone.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
There were a bunch of Steve Smiths, including two wide receivers whose careers partially overlapped, the great one for the Panthers/Ravens, and the other who had a few good seasons for the Giants.

I think there were two tight ends named Zach Miller at the same time too, along with multiple Alex Smith’s. There are currently two Josh Allen’s, one the QB for the Bills and the other a DE for the Jaguars, who IIRC sacked the QB in a game a year or two back.

pseudodragon
Jun 16, 2007


There's currently 2 guys named Sebastian Aho in the NHL. One is a star forward for Carolina and the other one is defenceman for the Islanders.

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

his name is stevonne latrall smith senior, actually

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

pseudodragon posted:

There's currently 2 guys named Sebastian Aho in the NHL. One is a star forward for Carolina and the other one is defenceman for the Islanders.

One is also Swedish and the other is Finnish, they were born a year apart.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

pseudodragon posted:

There's currently 2 guys named Sebastian Aho in the NHL. One is a star forward for Carolina and the other one is defenceman for the Islanders.

For people who don’t watch NHL this means the two teams are in the same division and play each other three or four times a year outside of playoffs

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

an MLB Christmas named team:

C - Steve Christmas
1B - JT Snow
2B - David Bell
3B - Pedro Feliz
SS -Jamey Carroll

OF - Matt Holliday
OF - David de Jesus
OF - Cookie Rojas
DH - Rob Deer

Bench - Todd Greene
Bench - Angel Pagan
Bench - Noel Cuevas
Bench - Dasher Troy

P - Al Clauss
P - Rudolph May
P - Dick Pole
P - Dick Rudolph
P - Joe Benz 'Blitzen"
P - Ebenezer Beatin
P - Frosty Bill Duggleby

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

will_colorado posted:

an MLB Christmas named team:

C - Steve Christmas
1B - JT Snow
2B - David Bell
3B - Pedro Feliz
SS -Jamey Carroll

OF - Matt Holliday
OF - David de Jesus
OF - Cookie Rojas
DH - Rob Deer

Bench - Todd Greene
Bench - Angel Pagan
Bench - Noel Cuevas
Bench - Dasher Troy

P - Al Clauss
P - Rudolph May
P - Dick Pole
P - Dick Rudolph
P - Joe Benz 'Blitzen"
P - Ebenezer Beatin
P - Frosty Bill Duggleby

:perfect:

Excellent post. I was able to find one Faye Dancer -CF / P.

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edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Ethan de Groot
Tony Woodcock
Jeremy Thrush

Andrew Hore - the position he played was hooker
Sam Whitelock - a white guy, playing at lock

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