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insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

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Title: Basketball FRVR

Graphics: 2 squares. your player is a transparent tongue depressor that can move Up when you place your mouse on it. This shoots the basketball. It feels great. Just like how I imagine throwing a basketball at some 6 pack of plastic can rings hanging down from a glossy orange line would feel like from an immovable spectre-pole's point of view.

Difficulty: Immense. Not for the feint of heart. When the game decides you miss your shot, you lose. Right then and there. This isn't for pussies.

Music: Unbelievable. I will be trying to find the funky-retro lossless for this should youtube india ever release it. Not that I would ever get tired of playing this, but if I did, the music would keep me coming back for more.

Pay off: Incredible. You get 1 token per play, it feels like adulting at Chuck E cheese. If you save up 200 you can turn your basketball into a watermelon. #goals

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Aug 5, 2018



Some sort of Klurf game. I did not have enough coins to equip the diaper, but the cry it makes when I leave it a dirty baby is like a hentai girl pitched up like Alvin and the Chipmunks, so I shant be giving him a bath anytime soon :D No matter how tempting ! You can equip him in a military uniform, and I'm not really sure what the implications are in the lore for this..I'm haunted by the ever wise words of the Brotherhood of Steel, "War..War Never Changes.."

There is no music in this game. Only infantile crying.




Farmer.

Didn't get past this. Saw the bimbo cow girl farmer blonde hick and a symbol that resembled breasts that it wanted me to rub my finger over. I just kept doing that until my wife walked in and I closed out of it saying Youtube Ads are unblockable now.



And here's todays crossword answers if you want it.

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