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Today I'm bringing you a thread in one of SA's greatest traditions: FASHION SWAT - STEVE BANNON EDITION Recommended Thread Music Steve Bannon dresses like a loving clown. He's the man who brought you the phrase "flood the zone with poo poo", and he constantly looks like he's on the verge of flooding his Dockers with poo poo. Let's get straight into it:  I call this look Baron Harkonnen x Margaritaville. It's a look that screams "I got kicked out of Martha's Vineyard for chugging someone's great aunt's ashes" The double-collar look is a favorite of Bannon, who hates the world because he was born fat and colorblind.  The slimming effect that black has on Steve here unfortunately makes it look like he's being squeezed slowly out of his mock turtleneck. He's actually got another 5 layers under there because his real body looks like the kid from the "Titannica" sketch where David Cross has a muppety wet-cigar body. This would make a pretty good "Che Guevara wearing a Che Guevara wearing a Steve Bannon" T-shirt  No lie, my grandmother wore pretty much this exact same outfit throughout the entirety of the 90s. Steve Bannon claims to have been sober since the 90s, also much like my grandma. They also have the same taste in picture frames. Real classy broads.  This is actually getting difficult because he's been wearing that same bird-watching rear end cargo jacket for 3 decades. The man honestly owns like 4 items of clothing that he wears at all times.  Welp.
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Didn't fashion swat used to be funny?
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Nov 1, 2023 09:30
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Jorts would not look good on him, but they would look appropriate.
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Nov 1, 2023 09:36
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Sorry about your Grandma OP, SWAT took out the wrong one 
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Nov 1, 2023 09:41
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I’m a catty bitch so I’m sold  Dude looks like an amalgamation of the worst men who have hit on me, marinated in piss and buried in the snow for weeks to ferment into something you can’t open indoors without pissing off everyone else. If someone threw Gerard Depardieu and a ham hock into the telepod from The Fly and tossed him into Dockers
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Nov 1, 2023 10:42
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teen witch posted:Gerard Depardieu oof
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Nov 1, 2023 10:55
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The gently caress?! Bannon was involved in Biosphere2??! That's one of my favorite places! Dang.
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Nov 1, 2023 11:00
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redshirt posted:The gently caress?! Bannon was involved in Biosphere2??! Oh my sweet summer child. He came on as CEO to suppress scientific knowledge in favour of big oil and carbon producing industries.
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Nov 1, 2023 11:14
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Steve Bannon claims to have been sober for decades? 
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Nov 1, 2023 11:17
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Edmund Sparkler posted:Steve Bannon claims to have been sober for decades? Even crazier if you believe what Anthony Scaramucci said about him. I mean who tries to suck they own dick whilst sober?
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Nov 1, 2023 11:19
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 “I just don’t think the races should mix” in the streets “I exclusively cum to nonwhite women” in the sheets (which haven’t been washed for months)
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Nov 1, 2023 11:23
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He's on a one-man mission to bring back heroin chic to mainstream fashion.
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Nov 1, 2023 11:48
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That is one failing mission
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Nov 1, 2023 12:39
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Steve Bannon Harkonnen 
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Nov 1, 2023 13:19
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He's very sensual
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Nov 1, 2023 13:25
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Steve Bannon Harkonnen That’s just him bathing
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Nov 1, 2023 13:33
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Steve Bannon knows who he is.
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Nov 1, 2023 14:27
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i think it's mean to make fun of someone's clothes OP
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Nov 1, 2023 14:47
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Your grandma looks good for her age!
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Nov 1, 2023 15:38
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steve would be hot if he was in shape ngl
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Nov 1, 2023 15:42
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Sex Farm posted:Didn't fashion swat used to be funny? A land of contrasts
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Nov 1, 2023 15:42
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Dude looks like John Goodman's less successful and alcoholic cousin.
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Nov 1, 2023 15:43
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fashion swat was funny but more importantly it was og cringe content
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Nov 1, 2023 15:45
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Grey Cat posted:Dude looks like John Goodman's less successful and alcoholic cousin. John Badman
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Nov 1, 2023 16:08
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What did this Steve Bannon guy do to you OP?
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Nov 1, 2023 16:22
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Sophy Wackles posted:What did this Steve Bannon guy do to you OP? 
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Nov 1, 2023 16:45
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Stained jacket and three pens hooked to his shirt. Dude needs that Blues Traveler harmonica bandolier but with lovely ballpoint pens and rotisserie chicken parts
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Nov 1, 2023 17:08
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OP please can we expand this to MAGA SWAT
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Nov 1, 2023 17:08
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:i think it's mean to make fun of someone's clothes OP Wuh oh!
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Nov 1, 2023 17:18
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steve is just playing with disproportions
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Nov 1, 2023 17:24
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whats your problem with bird watching op. no need to besmirch the hobby by associating it with steve bannons disgusting old jacket
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Nov 1, 2023 17:27
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If I could afford to dress like that i'd be unstoppable
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Nov 1, 2023 17:28
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Earwicker posted:whats your problem with bird watching op. no need to besmirch the hobby by associating it with steve bannons disgusting old jacket Watchers invented the term "bird jizz" so idk if they can talk.
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Nov 1, 2023 17:28
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Steve looks like something you find buried in the desert
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Nov 1, 2023 17:36
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 There's more. 
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Nov 1, 2023 17:52
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teen witch posted:OP please can we expand this to MAGA SWAT Yes, I think this is a good idea.
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Nov 1, 2023 18:37
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That jacket looks like it's covered in the grime that forms on controller joysticks when you let them sit in a drawer for a few years.
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Nov 1, 2023 18:44
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Fartington Butts posted:That jacket looks like it's covered in the grime that forms on controller joysticks when you let them sit in a drawer for a few years. Genuinely retched
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Nov 1, 2023 18:54
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He looks like someone tried to make a suprised snow panther out of balogna and out a wig on it
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Nov 1, 2023 19:08
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He looks good for a bloated corpse they fished out downstream from the sewage plant
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